Well, the easiest way to get revenge is to make him jealous! Yes, that's right! You need a Druid, too!
But not any Druid! You need a Druid with similar interests! You need a Druid with impeccable taste!
Take me, for example. I like to burn things. I like to torture animals. Have you ever seen a dead tree? I have. It's a heart-warming sight. I'll have to take you to my favorite dead tree sometime. Of course, I'd prefer to go at night.
Here's a picture of my spot:
Ah, a good place to relax. Allow me to take you sometime. I've already picked a nice bunch of blood-red roses (still thorned!).
I'm looking for you! Let's do this thing!
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Niklas stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
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You are not Venefica! Go away before I am forced to skin you alive and make a scarecrow from your flesh!
You like that threat, Venefica? I have a million more just like it! I am evil!
Wait a second...
Pesco searches for something bad about this.
here's my spot:
but your is more relaxing =)
Now get out of my thread lest I have undead bears rip into your gullet and eat your still-beating heart!
Rawr! Evil Druid! Rawr!
i tihnk she would prefer a WOOD ELF yuo silly halfing tyep fellow/
Did someone say undead?
No, instead...
I *fear* bears
Silly Ranger! You cannot Fear my legion of undead forest creatures! I, too, have that ability and have therefore charmed them to be immune to any line of Fear spells! Leave or be eaten!
Go away Pesco! If these undead bears are blue to me, I need the EXP more than you do!
*looks at Bajah* That helpen any?
Rawr! Evil Druid!
You guys are making this hard.
Oh, he's such a kidder! Why just last year for mothah's day, he baught his mothah a condo in flaorida... Such a nice boye..
(ehm imagin this a middle aged woman from Long Island. YES they talk like that! heh a big part of my family is from long island, and they *all* sound like that)
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Aanile impressed everyone with:
Oh, he's such a kidder! Why just last year for mothah's day, he baught his mothah a condo in flaorida... Such a nice boye..
What's not to like?!
so evil...
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Pirotess:
Go away Pesco! If these undead bears are blue to me, I need the EXP more than you do!
No way man! I need those pelts so I can up tailoring for my Coldain Ring Quest!!
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Bajah had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Rawr! I cook Wood Elf meat fillet quite well! My mother was nice before I had her killed for looking at me wrong! I feed children to Mortious!Rawr! Evil Druid!
You guys are making this hard.
Evil my foot. I bet you cried when they cancelled Punky Brewster.
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Piper had this to say about (_|_):so evil...
Oh! I shall save that! 
I shall have you all killed by my level 60 Undead Bears of DOOOOOOM!!
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Drysart had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
What's not to like?!
he si a halfing and al lof teh foot hairs aer VERY TIEM CONSUFMING TOO TRIM!?!/1?1 so it si liek wood elves rual/
Now who is she again?
And you, Pie Eating High Elf, I demand this thread be made into a perma-bump until I get Mistress Venefica's attention!
And stand up straight!
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
<=-- knows evil. Knows evil well.
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We were all impressed when The Last Strider wrote:
*backstabs Bajah for 800 damage*
Evil druid. Feh.
Little monk dreams. Little monk will die in his sleep should be try to godmode again.
quote:Who says I'm godmoding? I've seen 800 on backstabs.
Bajah wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Little monk dreams. Little monk will die in his sleep should be try to godmode again.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
(2) Anyone of the same level as said monk can't get 800 on backstab
(3) I've seen double Duelist backstabs for over 1400... that's the rare, not the rule.
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Random Insanity Generator had this to say about John Romero:
(1) Monks don't backstab.(2) Anyone of the same level as said monk can't get 800 on backstab
(3) I've seen double Duelist backstabs for over 1400... that's the rare, not the rule.
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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The Last Strider had this to say about John Romero:
I'm not currently a monk or that lvl right now.[/QB]
Well considering the info we have to work with on hand says otherwise you might want to invest in a clue.
Plus the fact that I'm willing to bet hard on no one gives a rat's ass what you are or if you exist.
Where is Venefica!? I shall have to hunt her down.
Mortious chains Bajah to his leg, then jumps in the pool, consequently sinking to the bottom.
Yeah, whatever.
Stupid druids! Drown already!
Too bad I don't feel the need to breathe at all.
Bajah pulls the socks back out and shoves them inside Mort's bucket.
There ya go, Mr. Fliptop Head.
I do like the spot you've chosen for us to visit. Why not make it even better by bringing along Niklas. We can skin him alive together, then you can serve him to me in a delightful lemon sauce for dinner.
And about Taran...
Trust me, he'd never get jealous. If anything, he'd hide in the bushes and watch! Besides, he'd probably be too scared to confront you. [ 11-16-2001: Message edited by: Venefica ]
