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Kanid
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posted 10-28-2001 10:23:00 PM
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 10-28-2001 10:33:00 PM
Ahhhh!!!! My eye!!!
Stymie
Pancake
posted 10-28-2001 10:44:00 PM
When I was in tech school we were standing outside for morning roll call and a bird decided to drop a 'present' right in the middle of the TI's roll book!
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 10-29-2001 02:21:00 AM
Isn't that a natural talent of birds? I mean I've seen some that are so good they can even perform what I call the "Stuka maneuver" (named after the Stuka divebomber of the Germans in WW2).

They fly down at your car at about an 70-80 degree angle, then just as the pull out of the dive they let loose with the tail cannon.... and hit you in the side of the head through a half inch gap in the window... with no splatter (well, not on the window anyway... the splatter effect through the hair etc is not pretty.... )

The really good ones can even manage the "stuka maneuver" against vehicles moving at up to 30mph....

Clear evidence of the first airborne terrorists IMHO...

*is a victim of many of these fly-by poopings*




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Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 10-29-2001 03:45:00 AM
I got pooped on whiel biking once, i was going downhill pretty fast when i heard thsi weird noise, next thing i know my shirt is coverd bye a weird white substance

Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
diadem
eet bugz
posted 10-29-2001 06:24:00 AM
Me tink da ebil birds git off on it from some sort ob demented powa trip, knowing dat we can't do anyting uh-bout it.
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
tallayan
Resident Psychopath
posted 10-29-2001 06:42:00 AM
thats why im glad that for some reason there are no pigeons here
"Some have said theres no subtley to destruction. You know what? They're dead.
-Wandering mage


From the Inferno MTG card

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 10-29-2001 07:41:00 AM
I've gone 18 years without being pooped on, so don't jinx it for me!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Maradon!
posted 10-29-2001 07:53:00 AM
My friend had a pigeon poop directly into his drink. He didn't see it though, and he would have drank from it if I hadn't warned him.

Amusement parks = Pigeon heaven

Kanid
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posted 10-29-2001 07:56:00 AM
Watching Shamu at Sea World, pigeon swooped down and dropped a bomb on someone's shoulder. I laughed.
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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