*is sitting in bed with a happy glow about her and holding a bundle in her arms*
I'm so happy Deth was able to set up this scrying mirror for me. I wanted to be the first to announce the newest addition to the Ka`Bael family tree.
*moves the blanket away to show a little sleeping face, a dark mop of hair and a tiny hand holding the blanket*
Everyone, meet Colin Hannah Ka`Bael, Deth and my new daughter.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Awwwww!
Newborns are so ugly they're cute.
Er, I mean, you must be very proud! What a beautiful baby.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Wow, she's cute!
*Runs to his storage area and clambers back holding a small, mottled object*
I think she needs a friend, so here's Rusty, my old teddy bear. He may be missing an eye and a bit of fur, but I assure you, he's very warm on cold nights. [ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Ferret ]
That's so sweet of you, Ferret
*kisses Ferret's little nose and then snuggles the teddy up close to Colin*
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Now, tell me what happened to her fine plate gauntlets I made her? They were crushed to metal bits!
Congrats you two; and know the light of Marr watches over all of you.
*blinks at the looks she's probably being given*
What??? I had to bite *something* It hurt.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I was more than happy to everyone there watching me scream and carry on :P
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
We're very proud of our bebe.
*grin fades*
On the other hand, the statement must be made that attacks on our daughter will be met with terminal force. I've compiled the assorted hair, skin, and blood samples from all of you over time. I've analyzed, catalogged, and cross-referenced them. I know how to deal with you, if need be. This is the only warning I feel needs to be given.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
I love you, Daddy!
If the globe lights up, the baby is in danger. it's all I can do. But i hope it helps.
smiles at Lyniar, and Ja'deth
Congradulations, both of you. If you need any help, let me know.
You're sweet to offer, though
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
quote:
Bloodsage wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Oooh, purple and wrinkly!Awwwww!
Newborns are so ugly they're cute.
Er, I mean, you must be very proud! What a beautiful baby.
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael impressed everyone with:
*grins*We're very proud of our bebe.
*grin fades*
On the other hand, the statement must be made that attacks on our daughter will be met with terminal force. I've compiled the assorted hair, skin, and blood samples from all of you over time. I've analyzed, catalogged, and cross-referenced them. I know how to deal with you, if need be. This is the only warning I feel needs to be given.
Well.. isn't that a pity. I have no skin, hair, or blood.
Mortious cackles and sneaks away to plan his attack.
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker had this to say about John Romero:
Well.. isn't that a pity. I have no skin, hair, or blood.Mortious cackles and sneaks away to plan his attack.
quote:
Densetsu had this to say:
I thought you were human now...
Bertoxxulous took my flesh away
And replaced it with a nice new suit of armour
Don't you DARE hurt your little sister!
Or I'll do something to you worse than anything Bertoxxulus could think to
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
I'll become your best friend.
That means that I will follow you everywhere, talk to you incessently about asinine topics, and probably use your helmet as a litter box.
Do you still want to hurt the baby? [ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: Ferret ]
The tricky part was keeping them from gagging to death after the initial whiff.
As the eldest one of the Ka`Bael family, I feel it is my obligation, nay, my DUTY to mentor young Colin and see that she learns all that I have accumulated in my vast, vast, VAST lifetime!
Y'know...stuff like making armpit noises and irritating other people. Yeah, she's gonna need that in life!
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael said this stupid crap:
On the other hand, the statement must be made that attacks on our daughter will be met with terminal force. I've compiled the assorted hair, skin, and blood samples from all of you over time. I've analyzed, catalogged, and cross-referenced them. I know how to deal with you, if need be. This is the only warning I feel needs to be given.
Oh, my. You wouldn't be suggesting that the blood sample I let you take might be used against me now, would you? That could make me ... upset.
Besides, I don't really like little babies. They make me nervious. I don't hate them or anything, I just want nothing much to do with them. In fact...
*casts a variant of Ward of Protection: Vermin to keep the baby at least 10feet away from him*
If she's sick, call me. If you need a baby sitter, go away.
(OOC) RP and humor disclaimer.
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Ferret wrote this stupid crap:
probably use your helmet as a litter box.
This is supposed to deter Mort!?
My gift to you guys...
((Playing FF7 Prelude. Would make a link, but it's a pain in the ass to try and upload a song onto a webspace with a 56k))
When will her fur grow in?
(=( never heard of that chat...)
*smiles*
This one's not going to grow fur. She's an elf.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
(er ok I'llfind it eventually lol)
She's my child
(E-mail me and I'll send you some servers and how to get here. Drysart has an annoying little filter up so no one can even say the name of the damned network here)
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
(email... right! hmm)
And I wouldn't worry too much about anyone doing anything. The Ka'Bael family has more allies here than I would care to count, it would take an idiot to attack. Besides, if I know this family, she'll be casting spells before she begins on solid food. [ 11-19-2001: Message edited by: Chalesm ]
Douglas Adams, 1952-2001
She's going to be quite a charmer when she's older.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin