Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas

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"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.

Professional Sinner/Heretic
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In the beginning, there were figs.

Bunnies aren't cute like everybody suposes. The got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for any way? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies!! -anya

Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

I LIKE MILK

In the beginning, there were figs.

Bunnies aren't cute like everybody suposes. The got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for any way? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies!! -anya

In the beginning, there were figs.

Bunnies aren't cute like everybody suposes. The got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for any way? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies!! -anya

In the beginning, there were figs.

Bunnies aren't cute like everybody suposes. The got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for any way? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies!! -anya

In the beginning, there were figs.

Bunnies aren't cute like everybody suposes. The got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for any way? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies!! -anya

In the beginning, there were figs.

Bunnies aren't cute like everybody suposes. The got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eye sight for any way? Bunnies, Bunnies, it must be Bunnies!! -anya

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt

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Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.

There is an ancient Iksar saying, that something lasts only as long as the last person remembers it. My people have come to trust memory over history. Memory, like fire, is radiant and immutable. Those who renounce the flame of memory in order to put out the dangerous fire of truth: Beware these men, for they are dangerous themselves... and unwise. There are false histories written on the blood of those who might remember, and on those who seek the truth.
Jraik Doomshadow