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Aaron (the good one)
posted 11-18-2001 03:51:29 PM
Massive anal gang probeing
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-18-2001 03:52:36 PM
Poo-flinging jargon-speaking angel-loving horseradish!
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-18-2001 03:52:56 PM
Someone's been reading the Book of Karnaj.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 11-18-2001 03:54:44 PM
purple monkey dishwasher!
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Mightion Defensor
posted 11-18-2001 03:55:13 PM
Our Lady of Casual Indifference!
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Kolak
Pancake
posted 11-18-2001 03:56:39 PM
sourcream and onion chips taste good
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Anthrax - The other white powder
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ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 11-18-2001 03:58:23 PM
Pink fluffy hamster infestation.
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 11-18-2001 03:59:43 PM
The cheese is old and moldy, and the rats are in the soup.
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Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 11-18-2001 04:01:05 PM
till all are one intellatoast till all are one.
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 11-18-2001 04:20:14 PM
BLOW UP THE PLANET WITH A GIANT SPACE FORTRESS!!!!!!11111



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 11-18-2001 04:25:44 PM
Your slash MANGLES a mantis elite guard! A mantis elite guard has a few cuts.

(ps, Moogle, your sig pic rocks)

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Ezvien
Owes Drysart $40
posted 11-18-2001 04:34:09 PM
Cheese eats the old lady who was a ugly poo eating can of Arizona Iced Tea that was drank by the ruler sitting next the the pen that fell out of a book which the title was "Cheese eats the old lady who was a ugly poo eating can of Arizona Iced Tea that was drank by the ruler sitting next the the pen that fell out of a book which the title was" Cheese eats the old lady who was a ugly poo eating can of Arizona Iced Tea that was drank by the ruler sitting next the the pen that fell out of a book which the title was "Cheese eats the old lady who was a ugly poo eating can of Arizona Iced Tea that was drank by the ruler sitting next the the pen that fell out of a book which the title was" Cheese eats the old lady who was a ugly poo eating can of Arizona Iced Tea that was drank by the ruler sitting next the the pen that fell out of a book which the title was "Cheese eats the old lady who was a ugly poo eating can of Arizona Iced Tea that was drank by the ruler sitting next the the pen that fell out of a book which the title was" Repet to infinitum
*lurk*
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-18-2001 05:16:10 PM
Why yes, yes I am.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-18-2001 05:18:55 PM
oen TIEM i waes waking in teh park!?!?!/11/ and mr valinkos dog waes in teh park as well and i tihnk i setaped on him or soemthing and teh dog BIT ME!??!?! so i hiet him with a stick saying "FTECH YUO DUMB Dog" and i donty know i think mr valinkops was liek "STOP HITAING MY DOG YUO HEATHEn" and tehn he throw some bird feed at me so i hit him in teh head with teh baeg of birdseed and he felled down and i donyt know/
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Darius!
Pancake
posted 11-18-2001 05:19:16 PM
JooJooFlop's sigpic looks like a pokémon.

[ 11-18-2001: Message edited by: First Dragon ]

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Kanid
BANNED
posted 11-18-2001 05:42:28 PM
And one time, at band camp...
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 11-18-2001 05:42:56 PM
Horde of blonde nymphos in a splooge bath
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-18-2001 05:47:30 PM
Keep pushing...I'm sure we can make it fit.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 11-18-2001 05:54:35 PM
*static*The monkey is digging in the sand. I repeat, the monkey is digging in the sand.*static*

*Vader-type breathing...*

Luke... I am your father's uncle's sister's aunt's great-great-great-grandfather's cousin...

*More Vader-type breathing...*

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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-18-2001 05:58:29 PM
I am a DONUT!
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 11-18-2001 05:59:39 PM
You got Pi and you got a magnet! Pi has a decimal, but don't you grab it! Magnet has attraction, but Pi is a FRACTION!



moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

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Prometheus
Pancake
posted 11-18-2001 06:04:25 PM
I like pie.
Prometheus
"Forethought"
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 11-18-2001 06:07:49 PM
The spider monkey's pants won't fit onto the pink fluffy electro-shock therapy easy chair because he sprayed them with sea blue papaya juice cocktail.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 11-18-2001 06:33:37 PM
How very, very odd...
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-18-2001 08:27:21 PM
Come on down to the Green Grass Friends of Mac the Knife Roadside Drive-Thru Church and Cafe.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 11-18-2001 08:35:46 PM
LIFE IS WONDERFUL!

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Mightion Defensor
posted 11-18-2001 08:38:02 PM
"Well, how was I supposed to know that? They were so close together, and it's not like they were labelled like they are in the book! Just tell her I'm sorry, would ya?"
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-18-2001 08:54:20 PM
This thread has taken a turn towards the sick and nasty. I like.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 11-18-2001 09:12:31 PM
Pie are not squared, pie are round.
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 11-18-2001 09:14:57 PM
"Can I fly with the thing in my mouth? oh. No. I can't. I can fly with nothing in my mouth, though. Can't eat any... wait, can I eat the pigs? There are lots of pigs. Can I eat the... oh! I ate him. Ha ha, I am the greatest pig-eater ever!"

You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 11-18-2001 09:15:26 PM
Flaming holy tongs of massive toenail exploitation
"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-18-2001 09:33:21 PM
quote:
Vorago stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Flaming holy tongs of massive toenail exploitation

Whatever floats your boat.

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-18-2001 09:38:59 PM
quote:
Solstyce had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You! Invaders! Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!


INDEED!!!!@

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 11-18-2001 09:41:54 PM
Sell washing machines for the dyslexic speed readers club!
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Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-18-2001 09:57:01 PM
So I told the guy all I'd need was a six pack of mickies and a monkey with really soft hands.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-18-2001 10:04:59 PM
Dyslexic paraplegics for arms control, untie!

Humor disclaimer: no disabled people were harmed in the making of this joke.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-18-2001 11:05:18 PM
Squirmy Rectal Probe?
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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DS
Perma-Newbie
posted 11-18-2001 11:36:30 PM
So.. I was strokin the other night, and i accidentally pulled a little too hard and tore a little skin, and it bled a little bit.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 11-18-2001 11:42:52 PM
leeets doo the tiiimme waaarrpp aggaaaaiiinn (love that film with a passion)
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-18-2001 11:46:32 PM
She slid across the blacktop like a dog on fire on a summers day in New Orleans, hot and sticky, she came to a squishy stop in front of a pawn shop.
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