Bear - Bears are powerful and have lots of endurance. Through the power of logic or the power of insults, they can quickly ream through their opponent and take a healthy beating before admitting defeat as well. (Example: Ja`Deth)
Wolverine - Wolverines are tenacious arguers who pick fights excessively and never give up. Once they sink their teeth into their opponent, they NEVER let go. (Example: Bloodsage)
Skunk - The skunk is not apt to picking fights, but when engaged in a battle, it quickly attempts to drive off it's opponent with foul posts. (Example: Delidgamond)
Coyote - The coyote rarely engages in actual fights, but instead keeps on the heels of the actual argument, occasionally scavenging for bits of flame to sink their teeth into. Once the larger predators discover them, they are quickly driven off. (Example: Tier replying to Bloodsage)
Wolf - Wolves are pack animals and rely on group efforts to bring down larger prey. Occasionally, an individual one is strong enough to hold its own, but in a group they are nigh unstoppable. (Example: Oh, take any random thread)
Hare - These creatures, advertantly or inadvertantly, somehow become engaged in arguments. Too small to hold their own, they quickly flee the site of the skirmish. Easy prey for predators, but hard to catch once in full flight. (Example: Hard to say...)
Bison - These are creatures with unbelievable amounts of endurance, but lack any sort of offensive power or evasion. Despite this, they can take huge amounts of punishment from the predators and still keep going. Usually, bison aren't bright enough to realize when they've been predatized. (Example: Ruvyen)
Fisher - The Fisher is a quick, agile predator that attacks its prey through several small, sporadic attacks. Quickly making an offensive, then springing away when a retaliation is made. (Example: Old Lyinar)
Porcupine - The porcupine rarely engages in actual arguments, but is nigh invulnerable to attack thanks to its protective barrier of quills. Predators who seek to make sport of this creature find themselves quickly trounced. (Example: Peachis)
Deer - A favorite of all predators, a deer is a creature that somehow gets caught in an argument. The deer has relatively little offensive or defensive power, and is quickly thrashed by the predators. It really shouldn't be in the hunting territory in the first place, but somehow it always gets there... (Example: Couldn't think of one.)
Cougar 
*preens*
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Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.
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Gikkwiny had this to say about Duck Tales:
Is a Panda
I wish I could be a panda.
. Don't know how often I argue either though, so..heh. 
The stealth gnoll only argues when it knows about the topic. Otherwise it doesnt post!
Ferrel!
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Illanae wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I am the elephant. I never forget, and I step on anyone that pisses me off. Repeatedly.
Then you poop on them, right?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Otherwise, I just step on them.
Except an elephant with bowel problems. [ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]
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JooJooFlop thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I can't think of a worse animal to be pooped on than an elephant.
Another person would be pretty f*cked up, I think.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
responds to arguments with random jibberish accasionally sayign soemthign worthwhile but mostly just irritatign the contenders
Or mosquito, depending on who you ask.
[EDIT] In botching the UBB, I have insulted myself, my family, and a Shaolin temple. [ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: Sentow ]
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Hare - These creatures, advertantly or inadvertantly, somehow become engaged in arguments. Too small to hold their own, they quickly flee the site of the skirmish. Easy prey for predators, but hard to catch once in full flight. (Example: Hard to say...)
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That's probably me, because rabbits look kinda like moogles
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
In real life my medicine animal is fox.
Hides in a thick web, resting and waiting and not really coming out,'til something rams DIRECTLY into the web, disturbing the poster and angering the hell out of them. Whether it's food, or just someone testing the strings, the spider dosen't care, and attacks quickly. Unfortunately, the spider is rather fragile, and once smacked around a few times will retreat back into their web to nurse their wounds and wait 'til some other tender poster comes along and touches the web.
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Taylen had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Not sure I match any of those as far as board stuff goes.In real life my medicine animal is fox.
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I'm a bear
No seriously, that's my totem animal IRL
Deth's mom made me a necklace of it and Deth gave me a charm of a bear and everything
I was never a potshot taker and fall backer. I didn't fear retaliation :P
Silly Poppy
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
Of Parc's listings.. not sure what I would be. *shrug*
And Fennar...what are you? A roach of course!
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