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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-12-2001 06:09:00 PM
FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY.

[19:36] <ure_soul_is_mine> apears and then garbs u and kisses u on ure neck
[19:37] <Kloie> ...
[19:38] <Kloie> hello?
[19:40] <ure_soul_is_mine> have
[19:40] <ure_soul_is_mine> u ever herd tulactsunamoon
[19:40] <Kloie> no i haev not!!!!1
[19:42] <ure_soul_is_mine> it s a saying it says beutifull angel
[19:42] <ure_soul_is_mine> its like u
[19:43] <Kloie> uh..huh.
[19:43] <Kloie> oh, let me guess, you don't know me, right?
[19:44] <ure_soul_is_mine> no i know ure iner subconciusness
[19:44] <ure_soul_is_mine> i have bin watchin u for years
[19:44] <Kloie> i'm sure you have. has my subconcious always been this non-observant?
[19:45] <ure_soul_is_mine> i am what u humans call a vampire but i dont survive on blood
[19:46] <Kloie> mmhmm.
[19:47] <ure_soul_is_mine> u cant heer me c me but i am here one day when u humans stop being so childish u may be able to c us but know
[19:47] <ure_soul_is_mine> we have an antchiant culture
[19:48] <Kloie> that's nice, dear.
[19:48] <ure_soul_is_mine> we survive on sudution we some time soduce humans
[19:48] <Kloie> oh oh oh, are you going to 'soduce' me?
[19:49] <ure_soul_is_mine> if that is ure wish tunactsunamooon
[19:50] <Kloie> oh please. i cannot resist your manly ways. take me!
[19:50] <ure_soul_is_mine> i am here next to u i have just put my hand on ure lucius breast
[19:51] <Kloie> and i am reaching into my coat pocket.
[19:52] <Kloie> oh my...a 12 caliber pistol. whatever will i do with this?
[19:52] <ure_soul_is_mine> hey iam on ure left side u gola believe me or i cant go any further this is dangerrous becouse what u may feel
[19:53] <Kloie> oh dear...i may just...aim this pistol...at your crotch...
[19:53] <ure_soul_is_mine> yes vampires do have good tools
[19:53] <Kloie> OH MY.
[19:53] <Kloie> i'm pulling the trigger...does that turn you on, baby!?
[19:53] <Kloie> *BANG*
[19:54] <ure_soul_is_mine> yeah
[19:54] <ure_soul_is_mine> baby i want u to try swallow me
[19:55] <ure_soul_is_mine> k ile cut the vamp crap lets fuck
[19:55] <ure_soul_is_mine> comon baby swollow me
[19:55] <Kloie> aww, but i'd much rather shove a pike through my ears!
[19:55] <ure_soul_is_mine> k suck it then
[19:56] <ure_soul_is_mine> wana pic of me iam naked
[19:56] <Kloie> no thanks. see the pike through ears reference.
[19:57] <ure_soul_is_mine> k u dont wana fuck me then owwwwwwwwwww
[19:58] <Kloie> oh my...i'm grabbing the pike...and i'm shoving it into my ears...oh...oh...it's going through...THE PAIN. OH GOD THE PAIN. WOW, THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN CYBERING YOU!
[20:03] <ure_soul_is_mine> ow mintalashusbmaktickbah
[20:03] <ure_soul_is_mine> after life be not welcome to u
[20:04] <Kloie> Bye.
[N] Added ure_soul_is_mine to ignore list for 60 seconds.
[20:06] <ure_soul_is_mine> thats some thing that u wont be able to say to ure life
*** Added ure_soul_is_mine!*@* to ignore list


Kloie
Likes to be 'soduced'.

[ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: Kloie ]

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-12-2001 06:11:00 PM
i dael with pepals like taht with my LEET NINJA JEFFK POWARZ
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-12-2001 06:11:00 PM
o_0
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Mightion Defensor
posted 11-12-2001 06:12:00 PM
Words fail me.

How *DO* these people find you, Kloie?

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-12-2001 06:13:00 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor wrote this stupid crap:
Words fail me.

How *DO* these people find you, Kloie?

I don't know yet, but I don't mind too much.

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 11-12-2001 06:13:00 PM
Hehehehe, good job.... ^^;

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Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-12-2001 06:13:00 PM
You should have told him to go find a big moose and eat peanutty shit straight from his ass while it's still warm.
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-12-2001 06:14:00 PM
I am teh SEXA SODUCER!!!11111///???

Nothing more pathetic than an illiterate man who tries to sexually roleplay.

*sets up garlic and stakes to ward off teh soducer vampries!*

Tehy wlil coem for my lucius breast.

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 11-12-2001 06:15:00 PM
Stake. Garlic. Crucifix. And large amounts of the most disgusting, seamy, nasty porn you can find.

These are all the tools you need, my child.

Go now. Do the world good.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 11-12-2001 06:15:00 PM
I have come to the conclusion that Kloie needs no help from big brothers such as myself

Well Done!

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-12-2001 06:17:00 PM
quote:
Pesco wrote this stupid crap:
I have come to the conclusion that Kloie needs no help from big brothers such as myself

Well Done!

Kloie cackles loudly!

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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 11-12-2001 06:18:00 PM
Hey might, may I rent your services as protector?

Looks hopeful

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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 11-12-2001 06:18:00 PM
Seamy porn?
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2001 06:19:00 PM
I once called someone like that a "flatulent, tree-impregnating grizzly shit."

Feel free to use that one.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-12-2001 06:21:00 PM
Well, this poor sap just completely destroyed the age old stereotype of vampires being smooth, suave and seductive ladies men..


-KD

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-12-2001 06:24:00 PM
Traditional vampires are better, anyway.

Count Parcula flies in in prairie bat form, then appears as a tiny prairie dog in a tuxedo, with a long cape and a gold amulet

BLEAH! I vant to suck jor BLOOD! BLEAH! BLEAH!

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Lashanna
noob
posted 11-12-2001 06:25:00 PM
That was... Just FUNNY...
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 11-12-2001 06:26:00 PM
<shares some garlic seasoned pizza with the Count> Nummy!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mightion Defensor
posted 11-12-2001 06:27:00 PM
quote:
Gikkwiny impressed everyone with:
Hey might, may I rent your services as protector?

Looks hopeful

Certainly. Who needs to be beaten righteously?

I accept payment in plat or diamonds.

Ask Kloie if it's okay first... she's my little sister and if she doesn't get a cut, she might get mad. She's scary.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 11-12-2001 06:27:00 PM
Karnaj looks around, bewildered.

Who said tha--Holy crap, it's the gopher from Caddyshack, undead and thirsting for blood! He wants revenge!

Lacking any sort of skills under pressure, Karnaj hides up his own ass, saving everyone the trouble.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-12-2001 06:27:00 PM
Heh, this guy isn't even original. That "tunacsunamoon" or whatever, sounds a lot like Imhotep's bitch on "The Mummy".

I am so much suaver.

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Cassandra
Pancake
posted 11-12-2001 06:28:00 PM
Oh my god..

(laughs her ass off, while hugging Kloie)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 11-12-2001 06:29:00 PM
waht si garbing it si liek FLY FISHINGM!!?!?1/ oakay it might be GARB FIshing though so who si garb maby he si liek a FISH?!/11/
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-12-2001 06:30:00 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Robocop:
Traditional vampires are better, anyway.

Count Parcula flies in in prairie bat form, then appears as a tiny prairie dog in a tuxedo, with a long cape and a gold amulet

BLEAH! I vant to suck jor BLOOD! BLEAH! BLEAH!

*just laughs and laughs until he can't anymore*

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 11-12-2001 06:32:00 PM
roflmaoroflmao! OMG! KloKlo, hon.. this is.. TOO much *laughs her arse off*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-12-2001 06:32:00 PM
*flaps his cape around like big wings!*

I summon ze children of ze night! Wolves! Bats! Rats! COME TO ME IN A BURST OF FLAME!

There is a sudden burst of fire, and when it clears, a bagboy named "Steve" stands there.

Phooey!

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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-12-2001 06:39:00 PM
Nah, vampires are not very showy, they are simply elegant, like so.

A well dressed young man, wearing a well-tailored black suit steps through the door. Light winks off of fangs as he smiles. He doffs his top hat and places his cloak on a nearby coat hook. Well groomed black hair and a not exceptionally pale countenance greet the onlookers. He speaks easily and fluidly, without any discernable accent.

"Greetings, I am Lord Dracula."

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-12-2001 06:41:00 PM
r u gay?????
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Star Collective
Pancake
posted 11-12-2001 06:47:00 PM
Lol
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 11-12-2001 06:52:00 PM
quote:
Kloie had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How to Deal With Weirdos on the Internet

Ban Them!*


* - Only works if you are Drysart

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Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-12-2001 06:59:00 PM
Th4t p00r gUy w4z onl1 l00k1ng 4 sum cyb0r!!

UR so m33n!

[ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: Koska Kintaro ]

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Koska Kintaro
Not Banned Yet
posted 11-12-2001 07:01:00 PM
quote:
tulactsunamoon

Heh, he can't even spell completely invented words correctly

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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-12-2001 07:04:00 PM
How do I deal with wierdos on the 'net?

Easy.

I leave my ICQ client and AIM client up 24/7 and no one ever talks to me.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-12-2001 07:06:00 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Certainly. Who needs to be beaten righteously?

I accept payment in plat or diamonds.

Ask Kloie if it's okay first... she's my little sister and if she doesn't get a cut, she might get mad. She's scary.

I don't mind.

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Malbi
posted 11-12-2001 07:12:00 PM
Hmm I wish those vampire guys would leave me alone too...
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 11-12-2001 07:32:00 PM
I think you're right, Parce

And her name was like Inak Su Namoon or whatever


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

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Arimae
Pancake
posted 11-12-2001 07:41:00 PM
Hey at least he was oridginal. most of the random guys looking for cyber sex are crude rude and brainless. This guy was all three but add in psychotic and its a whole heck of alot more interesting.
In the beginning, there were figs.

Bunnies aren't cute like everybody suposes. The got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for any way? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies!! -anya

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 11-12-2001 08:01:00 PM
quote:
Arimae had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
psychotic

you misspelled 'extremely desperate'.

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Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 11-12-2001 08:07:00 PM
Hehe, maybe you shouldn't hang out in the cybersex chatrooms.

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-12-2001 08:15:00 PM
Maybe you should hang out in Azeroth's house!

Just push aside some thoroughly drenched pornographic issues, and make yourself comfortable!

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