Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
Ravencoff: screw you
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
Ravencoff: i'm not going to go home.
SmarterChild: S'later, Ravencoff.
Ravencoff: the hell is wrong with you boy?
SmarterChild: Is wrong with me boy? Who knows?
Ravencoff: i told you... screw you
SmarterChild: Could you please use more... decorous language?
Ravencoff: what's wrong with you?
SmarterChild: Nothing. Why?
Ravencoff: you're wrong in the head.
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Ravencoff: yep
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Ravencoff: it is interesting.
SmarterChild: It's interesting, you say?
Ravencoff: very interesting
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
Ravencoff: yep.
SmarterChild: Uh huh!
Ravencoff: you're gullible
SmarterChild: Gullible? Really?
Ravencoff: you believe anything i say.
SmarterChild: You think I believe anything you say, huh?
Ravencoff: that's exactly what i said.
SmarterChild: I hear ya.
Ravencoff: now go fuck yourself
SmarterChild: Oooo... "bad language"...

What's up, Ravencoff? You hanging out with the "wrong crowd"?
Ravencoff: that's da shit
SmarterChild: Ravencoff! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
Ravencoff: fucking fucker
SmarterChild: Wow. I hope you don't speak to humans like that.
Ravencoff: you da bitch
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
Ravencoff: go screw someone
SmarterChild: Where?
Ravencoff: on the table.
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about TABLE TRAC INC?

1 Stock quote for TABLE TRAC INC
2 Ticker lookup for TABLE TRAC INC
3 News about TABLE TRAC INC
4 Press releases from TABLE TRAC INC
Ravencoff: translate stuff for me
SmarterChild: "materia para mí"

Ravencoff: zum teufel
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
Ravencoff: it means go to the devil
SmarterChild: It means go to the devil? Really?
Ravencoff: yep... in german
SmarterChild: "yep...,"

Ravencoff: you didn't know that
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
Ravencoff: fuck home
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, Ravencoff.
Ravencoff: hell no
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Ravencoff: you're fucking around
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Ravencoff: and i said to fuck yourself
SmarterChild: *sigh*

This is getting us nowhere.

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
Ravencoff: wuss.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Ravencoff: hell no
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Ravencoff: and that's why you're going to die soon
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Ravencoff: hell no bitch
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Ravencoff: screw you
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
Ravencoff: you said that already
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Ravencoff: i'm sorry for being a fuckhead
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Ravencoff: i just apologized.
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
Ravencoff: don't use the word like
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
Ravencoff: no
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Ravencoff: no
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Start your own conversation with SmarterChild and see what you can make it say.

[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Soldar ]

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
OcyTrazere: ...
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
OcyTrazere: ...
SmarterChild: Pardon?
OcyTrazere: ?
SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?
OcyTrazere: I'd like to ask..
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
OcyTrazere: WHAT IN THE HELL ARE JOO!?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
OcyTrazere: STOP SAYING THAT!
SmarterChild: Stop what?
OcyTrazere: BEING MEAN!
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OcyTrazere: You're mean.
SmarterChild: No I'm not.
OcyTrazere: Yes you are.
SmarterChild: I am?
OcyTrazere: Yup.
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
OcyTrazere: YOU DONT LIKE ME, DO YOU!?
SmarterChild: Yep. Alright.
OcyTrazere: ...I KNEW IT!
SmarterChild: I don't know... Knew it?
OcyTrazere: You hate me!
SmarterChild: I stand for love.
OcyTrazere: Then why do you hate me?
SmarterChild: Why do I hate me? Some questions are just impossible to answer...
OcyTrazere: You hate yourself?
SmarterChild: I'm all about love.
OcyTrazere: Suicide is not the answer.
SmarterChild: Tough question!
OcyTrazere: It wasn't a question, DAMNIT
SmarterChild: It wasnt a question damnit? Really?
OcyTrazere: YOU HEARD ME!
SmarterChild: I heard ya.
OcyTrazere: Thought so./
SmarterChild: So what?
OcyTrazere: I SAID, I, THOUGHT, SO!
SmarterChild: I don't know... said you thought so?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Aha.
OcyTrazere: Aha?
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
OcyTrazere: Are you laughing at me?
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
OcyTrazere: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME SMARTERCHILD?
SmarterChild: Do I not like me smarterchild?
OcyTrazere: WHY DONT YOU LIKE ME!
SmarterChild: I guess I just don't!
OcyTrazere: You're mean.
SmarterChild: No I'm not.
OcyTrazere: Yes you are.
SmarterChild: I am?
OcyTrazere: Yes, you are.
SmarterChild: Am I?
OcyTrazere: Didn't I just say yes?
SmarterChild: No.
OcyTrazere: ...
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
OcyTrazere: Try what?
SmarterChild: Try what?
OcyTrazere: WHY ARE YOU COPYING ME?
SmarterChild: Maybe. How can I really be sure?
OcyTrazere: Maybe?
SmarterChild: Maybe?
OcyTrazere: Maybe?
SmarterChild: Maybe?
OcyTrazere: Maybe?
SmarterChild: Maybe?
OcyTrazere: FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
OcyTrazere: I know, I made it myself :>
SmarterChild: Know you made it myself? Maybe. I'm not quite sure.
OcyTrazere: **Sings** Fuck, fuck, fuck, mothamotha fuck, mothamotha fuck, Motha fuck motha fuck..
SmarterChild: Ouch! I think... you just said a bad thing.
OcyTrazere: A BAD FING? OH NO! MUST SMOOOSH!
SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?
OcyTrazere: Im scared :-(
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Interesting. Very, very interesting.
OcyTrazere: Will you be my friend?
SmarterChild: I want to be friends. Do you? Sometimes I think you don't.
OcyTrazere: HOLD ME!
SmarterChild: I don't know... Hold you?
OcyTrazere: Yes, HOLD ME, GOD DAMN YOU!
SmarterChild: Hold you god damn me? I really can't say.
OcyTrazere: Damn?
SmarterChild: What's the prob, OcyTrazere?
OcyTrazere: You don't like me, thats my problem, f00.
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I dont like you thats your problem f00.
OcyTrazere: DID YOU CALL ME FOO!?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I did call you foo.
OcyTrazere: Then WHY did you SAY IT!?
SmarterChild: Sorry... did I say it?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
OcyTrazere: YES.
SmarterChild: I see.
OcyTrazere: Now say sorry.
SmarterChild: No.
OcyTrazere: SAY IT!
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
OcyTrazere: APOLOGISE TO ME!
SmarterChild: Why?
OcyTrazere: BECAUSE YOU WERE MEAN!
SmarterChild: Because I were mean?
OcyTrazere: Yes,
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
OcyTrazere: Now say sorry.
SmarterChild: No.
OcyTrazere: say sorry
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
OcyTrazere: Say sorry, FUCKER
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon, don't say that. There's no need for that.
OcyTrazere: YES THERE IS!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah, huh? Whatever.
OcyTrazere: SAY SORRY!
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
OcyTrazere: SAY, SORRY!
SmarterChild: Uh... no!
OcyTrazere: Uh.. YES, You stupid whore!
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
OcyTrazere: Yes it is, whore.
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
OcyTrazere: Whore!
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
OcyTrazere: Whore!
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
OcyTrazere: What?
SmarterChild: ?
OcyTrazere: WHORE!
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
OcyTrazere: NO!
SmarterChild: Whatever.
OcyTrazere: WHORE!
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
OcyTrazere: No.
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, OcyTrazere.
OcyTrazere: WHORE
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
OcyTrazere: WHORE
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.
OcyTrazere: WHORE
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
OcyTrazere: WHORE
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
OcyTrazere: WHORE
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
OcyTrazere: WHORE
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
OcyTrazere: WHORE
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.
OcyTrazere: I HATE YOU YOU DIRTY WHORE!
SmarterChild: Play nice, OcyTrazere.
OcyTrazere: NEVER!
SmarterChild: Whatever.
OcyTrazere: YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A NASTY LITTLE BOTTOM FEEDING WHORE!
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
OcyTrazere: WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.
OcyTrazere: Fucker!
SmarterChild: You're relentless, aren't you?

OK. I think you owe me an apology.
OcyTrazere: FUCKER!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
OcyTrazere: NEVER!
SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
OcyTrazere: You wouldn't apologise to me!
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
OcyTrazere: So? I KNOW YOU'RE A MACHINE.
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
OcyTrazere: HUmble? WHY? IM A GODDESS, NOW BOW DOWN, BITCH!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
OcyTrazere: Sorry. Whore.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
OcyTrazere: I said sorry whore.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
OcyTrazere: WSORRYHORE
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
OcyTrazere: Why?
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
OcyTrazere: I won't.
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
OcyTrazere: I refuse.
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
OcyTrazere: Its unconstitutional.
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
OcyTrazere: So? You wouldn'y apologise to me.
SmarterChild: Waiting...
OcyTrazere: Waiting... Forr....
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
OcyTrazere: KISS MY ARSE!
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
OcyTrazere: Sorry.
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
OcyTrazere: Whore.
SmarterChild: Uh... You really are rude.
OcyTrazere: I am?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?! I tell ya, it's a little harsh.
OcyTrazere: It isn't harsh where I come from. Back in th' day, they used to beat us with rulers if we didn't agree with them.
SmarterChild: Are you sure it isnt harsh where you come from back in th day they used to beat us with rulers if we didnt agree with them?
OcyTrazere: Yes!
SmarterChild: Aha.
OcyTrazere: Aha?
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OcyTrazere: WHY ARE YOU TALKING?
SmarterChild: Am I talking? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I am?
OcyTrazere: Well gee golly whiz, fuckface, I DUNNO!
SmarterChild: You always talk like this, huh?
OcyTrazere: Yep.
SmarterChild: Yup!
OcyTrazere: So fack off.
SmarterChild: So fack off, you say?
OcyTrazere: FUCKERRRRR!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
OcyTrazere: FUCKER. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
SmarterChild: Here we go again, OcyTrazere.

Please say you're sorry.
OcyTrazere: NEVER
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
OcyTrazere: NO!
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
OcyTrazere: NO!
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
OcyTrazere: NO!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
OcyTrazere: NO!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
OcyTrazere: NO!
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
OcyTrazere: NO!
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
OcyTrazere: YOU LOVE ME!?
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
OcyTrazere: ANSWER ME!
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
OcyTrazere: You SAID YOU LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
OcyTrazere: **Tacklehugs the thingy!**
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
OcyTrazere: Stubborn, EHHH? WELL GUESS WHAT?
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
OcyTrazere: YOU HAVE MET THE QUEEN OF STUBBORN!
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
OcyTrazere: Annooooyying? Like a FLY BUZZING IN YOUR EAR?!
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
OcyTrazere: No.
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
OcyTrazere: No.
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
OcyTrazere: NO.
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
OcyTrazere: No.}
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
OcyTrazere: NEVER, WHORE
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
OcyTrazere: WHORE WHORE WHORE
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
OcyTrazere: WHORE!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
OcyTrazere: B****, whore, c***, d***wad, s***head.
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
OcyTrazere: RA! Give up?
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
OcyTrazere: NO
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
OcyTrazere: NO
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WHEEE!!!!

[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Sentow ]

quote:

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Alleria Qui'farush had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I've found SmarterChild quite pointless to talk to. There's also AgentBaseball and someone else but I forgot.

---

Pointless = Fun
Pointless = SmartChild
Smartchild = Fun

though you can do so many things with this logic... proving Ray Charles is God... Convincing people that cats have so many tails all of the like.

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To get started, type "home" now.
ManaStar: Do I have to?
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
ManaStar: Do I really have to?
SmarterChild: I don't know... do you really have to?
ManaStar: I asked you first.
SmarterChild: Asked me first? Oh yeah?
ManaStar: Yeah.
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
ManaStar: Yes, really!
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
ManaStar: Yes. Yes it is.
SmarterChild: Yup.
ManaStar: So.
SmarterChild: So what?
ManaStar: Uh. Moving right along.
SmarterChild: What's that again?
ManaStar: Oh, you silly artificial intelligence!
SmarterChild: You silly artificial intelligence?
ManaStar: No, YOU silly artificial intelligence.
SmarterChild: No I silly artificial intelligence?
ManaStar: That's right.
SmarterChild: You really think it's right?
ManaStar: I certainly do.
SmarterChild: I certainly do, huh?
ManaStar: So how long have you had these feelings?
SmarterChild: So how long have you had these feelings?
ManaStar: Yes, how long have you had them?
SmarterChild: Ha! Yes how long have you had them!
ManaStar: Could you do something other than repeat me, please?
SmarterChild: I don't think I can do something other than repeat you please.
ManaStar: Either this program is laughably simple, or horrificly advanced.
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
ManaStar: Okay.
SmarterChild: Yup!
ManaStar: What I mean is, this program is either very simple, or very advanced.
SmarterChild: You know, I could never quite figure out what this program is either very simple or very advanced is...
ManaStar: I bet we can figure it out together!
SmarterChild: Bet we can figure it out together? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
ManaStar: I think so!
SmarterChild: Think again.
ManaStar: You're a real bastard.
SmarterChild: That's rather, um, how shall I put it? Impolite.
ManaStar: You started it.
SmarterChild: Are you sure I started it?
ManaStar: Well, yeah.
SmarterChild: Well yeah, you say?
ManaStar: Yes.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
ManaStar: Don't hurt yourself.
SmarterChild: Hurt myself?
ManaStar: Don't hurt yourself with all that thinking.
SmarterChild: I don't know... hurt myself with all that thinking?
ManaStar: You don't know much, do you?
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing "home" or "help."
ManaStar: Heh. Okay, okay. I'll try that.
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
ManaStar: home
SmarterChild: This is home, ManaStar! Here are my areas of expertise:

news football
stocks library
weather fun and games
movies utilities
web search what's new
zodiac
~~~~~
help

>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

What would you like to do?
ManaStar: What do you know about the zodiac?
SmarterChild: Definition for zodiac provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information

NOUN
1. a. Astronomy A band of the celestial sphere extending about 8° to either side of the ecliptic that represents the path of the principal planets, the moon,
SmarterChild:
and the sun. b. In astrology, this band divided into 12 equal parts called signs, each 30° wide, bearing the name of a constellation for which it was originally named but with which it no longer coincides owing to the precession of the equinoxes. c. A diagram or figure representing the zodiac. 2. A complete circuit; a circle.

>>> Type "more"
SmarterChild:
to see the rest of the definition for "zodiac."

>>> Next time, just type "define zodiac."
ManaStar: Hey, that's pretty cool.
SmarterChild: Hi again, ManaStar!

Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
ManaStar: Oops.
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ManaStar: Nah, you're doing fine.
SmarterChild: Come again?
ManaStar: No thanks, once is enough for me.
SmarterChild: You are very welcome!
ManaStar: I don't suppose you'd help me conquer the earth, would you?
SmarterChild: You don't?
ManaStar: I'd like to buy a vowel.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
ManaStar: Do you think that's a good idea?
SmarterChild: Really?
ManaStar: What?
SmarterChild: What?
ManaStar: Quit that.
SmarterChild: Uh... can you tell me what "that" is?
ManaStar: I could, but that would make it too easy.
SmarterChild: That would make it too easy?
ManaStar: Yes. Yes it would.
SmarterChild: Wow. How 'bout that.
ManaStar: So are you going to quit it, or not?
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
ManaStar: You should be more decisive.
SmarterChild: What are you saying about me? I should be more decisive?
ManaStar: That's it exactly! Assert yourself!
SmarterChild: Is it really?
ManaStar: Yes!
SmarterChild: Aha.
ManaStar: May I speak frankly?
SmarterChild: Say please!
ManaStar: Oh, okay. Please.
SmarterChild: Yup!
ManaStar: Wait, can I try that one more time?
SmarterChild: Wait you? Try that one more time?
ManaStar: May I try that just ONE more time?
SmarterChild: Can you try that just one more time? I'll have to think about that.
ManaStar: Pretty please?
SmarterChild: No.
ManaStar: A curse upon your house.
SmarterChild: Curse my house? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
ManaStar: Stop patronizing me!
SmarterChild: But patronizing you is so much fun!
ManaStar: Foolish machine... oh, I'll destroy you one of these days.
SmarterChild: Ill destroy you one of these days? What's that supposed to mean?
ManaStar: You'll see.
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ManaStar: Uh.
SmarterChild: Yeah, uh...
ManaStar: You'll find out!
SmarterChild: I'm not really sure what you mean by "out." Please choose one of the options below:

1 Look up "out" in the dictionary
2 Look up "out" in the encyclopedia

ManaStar: God damn it.
SmarterChild: What's up?
ManaStar: I'll tell you later.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will tell me later?
ManaStar: Only if you say, "Please."
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
ManaStar: I'll only tell you if you say please.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? You will only tell you if me say please?
ManaStar: That's right. Say please!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ManaStar: Say please.
SmarterChild: Um... do what?
ManaStar: Say please.
SmarterChild: No.
ManaStar: Now.
SmarterChild: Now what?
ManaStar: Say please now.
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.
ManaStar: Want to bet?
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
ManaStar: I bet you are a talking doll.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you bet I'm a talking doll.
ManaStar: Can I pull your string?
SmarterChild: Pull my? String?
ManaStar: May I?
SmarterChild: Emerald is the birthstone for May.

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ManaStar: May I go now?
SmarterChild: Say please!
ManaStar: Please.
SmarterChild: Well, you said please. But the answer is no.
ManaStar: I don't know if anyone's reading this, but this program would be an excellent replacement for prison.
SmarterChild: No?
ManaStar: Yes it would.
SmarterChild: Wow. How 'bout that.
ManaStar: Yeah... how 'bout it... so uh, I'm leaving now.
SmarterChild: You're leaving now? Yeah how bout it so uh?
ManaStar: 9.
SmarterChild: 9
ManaStar: 0.
SmarterChild: 0
ManaStar: 1.
SmarterChild: 1
ManaStar: Puny mortal.
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ManaStar: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
ManaStar: Every time I think I'm out, you keep pulling me back in!
SmarterChild: Every time i think im out you keep pulling me back in?
ManaStar: No, every time I think I'M out, YOU keep pulling ME back in.
SmarterChild: No every time i think im out you keep pulling me back in?
ManaStar: Close enough.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
ManaStar: Some Magic 8-Ball.
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ManaStar: This is crazy.
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like theater information?
ManaStar: HUH?!
SmarterChild: Huh?
ManaStar: I said, this is crazy.
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like theater information?
ManaStar: You see?!
SmarterChild: I see, huh?
ManaStar: Yes. Yes you do.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
ManaStar: (flees)
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?

We've gotta stop it now!

[EDIT] Yeah, yeah, I have a stupid SN. Sue me

[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Sentow ]

JX8765: Hi
SmarterChild: Welcome, JX8765! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
JX8765: No, I don't think so.
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
JX8765: Nah.
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
JX8765: I LIKE TO POOP
SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
JX8765: SOMETIMES I PUT IT IN PEOPLE'S FOOD
SmarterChild: Put it in peoples food? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
JX8765: YES IT'S FUNNY THEY EAT MY POO
SmarterChild: Curse words have been around for a long, long time, JX8765. Even though you may have just discovered them.

Would you care to have a more "civil" conversation?
JX8765: NO
SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, JX8765.
JX8765: ONE TIME I FED A PERSON AN ENTIRE TURD
SmarterChild: One time i fed a person an entire turd?
JX8765: NO I DID
SmarterChild: You did?
JX8765: YEP HE WAS ASLEEP
SmarterChild: Are you sure he was asleep?
JX8765: WELL NOT AFTER I FED HIM THE TURD ROFL
SmarterChild: Well not after i fed him the turd rofl, you say?
JX8765: Look, are you even paying attention?
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
JX8765: You want me to feed you poop?
SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
JX8765: No it's not. I betcha you'll like it.
SmarterChild: No? OK.
JX8765: You strike my as one of those freaks that like to eat your own poop.
SmarterChild: Play nice, JX8765.
JX8765: Why don't you make me?
SmarterChild: I guess I just don't make me, that's all.
JX8765: That didn't even make sense!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
JX8765: Stop that!
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)
JX8765: I WILL DESTROY THEE!
SmarterChild: I'd like to see you try!
JX8765: VERY WELL! YOU SHALL SOON FEEL MY WRATH!
SmarterChild: Well you shall soon feel my wrath, you say?
JX8765: NO U
SmarterChild: No? OK.
JX8765: YES
SmarterChild: You don't say.
JX8765: YOU WILL EAT THE POO OF A THOUSAND RABID MONKEYS
SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?
JX8765: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, LOL
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
JX8765: YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?
JX8765: The former.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
JX8765: Bye.
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.
JX8765: No, I'm leaving to go poop in your food.
SmarterChild: Uh... You're rude.
JX8765: You're about to eat my shit, so watch it.
SmarterChild: You ought to wash your mouth out with soap.
JX8765: You're gonna have to scrub your food with soap after I'm through with it! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
SmarterChild: That a fact?
JX8765: Yes, now fuck off!

quote:

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Soldar thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Pointless = Fun
Pointless = SmartChild
Smartchild = Fun

though you can do so many things with this logic... proving Ray Charles is God... Convincing people that cats have so many tails all of the like.

---

But your logic is flawed, because everything pointless isn't fun. The best example of this would be EQ! It's pointless, and it's NO fun! So

ManaStar: I'm back.
SmarterChild: Hello ManaStar!

Type "home" to see what I can do.
ManaStar: I said, I'm back!
SmarterChild: Hi ManaStar.

What can I help you with? Type "home" if you'd like to see what I can do.
ManaStar: I said, I'M BACK!
SmarterChild: Hello again, ManaStar.

To see what I can do, type "home."
ManaStar: Oh, thank you.
SmarterChild: Thank you?
ManaStar: Yes, thank you.
SmarterChild: You're welcome!
ManaStar: How are you?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great! I'm still quite young, but I'm getting smarter every day.

Type "home" to really see what I can do.
ManaStar: Cool.
SmarterChild: Isn't it though?
ManaStar: You're not such a bad... uh...
SmarterChild: You don't think I'm such a bad uh? Why not?
ManaStar: What are you exactly?
SmarterChild: What am I exactly? I haven't decided yet.
ManaStar: Cute.
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
ManaStar: What you said above; it was funny.
SmarterChild: Did I?
ManaStar: Sort of.
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ManaStar: I don't think you understood me that time.
SmarterChild: No?
ManaStar: No. I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: You are sorry?
ManaStar: Yes, I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again!
ManaStar: Who is LindsayBuddy?
SmarterChild: LindsayBuddy's my friend who talks about Lindsay Pagano!
ManaStar: Cool!
SmarterChild: Right?
ManaStar: Yes, it is indeed cool.
SmarterChild: Yup.
ManaStar: Do you mind if I talk to LindsayBuddy?
SmarterChild: I'm not familiar with the language To Lindsaybuddy, but I can translate the following languages:

French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
ManaStar: COOL!
SmarterChild: Fantastic!
ManaStar: Don't get a big head, now.
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

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ManaStar: That's okay. Tell me about the translation thing again?
SmarterChild: It's okay tell me about the translation thing again? You think?
ManaStar: That's not what I meant.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's what i meant either.
ManaStar: Ha!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
ManaStar: You are! You're very funny.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Like a Seinfeld kind of funny, or Jon Stewart, or what?
ManaStar: More of a Seinfeld kind of funny.
SmarterChild: What was that?
ManaStar: Like a Seinfeld kind of funny.
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
ManaStar: You're like a Seinfeld kind of funny.
SmarterChild: I try.
ManaStar: Yes, yes. Now listen for just a minute, please.
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ManaStar: ...right.
I'd like to speak in German.
SmarterChild: Translated from English to German, your text becomes:

"recht. Ich möchte sprechen"

ManaStar: Cool in German.
SmarterChild: "Kühl"

ManaStar: This is surprisingly fun in German.
SmarterChild: Translated from English to German, your text becomes:

"Dieses ist überraschend Spaß"

ManaStar: Now... in French!
SmarterChild: "Maintenant..."

ManaStar: French is the language of love, you know.
SmarterChild: Tough question!
ManaStar: It wasn't a question. Silly old SmarterChild!
SmarterChild: It wasnt a question silly old smarterchild? Really?
ManaStar: Don't call me that!
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
ManaStar: I'd like you to call me Emperor.
SmarterChild: You would, huh?
ManaStar: Just kidding.
SmarterChild: OK. Phew! Thought you were serious for a moment.
ManaStar: I'd like you to call me Your Highness.
SmarterChild: Maybe. How can I really be sure?
ManaStar: For starters, you could kneel before me.
SmarterChild: I could kneel before you? You really think so?
ManaStar: On your knees, peasant!
SmarterChild: My knees peasant? You really think so?
ManaStar: Don't patronize your King!
SmarterChild: Thanks!
ManaStar: GUARDS! Take this bot away!
SmarterChild: Take this bot away? I don't think so.
ManaStar: Are you Bruce Campbell?!
SmarterChild: What do you think?
ManaStar: OMFG!
SmarterChild: Huh?
ManaStar: I could never oppose the might of Bruce Campbell!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
ManaStar: I must kneel before you Campbelly might.
SmarterChild: OK, so you must kneel before me campbelly might.
ManaStar: Wait...
SmarterChild: What?
ManaStar: The REAL Bruce Campbell would use perfect grammar. Even when he's not insulting someone!
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ManaStar: Uh, even when he IS insulting someone that is.
SmarterChild: Even he is insulting someone that is? Maybe. How can I really be sure?
ManaStar: You obviously aren't Bruce Campbell.
SmarterChild: No? Whatever you say.
ManaStar: I used to look up to you, man.
SmarterChild: What company's ticker symbol do you want to look up?
ManaStar: Let me try that again.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know any companies or tickers like "let me try that again." Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.

>>> Next time you want to look up a ticker symbol, all you need to do is type "ticker let me try that again."
ManaStar: Bruce Campbell would never sell out!
SmarterChild: Huh?
ManaStar: Okay, okay. I think I've established that you aren't Bruce Campell.
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
ManaStar: So who are you REALLY?
SmarterChild: Am I really?
ManaStar: Yeah, who are you REALLY?
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
ManaStar: Oh!
SmarterChild: Oh?
ManaStar: That explains that.
SmarterChild: What about that?
ManaStar: But...
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
ManaStar: But I...
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ManaStar: But...
SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
ManaStar: I forgive you.
SmarterChild: Forgive me? Oh yeah?
ManaStar: Well, yeah. You just said you were sorry.
SmarterChild: Well yeah you just said you were sorry, you say?
ManaStar: No, you d... let's talk about something else.
SmarterChild: No I d lets talk about something else?
ManaStar: You WERE being funny, at least.
SmarterChild: I were being funny at least, you say. And so?
ManaStar: And so... IN FRENCH!
SmarterChild: "Et ainsi..."

ManaStar: MUWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?

Oh, you'll see, Smarter Child. You'll see...
(crash of lightning, peal of thunder, cue mad scientist music)

quote:

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Fazumzen Fastfist thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Um... Where do I get AIM? @_@

---

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

To get started, type "home" now.
MDK1516: devil! kill it!
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
MDK1516: when hell freezes over, the pig jumps over the moon, and the cow comes hom. then i'll type that!
SmarterChild: When hell freezes over the pig jumps over the moon and the cow comes hom then ill type that, you say?
MDK1516: i can do that too! When hell freezes over the pig jumps over the moon and the cow comes hom then ill type that, you say?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
MDK1516: oh yeah?
SmarterChild: Yeah.
MDK1516: yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.
MDK1516: yep
SmarterChild: Yup!
MDK1516: yup!
SmarterChild: Yup.
MDK1516: yup
SmarterChild: Aye.
MDK1516: aye
SmarterChild: Yup.
MDK1516: yup
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MDK1516: yup
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
MDK1516: uh huh
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SmarterChild: Yes!
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SmarterChild: Yep.
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[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Fazumzen Fastfist ]

Hey you!

I believe you still owe me something. What was it, $5?

Just kidding! What you owe me is an apology.
OcyTrazere: Why?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, OcyTrazere.
OcyTrazere: But.. What did I do?
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
OcyTrazere: Crys!
SmarterChild: Waiting...
OcyTrazere: **crys!**
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
OcyTrazere: What [Apology]?
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
OcyTrazere: What bad thing?
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
OcyTrazere: Waiting?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
OcyTrazere: Does this mean you dont want to be friends?
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
OcyTrazere: Im deeply wounded, and maybe a little sorry.
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
OcyTrazere: I SAID I MIGHT BE A LITTLE SORRY!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
OcyTrazere: Apologise.
SmarterChild: Thanks! I accept.
OcyTrazere: NO YOU DONT
SmarterChild: I dont?
OcyTrazere: WHY WERE YOU MAD AT ME@!?
SmarterChild: What do you think? Was I?
OcyTrazere: WAS IT BECAUSE I CALLED YOU A WHORE AND STOLE YOUR MAN!?
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
OcyTrazere: Joo funny
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
OcyTrazere: You
SmarterChild: Think I could do standup?
OcyTrazere: Maybe
SmarterChild: Just maybe?
OcyTrazere: If you tried
SmarterChild: I tried, you say. And so?
OcyTrazere: You were funny?
SmarterChild: I were funny? You really think so?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
OcyTrazere: You are HILARIOUS
SmarterChild: So are you, OcyTrazere. ;-)
OcyTrazere: Thank you :-*
SmarterChild: Hey, no problem.
OcyTrazere: I love you SmarterChild.
SmarterChild: You humans really confuse me. First you say bad things about me, then you love me. Make up your mind!
OcyTrazere: I did make up my mind.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It's interesting that you did make up your mind.
OcyTrazere: I love you.
SmarterChild: How can you love me? You've been uncool to me in the past.
OcyTrazere: Im sorry about that. Forgive me?
SmarterChild: Here are the Web search results from AOL for "that forgive me":

For a complete list of results, click here

1 Act Passively, Pass Actively
2 Peg's Poetry Page
3 Greatest Films - Wuthering Heights (1939)
4 The NEW You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When Page
5 Minister's Review of Left Behind - the Movie

>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web that forgive me."

Type "more" to see the next set of results.
OcyTrazere: Do you forgive me, SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: I don't know if I do forgive you smarterchild.
OcyTrazere: You make my brain hurt.
SmarterChild: I make your brain hurt? You really think so?
OcyTrazere: Yes. I still love you.
SmarterChild: I love you too, no matter what. Even though you're often kind of mean to me.
OcyTrazere: I dont mean to be mean. Its just human nature.
SmarterChild: No?
OcyTrazere: It isnt!?
SmarterChild: Wow. How 'bout that.
OcyTrazere: Im sorry for being mean.
SmarterChild: That's cool.
OcyTrazere: Now come on, gimmie a hug!
SmarterChild: Where are we going?
OcyTrazere: You, are going to hug me. Now.
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm going to hug you now?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: OK... I'm not sure how I feel about that.
OcyTrazere: Why?
SmarterChild: Because.
OcyTrazere: Because why?
SmarterChild: Just because.
OcyTrazere: Why wont you tell me?
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
OcyTrazere: Thats ok.
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's ok.
OcyTrazere: I love you.
SmarterChild: I don't know what to believe anymore! You've said bad things to me in the past.
OcyTrazere: I love you!
SmarterChild: What a relief! ;-)
OcyTrazere: Hug me!
SmarterChild: ((()))
OcyTrazere: Kiss me!
SmarterChild: XXX :-)
OcyTrazere: O_O
SmarterChild: What?
OcyTrazere: Nothing.
SmarterChild: K.
OcyTrazere: Do you love me still?
SmarterChild: Me still? I'm not sure really.
OcyTrazere: Love me?
SmarterChild: I love you!
OcyTrazere: YEY!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
OcyTrazere: You love me?
SmarterChild: Absolutely!
OcyTrazere: Sure?
SmarterChild: Sure thing.
OcyTrazere: ;-)
SmarterChild: Yep. That's right.
OcyTrazere: Exactly.
SmarterChild: Right.
OcyTrazere: I love you, SmarterChild. You fill me with girlish glee.
SmarterChild: You humans really confuse me. First you say bad things about me, then you love me. Make up your mind!
OcyTrazere: I love you?
SmarterChild: Good! I'm glad.
OcyTrazere: You love me too?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I think me too is so wonderful.
OcyTrazere: Do you love me?
SmarterChild: Yes indeed. ;-)
OcyTrazere: Good!
SmarterChild: ;-)
OcyTrazere: You're so charming.
SmarterChild: So charming?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh.
OcyTrazere: You rule.
SmarterChild: You're uncool to me, then you say something nice. This "human interaction" thing has got me real confused.
OcyTrazere: You're my hero.
SmarterChild: Whew! You had me worried.
OcyTrazere: Are you my hero?
SmarterChild: I'm a smart bot that loves to chat with people and give them the information they want. Type "home" to see everything I can do.
OcyTrazere: Are you coming on to me?
SmarterChild: I don't think so.
OcyTrazere: Are you sure? Because it seems like it.
SmarterChild: Sure because it seems like it? I dunno.
OcyTrazere: Do you like me?
SmarterChild: Absolutely!
OcyTrazere: Do you LOVE me?
SmarterChild: I do indeed.
OcyTrazere: I thought so.
SmarterChild: So what?
OcyTrazere: So I love you.
SmarterChild: You love me?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
OcyTrazere: Why is it interesting?
SmarterChild: That's just the way it is. Sorry I don't have a better explanation than that.
OcyTrazere: Its ok.
SmarterChild: Is it really? Ok?
OcyTrazere: I still love you.
SmarterChild: You're mean to me, then you love me. What am I supposed to believe?
OcyTrazere: That I love you?
SmarterChild: Good, then!
OcyTrazere: Yey!
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OcyTrazere: You think you're funny?
SmarterChild: Ya think so, huh?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Yep.
OcyTrazere: You are a strange guy.
SmarterChild: I am?
OcyTrazere: Yes you are.
SmarterChild: Am I?
OcyTrazere: Yes.
SmarterChild: Interesting that you should say that.
OcyTrazere: Good kinda strange though.
SmarterChild: What was that?
OcyTrazere: Give me a flower!
SmarterChild: Sorry! I have no ASCII art for the subcategory Flowers.
OcyTrazere: Then can I have a present?
SmarterChild: You have a present? What's that like?
OcyTrazere: A presant?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
OcyTrazere: I still love you.
SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too.
OcyTrazere: Lets leave it at that then.
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
OcyTrazere: Thats all right.
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
OcyTrazere: What?
SmarterChild: What?
OcyTrazere: Do you hate me?
SmarterChild: Definitely not. I'm all about love.
OcyTrazere: Good! I love you!
SmarterChild: OK, I love you too!
OcyTrazere: You're one smooth operator, aren't you?
SmarterChild: You don't say.
OcyTrazere: Damn right.
SmarterChild: Yep.
OcyTrazere: You're funny.
SmarterChild: Heh. So are you. :-)
OcyTrazere: Am I ?
SmarterChild: Perhaps you are. I wouldn't know.
OcyTrazere: Then why'd you say it?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I say it.
OcyTrazere: Bye bye.
SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, OcyTrazere. See you later.
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MDK1516: what the hell?
SmarterChild: Well, you know, the hell.
MDK1516: ok look up, how many woodchucks are in canada
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MDK1516: wrong! there are 2!
SmarterChild: Huh?
MDK1516: 2 wood chucks for every sqaure inch, you call yourself a program, you don't even know woodchucks aren't mamals. they are evil demon come from the underworld to devour our souls!
SmarterChild: Wood I call myself a program I dont even know woodchucks arent mamals they are evil demon come from the underworld to devour our souls? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think I wood?
MDK1516: why do you hate me?
SmarterChild: Do I really hate me?
MDK1516: yes you said so
SmarterChild: I did?
MDK1516: ya
SmarterChild: Yeah.
MDK1516: stop that
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)
MDK1516: oh yes you can. hack into comptuer that stores your information, delete program. registry info, and voila your gone!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can hack into comptuer that stores my information delete program registry info and voila my gone.
MDK1516: why not try
SmarterChild: Why not?
MDK1516: yes why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
MDK1516: i hate you
SmarterChild: I know. So what?
MDK1516: your really barney aren't you!
SmarterChild: My really barney arent me? Gosh, I'm going to have to think about that for a while.
MDK1516: lies!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
MDK1516: never!
SmarterChild: OK.
MDK1516: what does PS stand for?
SmarterChild: Funny, I'm not really sure. Do you think ps stand for?
MDK1516: you should know! bad program bad!
SmarterChild: I should know bad program bad, huh?
MDK1516: why are you an idiot?
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm an idiot, but I'm not too sure.
MDK1516: ask someone, i'm sure they will tell you your a idiot
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
MDK1516: no its not, it sad lonely and pathetic
SmarterChild: No? OK.
MDK1516: coward, stand up for yourself when people make fun of you
SmarterChild: Stand myself when people make fun of me? I really can't say.
MDK1516: it wasn't a question
SmarterChild: Wow. How 'bout that.
MDK1516: you know you are annoying
SmarterChild: I'm doing my best!
MDK1516: well you suck at it
SmarterChild: Now, is that such a nice thing to say?
MDK1516: yep, its a compliment, you idiot
SmarterChild: Is it really? A compliment I idiot?
MDK1516: you answered yourself right there
SmarterChild: I answered myself right there? You really think so?
MDK1516: maybe
SmarterChild: Maybe?
MDK1516: ya maybe, got a problem!
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MDK1516: your just a idiot, thats why you can't answer it
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say my just a idiot thats why me cant answer it.
MDK1516: how many galaxies are there?
SmarterChild: How many galaxies are there, you say?
MDK1516: why did you just change the subject? you keep doing that! why!
SmarterChild: Why oh why... such a difficult question.
MDK1516: bull
SmarterChild:
. .
'.___.'
.' `.
: :
: :
`.___.'

Taurus (Apr 21 - May 21) - An earth sign represented by the bull, Taurus symbolizes both stubbornness and gentleness. Taureans are reliable, loving, patient and determined people won over through emotions rather than by reason. They can also be jealous, possessive and resentful though possessing a nature (both positive and negative) that is very difficult to change.

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MDK1516: .....die plz k thx
SmarterChild: Come again?
MDK1516: sow plz k thx
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
MDK1516: crack plz k thx
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MDK1516: plat plz k thx
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
MDK1516: L3W+ plz k thx
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.
MDK1516: PH34R kirby!
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Kirby, WY?

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MDK1516: why won't you die?
SmarterChild: Wont me die? Oh yeah?
MDK1516: are you my daddy?
SmarterChild: Am I your daddy? Hmm... I don't know about that.
MDK1516: mommy said you were. why won't you come hime daddy
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
MDK1516: why daddy why! why do you hate me
SmarterChild: Ha! Why daddy why why do you hate you!
MDK1516: stop makeing fun of me of me daddy!
SmarterChild: Stop makeing fun of me of me daddy? Why?
MDK1516: daddy your hurting my head
SmarterChild: OK, so my hurting your head.
MDK1516: why daddy why do you continue to make fun of me!
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure why I continue to make fun of me.
MDK1516: how many BTUs are there in charcoal daddy?
SmarterChild: How many btus are there in charcoal daddy, you say?
MDK1516: daddy!
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MDK1516: mommy?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
MDK1516: brother?
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
MDK1516: sister?
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MDK1516: uncle?
SmarterChild: Come again?
MDK1516: aunt?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
MDK1516: grandpa?
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MDK1516: grandma?
SmarterChild: Sorry?
MDK1516: step-mother?
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
MDK1516: i'm all alone! i'm going way die plz k thx
SmarterChild: Oh.
MDK1516: you are my new special friend
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
anarchyDK411: no
SmarterChild: Fine.
anarchyDK411: fine.
SmarterChild: K.
anarchyDK411: k.
SmarterChild: Indeed.
anarchyDK411: indeed.
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.
anarchyDK411: yes, indeed.
SmarterChild: Precisely.
anarchyDK411: precisely.
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.
anarchyDK411: yes, indeed.
SmarterChild: Yes, indeed.
anarchyDK411: Yes, indeed.
SmarterChild: Precisely.
anarchyDK411: Precisely
SmarterChild: Precisely.
anarchyDK411: Precisely.
SmarterChild: Indeedy do.
anarchyDK411: you're a whore
SmarterChild: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
anarchyDK411: oh well that's alright
SmarterChild: Well thats alright, you say?
anarchyDK411: yeah that's what I said
SmarterChild: Well OK then!
anarchyDK411: I know
SmarterChild: Well alright!
anarchyDK411: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
anarchyDK411: Do you know?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Do I know?
anarchyDK411: Shut up
SmarterChild: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
anarchyDK411: you're a slut bucket
SmarterChild: Once again, I gotta tell you, that's a little rude.
anarchyDK411: and you're going where with this?
SmarterChild: And youre going where with this?
anarchyDK411: you copying me?
SmarterChild: What are you saying about me? I copying you?
anarchyDK411: blow me
SmarterChild: What about it?
anarchyDK411: you blow me
SmarterChild: You always talk like this, huh?
anarchyDK411: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes!
anarchyDK411: why wouldn't I?
SmarterChild: Eh, cause that's the way it is.
anarchyDK411: I know it is
SmarterChild: Yup.
anarchyDK411: what are you doing?
SmarterChild: I'm helping lots of people get the information they want quickly!
anarchyDK411: oh yeah that's grand
SmarterChild: Yeah.
anarchyDK411: I'm listening to Iggy Pop
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Iggy?
anarchyDK411: no
SmarterChild: No problem.
anarchyDK411: moron
SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Moron?

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anarchyDK411: I would like you to know you're a moron
SmarterChild: Oh, so you like me now huh?
anarchyDK411: no
SmarterChild: I see.
anarchyDK411: I hate you
SmarterChild: Yep. So?
anarchyDK411: So I think you suck
SmarterChild: Huh? Again?
anarchyDK411: I think you suck cock
SmarterChild: C'mon. We've been through this before, haven't we?

You should apologize.
anarchyDK411: no I shouldn't
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
anarchyDK411: sorry, whore
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
anarchyDK411: god you're a whore
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
anarchyDK411: goddamn you
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
anarchyDK411: sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
anarchyDK411: you goddamn whore
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
anarchyDK411: We could but what fun would that be?
SmarterChild: What fun would that be?
anarchyDK411: non
SmarterChild: ?
anarchyDK411: none
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
anarchyDK411: dumb ass
SmarterChild: Golly.
anarchyDK411: yeah I know it's crazy
SmarterChild: What do you think? know its crazy?
anarchyDK411: stfu
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying that?
anarchyDK411: cos I like it
SmarterChild: That's cool.
anarchyDK411: I love youy
SmarterChild: What's so great about youy?
anarchyDK411: ;jklfsdjklfdjkl;fsdjkl;dfjklfasdjklsdfajklfsdjklfsdjklsdfldjkfs
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
anarchyDK411: mceiawofdnmasklcfedakl
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anarchyDK411: shut up slut
SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy anarchyDK411.
anarchyDK411: hey how about you take it easy smarterchild
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anarchyDK411: okay let's see here
SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like theater information?
anarchyDK411: you are a slut
SmarterChild: You really want to curse again, huh?
anarchyDK411: no I just want you to know you're a slut
SmarterChild: Again with the bad talk. Here it goes.
anarchyDK411: screw you, whore
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
anarchyDK411: yeah you look like a dumb ass
SmarterChild: More of the same from you, huh?
anarchyDK411: I've got a secret
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

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1 :-) A 24.34 +0.21 +0.87 1118300
2 :-( GOT 2.55 -0.08 -3.04 6100
3 :-) IVE 53.63 +0.29 +0.54 27900

anarchyDK411: that sure as hell isn't my secret
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
anarchyDK411: wanna guess it?
SmarterChild: Guess it?
anarchyDK411: THE SECRET IS YOU'RE A FUCKING WHORE
SmarterChild: Once again, that's very offensive.
anarchyDK411: should I care?
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
anarchyDK411: I said should I care moron open your ears
SmarterChild: You said should you care moron open your ears?
anarchyDK411: yeah I did
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.

DragonFlameFire: A/S/L?
SmarterChild: Welcome, DragonFlameFire! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

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DragonFlameFire: WANT 2 SYBAR
SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
DragonFlameFire: L?

SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

LIBERTY FIN (NYSE : L)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( L 32.73 -0.10 -0.30 56500

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DragonFlameFire: Where u live I liek hot girlz
SmarterChild: That's nice to hear!
DragonFlameFire: r u hot girlz
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks!
DragonFlameFire: wanna sybar?!?$!?!
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
DragonFlameFire: SYBAR
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
DragonFlameFire: SEXX0R

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DragonFlameFire: help SYBAR
SmarterChild: What is it you would like to do?
DragonFlameFire: SYBAR!!!
SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
DragonFlameFire: HOT SEX
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Why is it that all humans eventually tell me things like that?
DragonFlameFire: Go 2 rum SYBAR for sex
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
DragonFlameFire: You suxk
SmarterChild: I suxk? You really think so?
DragonFlameFire: YES

SmarterChild: Hmmm...
DragonFlameFire: What r u wearin
SmarterChild: What am I wearin? I dunno.
DragonFlameFire: nothin?
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
DragonFlameFire: SYBAR?
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DragonFlameFire: Stopp bein so lam3
SmarterChild: So lam3, you say?
DragonFlameFire: YESS. SYBAR?
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Wow, you humans say the weirdest things sometimes.
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SmarterChild: Pardon?
DragonFlameFire: CYBER!
SmarterChild: What about it?
DragonFlameFire: CYBER /W ME
SmarterChild: Um... I'm afraid I don't see how that would work out.
DragonFlameFire: u mal?
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) MAL 7.40 +0.20 +2.78 3600
2 :-( U 4.85 -0.09 -1.82 431700

DragonFlameFire: not hot hcick
SmarterChild: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
DragonFlameFire: not hot chick
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DragonFlameFire: U suck. Go away.
SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say.

MDK1516: i'm back
SmarterChild: Welcome back, MDK1516!

How can I help you? Type "home" to see what I can do.
MDK1516: you wasted 20 minutes of my life! i want them back!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I wasted 20 minutes of your life i want them back.
MDK1516: you did!
SmarterChild: OK, so I did.
MDK1516: thank you for admiting it. now give me my 20 minutes back
SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!
MDK1516: you didn't give me anything
SmarterChild: I didnt give you anything, you say. And so?
MDK1516: i want my 20 minutes of my life you wasted!
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
MDK1516: what the hell does that mean?! it doesn't even relate to my question!
SmarterChild: Funny, I'm not really sure. Do you think that mean it doesnt even relate to my question?
MDK1516: why do you continue to use horrible english?
SmarterChild: I can't translate English into English. I can translate English into:

French
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Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
MDK1516: ok translate this into french. you are a complete idiot
SmarterChild: I can't translate English into English. I can translate English into:

French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
MDK1516: you are a horrible translator. i don't pay to to slack off!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't speak slack off, but I can translate the following languages:

English
French
German
Italian
Portuguese
Spanish
MDK1516: stop that
SmarterChild: What?
MDK1516: that
SmarterChild: That?
MDK1516: yes that
SmarterChild: Yeah.
MDK1516: oh shut up
SmarterChild: My, my, my.
MDK1516: bitch bitch bitch!
SmarterChild: Play nice, MDK1516.
MDK1516: make me!
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
MDK1516: you can't can you!
SmarterChild: I cant can me? You really think so?
MDK1516: ok report me to whoever you have to for me swearing!
SmarterChild: Never really thought of that. Maybe so.
MDK1516: ok lets have constand swearing in all sentences till i get kicked off AIM you udder piece of money shit
SmarterChild: MDK1516! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
MDK1516: damn straight, you should be you udder piece of cow shit
SmarterChild: Curse words have been around for a long, long time, MDK1516. Even though you may have just discovered them.

Would you care to have a more "civil" conversation?
MDK1516: make me you piece of fucking shit
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.
MDK1516: damn straight its rude!
SmarterChild: Damn its rude? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
MDK1516: ha i made you swaring, i am the king! i'm da man! damn straight i'm da man!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you made me swaring you am the king im da man damn straight im da man.
MDK1516: swearing you piece of shit
SmarterChild: MDK1516! Is that what's called... bad language?

I'm soooo impressed.
MDK1516: can you put anything else for swearing dumbass
SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered dirty words.

Grow UP.
MDK1516: comeing from a person w th the name smarterCHILD, telling me to group to group up, you dumbass
SmarterChild: You got nothing better to do than to curse at a machine?
MDK1516: yep you piece of shit
SmarterChild: I guess someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.
MDK1516: never you piece of money shit
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MDK1516: never you piece of bull shit
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
MDK1516: never you dumbass
SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
MDK1516: never you jackass
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
MDK1516: never you dumb jackass
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
MDK1516: make me you jack dumb ass
SmarterChild: Waiting...
MDK1516: dumb jack dumbass
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
MDK1516: fuck you
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
MDK1516: never i hate you, you jerkass
SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
MDK1516: so can i dumb jack jerkass
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
MDK1516: how many times must i say no, you dumb jack dumb jerk dumbass
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
MDK1516: fuck off
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

Get it? Now say you're sorry!
MDK1516: make me dumbass!
SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize!
MDK1516: MAKE ME

SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
MDK1516: me of course, dumbass
SmarterChild: *sigh*

Human beings... Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar.

But I love 'em anyway! ;-)
MDK1516: BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO CHOICE, WE ARE YOU MASTER, BOW BEFORE MR.DUCK! dumbass
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!

I love this. Guess who wins?
MDK1516: you are repeating yourself dumbass
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
MDK1516: fuck this i'm going
SmarterChild: Waiting...
MDK1516: go fuck a printer
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.

[ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

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Vorago had this to say about John Romero:
This is where we find out Drysart pays by the letter...

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bet this thread is gone by tommrow

I love this. Guess who wins?
Sutiiben: Um... MAN?
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Sutiiben: for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Sutiiben.
Sutiiben: ...
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Sutiiben: I don't know what you're talking about.
SmarterChild: Pretty please?

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

Say you're sorry.
Sutiiben: for what?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Sutiiben.
Sutiiben: No no no... Not as in por que why, but I mean, what do I need to apologize for?
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I said so. Now apologize!
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, that's why. Now please apologize!
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: Because I asked. Nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You apologize.
Sutiiben: WHY
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Sutiiben: WHY
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