Not sure what's going wrong with them yet, something's been running amok on the server the past couple of days. I'll figure out what it is eventually.
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Check out the big brain on Peachis!
AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK AMOK
*Wonders what to do now. Should I be afraid, or what. Hands Peachis a huge slab of choclate cheese cake, then desided to give her the whole cheesecake.*
And all this time I thought it was my puter's fault. Crisis adverted, resuming of consumption of alcholic beverages now at the ledo deck. [ 11-23-2001: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about John Romero:
/em hijacks the thread by telling everyone about the chocolate pumpkin cheesecake pie his sister-in-law made... chocolate chips in the crust with real whipped cream.
/me hijacks the thread by talking about umm... stuff
mysqladmin -u root -pyourpass proc stat
I want to bet you have tons of delayed inserts or lengthy queries - either enable Apache: 
BI for persistent connections or find a way to reduce the number of queries needed to display a thread :>
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De lid g am ond had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
OOPS?! I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWELS AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS OOPS?!
For once, I agree with him! Drysart, that was mean and completely uncalled for!!!
Bad gnomes, get back to work.
My suggestion for punishment is that he be able to see and smell pie...BUT NOT EAT IT!!!
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Kloie had this to say about (_|_):
NO!My suggestion for punishment is that he be able to see and smell pie...BUT NOT EAT IT!!!
And have him bound and gagged while we eat pies right in front of him. Hmmm hot apple pie don't mind if I do. *starts scooping out some vanilla ice cream*
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Kloie impressed everyone with:
NO!My suggestion for punishment is that he be able to see and smell pie...BUT NOT EAT IT!!!
Excelllent... we shall also regale him with stories of all the wonderful pies we have all experienced the past day!
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Drysart stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Forums are back up now, and stuff.Not sure what's going wrong with them yet, something's been running amok on the server the past couple of days. I'll figure out what it is eventually.
WHAT'D YOU DO?! YOU BROKE IT!
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Kloie impressed everyone with:
NO!My suggestion for punishment is that he be able to see and smell pie...BUT NOT EAT IT!!!
And force him to look at...fully clothed 
!
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Check out the big brain on Freschel Spindrift!
*Wonders what to do now. Should I be afraid, or what. Hands Peachis a huge slab of choclate cheese cake, then desided to give her the whole cheesecake.*And all this time I thought it was my puter's fault. Crisis adverted, resuming of consumption of alcholic beverages now at the ledo deck.
AMOK AMOk.... ooo cheesecake...
runs off with it
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Drysart thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Not sure what's going wrong with them yet, something's been running amok on the server the past couple of days. I'll figure out what it is eventually.
I got it! Brykanst the leet haxor finally found his way onto the server. Now change the password, and he's going to spend another 4 months trying to figure it out!
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MadCat had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I want to bet you have tons of delayed inserts or lengthy queries - either enable Apache:BI for persistent connections or find a way to reduce the number of queries needed to display a thread :>
Nope. It's not a problem caused by UBB (or at least it doesn't appear to be). UBB's running in a standard CGI interface because even though it SAYS it can be run with mod_perl, when I try to set it up for that, it goes nuts. Something's making httpd go bonkers after a few days, all the processes suck up a bunch of memory and CPU all of a sudden (even though they're set to restart after 40 requests). [ 11-23-2001: Message edited by: Drysart ]
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Drysart had this to say about pies:
Nope. It's not a problem caused by UBB (or at least it doesn't appear to be). UBB's running in a standard CGI interface because even though it SAYS it can be run with mod_perl, when I try to set it up for that, it goes nuts. Something's making httpd go bonkers after a few days, all the processes suck up a bunch of memory and CPU all of a sudden (even though they're set to restart after 40 requests).
That's it; you're not running it under Windows 98, you're running it under Millenium!
Fix it, or no more pie for you.
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Mightion Defensor impressed everyone with:
/em hijacks the thread by telling everyone about the chocolate pumpkin cheesecake pie his sister-in-law made... chocolate chips in the crust with real whipped cream.
DAMN YOU! I love pumpkin pie but I am allergic to pumpkin and other squashes.
We all know your l33t servering skills will fix this problem eventually. Till then, here's some pie.
Hands Drysart a large apple pie, with a quart of icecream on the side.
Enjoy. 
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