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Topic: Name that movie!
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 11-01-2001 02:32:00 PM
quote:
My cousin walter jerked off in public once. True story.

He was on a plane to new mexico, when all of a sudden the
hydraulics went.

The plane started spinning around, going out of control.

So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it
right there.

So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start
beating like mad.

So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain
doom,

When all the sudden,

The hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself.

It lands safely. And everyone puts their pieces or whatever away
and deboard.

And nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.


Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 11-01-2001 02:33:00 PM
Dunno, but that's pretty damn /


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 11-01-2001 02:39:00 PM
it's mallrats.... i hope... i havent seen it in a while.
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Nith D'vaz
Pancake
posted 11-01-2001 02:48:00 PM
heres another one

quote:
"...the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist..."
Wherever I go,
everyone is a little bit safer because I am there.
Wherever I am,
anyone in need has a friend.
Whenever I return home,
everyone is happy I am there.

-Robert L. Humphrey (warrior creed)
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 11-01-2001 02:58:00 PM
Many places, most prominently The Usual Suspects.

Spoken by Kevin Spacey, aka Verbal Kint.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-01-2001 02:59:00 PM
quote:
Nith D'vaz had this to say about Robocop:
"...the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist..."

Gah... I know this one.... Al Pachino said it....

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Kameks
BANNED
posted 11-01-2001 03:05:00 PM
End of days if i remember correctly.
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 11-01-2001 03:06:00 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Gah... I know this one.... Al Pachino said it....

Devil's Advocate perhaps? with Keanu Reeves

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Nekai
Doesn't understand why Japanese r0><0r$
posted 11-01-2001 03:20:00 PM
quote:
"...the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist..."

ugh can't remember name. It's the one with that chick that was born on christmas and she's got all these powers and this cult's trying to get her to sacrafice her to satan or something and in the end they're all in a big church and the cult gets taken out and the chick lives happily ever after.. ugh what's the name of that movie

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"bless the child" duh me

[ 11-01-2001: Message edited by: Nekai ]

"Hellnation--asking please
for the nuclear freeze
So unborn kids
Get their chance to live and breath" -- Dead Kennedys
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-01-2001 03:21:00 PM
quote:
Soldar had this to say about Cuba:
[QUOTE]My cousin walter jerked off in public once. True story.

He was on a plane to new mexico, when all of a sudden the
hydraulics went.

The plane started spinning around, going out of control.

So he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it
right there.

So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start
beating like mad.

So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain
doom,

When all the sudden,

The hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself.

It lands safely. And everyone puts their pieces or whatever away
and deboard.

And nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.


[/QUOTE]

Yes, McRo, that is Mallrats.

I dunno if I like that Cousin Walter story more or the kitten up the ass one.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 11-01-2001 03:42:00 PM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Devil's Advocate perhaps? with Keanu Reeves

That's the one!

It sucks that that one chiq was his sister... I'd have done her.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
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