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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2001 11:28:13 AM
It's my 18th birthday today! Woot!

Cheers'n'stuff.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-17-2001 11:28:34 AM
Very cool. Grats on teh ding.

[ 11-17-2001: Message edited by: Kegwen Tabibito ]

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-17-2001 11:30:58 AM
Happy Birthday!
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-17-2001 11:33:41 AM
Mortious gives ArchAngel the complimentary "bumps".... with his foot.

Congratulations! You're one year closer to death!

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 11-17-2001 11:40:17 AM
Happy birthday!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 11-17-2001 11:43:44 AM
*SMOOOOCH* Happy Bday.. yer no longer Jail bait
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 11-17-2001 12:04:02 PM
Happy birthday! And in honor of this occasion... The Happy Happy Birthday Song!

Once a year we celebrate
With stupid hats and plastic plates
The fact that you were able to make
Another trip around the sun

And the whole clan gathers round
And gifts and laughter do abound
And we let out a joyful sound
And sing that stupid song

Happy birthday!
Now you're one year older!
Happy birthday!
Your life still isn't over!
Happy birthday!
You did not accomplish much
But you didn't die this year
I guess that's good enough

So let's drink to your fading health
And hope you don't remind yourself
The chance of finding fame and wealth
Decrease with every year

Does it feel like you're doing laps
And eating food and taking naps
And hoping that someday perhaps
Your life will hold some cheer

Happy birthday!
What have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
Your best years are all gone

If cryogenics were all free
Then you could live like Walt Disney
And live for all eternity
Inside a block of ice

But instead your time is set
This is the only life you get
And though it hasn't ended yet
Sometimes you wish it might

Happy birthday!
You wish you had more money
Happy birthday!
Your life's so sad it's funny
Happy birthday!
How much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry
So just cut the stupid cake

Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, dear...

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Lashanna
noob
posted 11-17-2001 12:12:57 PM
Welcome to Semi-Adulthood,
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 11-17-2001 12:13:22 PM
That song is extremely depressing, Sol.

.....

Therefore, it gets my seal of approval! Keep up the good work!

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-17-2001 12:24:25 PM
Kloie: Happy Birthday!

MadPsycho: Happy Birthday!

Kloie and MadPsycho proceed to shove a large cake into ArchAngel's face.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-17-2001 12:41:36 PM
*Not to be outdone by Sol, Zephyer starts singing the Viking Birthday Dirge!*

Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Hear the woman wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add _romance_ to life tonight
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the cities in your wake
Burn like candles on your cake
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May the children in the street
Be you barbequeing meet
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled in a stew
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
They stole your sword, your gold, your house
Took your sheep but not your spouse
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
This one lesson you must learn
First your pillage, then you burn
Happy Birthday! (thud!) Happy Birthday! (thud!)
While you eat your birtday stew
We will loot the town for you

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 11-17-2001 12:45:47 PM
happy birthday! now you can get pished in some countries!
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 11-17-2001 12:48:44 PM
quote:
Mortious Shadowstalker wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
That song is extremely depressing, Sol.

.....

Therefore, it gets my seal of approval! Keep up the good work!

Aye..

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Steven Steve
posted 11-17-2001 02:40:56 PM
PRON
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 11-17-2001 03:03:05 PM
Happy Birthday, fuzzface

Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 11-17-2001 03:16:34 PM
(Thesus enters slowly, draggong a wagon behind him with all his might)

(Thesus takes a tarp off the wagon and reveals 18 froglock tads on spikes. Thesus lights a torch and places all eighteen tads on fire. In the center of the wagon is the Mugawump, a massive froglock, with its insides cut open and stuffed with bread and herbs. Painted in blood on the side of the wagon says "Happy burthday, mr Angel-guy")

Da, blow out da forggies, make uh wish!

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 11-17-2001 03:29:14 PM
Welcome to the wondrous world of run for your life! er, um, pardon me, too much sugar. Anyways, congradurunaway!lations.
RP CHARACTER
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 11-17-2001 03:45:20 PM
Zeph, that song brings back any, many memories...
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 11-17-2001 04:00:41 PM
Congrats.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Venefica
Deadly in battle,
even deadlier in bed
posted 11-17-2001 04:19:00 PM
Happy Birthday. Now that you're legal, I'm sure you'll receive much more pleasurable presents.
Destroyer of Mystiana
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Mightion Defensor
posted 11-17-2001 04:31:15 PM
quote:
Venefica had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Happy Birthday. Now that you're legal, I'm sure you'll receive much more pleasurable presents.

Not necessarily... I sure as heck didn't when I turned 18 twelve years ago.

Happy legal majority, AA!

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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-17-2001 04:48:21 PM
quote:
Jania impressed everyone with:
Happy Birthday, fuzzface

That mean you're not getting revenge on me?

Ducks

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 11-17-2001 04:59:18 PM
*narrows her eyes*

*gets out Cael and stalks after ArchAngel*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 11-17-2001 05:17:07 PM
*gets out the inflatable Ah`kiam doll decoys and wishes Archy a happy birfday with booze!*
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-17-2001 06:08:06 PM
Happy Birthday.
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SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 11-17-2001 06:57:15 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny had this to say about Robocop:
Zeph, that song brings back any, many memories...

Ditto that, Gikk!!

Happy birthday!

Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
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Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-17-2001 07:02:16 PM
As my present to you I will provide an effective contrast to all the "happy birthday" messages flying around here by not saying happy birthday to you, and thus making you appreciate all the happy birthday's you already have that much more.

You're welcome

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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 11-17-2001 10:42:36 PM
(smiles, and gives ArchAngel a nuzzle)

Happy birthday, hon.

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 11-18-2001 10:01:25 AM
Happy Birthday, Ditty. Jan, behave.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 11-18-2001 10:03:54 AM
*whaps Deth with a billyclub*

*sneaks up on Jan, slips his arms around her tummy, lifts her up over his shoulder, and runs off*

Muahahahahahahaaa!

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world
-"Small Two of Pieces"
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 11-18-2001 10:20:19 AM
quote:
Gikkwiny stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Zeph, that song brings back any, many memories...

I love the SCA.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 11-18-2001 12:24:57 PM
Happy Birthday
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Jania Arindelil
Is really cute and cuddly... just needs a hug
posted 11-18-2001 01:03:22 PM
N-ack!

*finds herself carted away*


Jania Arindelil
Dragon Guardian, Grandmaster Archer
Very Cranky Person
"I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career." - Darwin Mayflower
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Melyodas Darkender
Pancake
posted 11-18-2001 01:37:34 PM
Hey Grats on the Ding.
2 more years and you'll be able to a select a last name
I LIKE MILK
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Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 11-18-2001 01:42:27 PM
quote:
Ah'Kiam had this to say about Captain Planet:
*whaps Deth with a billyclub*

Billyclub? Wtf?


!= weapon

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