I talk to coconuts, orate drawn-out speeches that occasionally make sense, and dance. A lot.
Sometimes I yell at my friend Adam for being stupid. Adam's a stupid drunk.
So, I don't know what kind of drunk I would be, but I do think I would be a mean one.
Champagne on New Years Eve doesnt count. You'd have to drink 5 bottles of that crap to get anything anyway.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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I had
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beer when I was 12
Fennar's an illegal drunk!
If the Germans can do it then by god a third generation irish boy in America can do it!
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Check out the big brain on Maradön?!
D00d, I've been drinking since I was 11.If the Germans can do it then by god a third generation irish boy in America can do it!
Hey cool, something else in common with Maradon...wait...I still hate necros right? Yes, yes I do.
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Check out the big brain on Dordaur Nahasapemapitlan!
I still hate necros right? Yes, yes I do.
Yeah, I'm just the one who comes out and talks about it, so I get the duck jokes. Takin one for the team.
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We were all impressed when Maradön? wrote:
Yeah, I'm just the one who comes out and talks about it, so I get the duck jokes. Takin one for the team.
See, I meant I always hated necros. Glad Verant decided to nerf them bad because it made it easier on us clerics, we got screwed enough.
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Dordaur Nahasapemapitlan had this to say about dark elf butts:
See, I meant I always hated necros. Glad Verant decided to nerf them bad because it made it easier on us clerics, we got screwed enough.
You may need to see your doctor about getting some lithium.
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Maradön? had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
You may need to see your doctor about getting some lithium.
Whyfor?
)
(and no, ever since college, I don't get hangovers anymore - imagine that )
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Delphi had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I'm not a drunk.. Cos, Well, I'm actually proud to say that i've never had an intoxicating drink in my life.Champagne on New Years Eve doesnt count. You'd have to drink 5 bottles of that crap to get anything anyway.
You should check the alchohol content of that bottle of bubbly before you say silly things like that. 
Champagne is more intoxicating than beer, and less so than distilled liquors.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Delphi had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I'm not a drunk.. Cos, Well, I'm actually proud to say that i've never had an intoxicating drink in my life.Champagne on New Years Eve doesnt count. You'd have to drink 5 bottles of that crap to get anything anyway.
Ditto.
Anyway, about the drunk stuff. I haven't gotten drunk, under legal age =P
This reminds me of a story. My nephew was about 4 months old, and my sister & bro-in-law were havin this party, alright? So all these people are here drinkin beer, havin a good time, when one of the guys sees my nephew sittin there. So he gives him a little sip of beer. And then, he walks away, 2 more guys come up, and the kid gets another sip of beer. pretty soon, nephew had gotten a drink from every beer in the house. [ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: PhootingAPhoton OfGas ]
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PhootingAPhoton OfGas wrote, obviously thinking to hard:
You know, it might be just me, but Maradon's sig looks different in some way. Like the guy's eyes are different. almost like he has no eyebrows..
Exactly
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Solstyce had this to say about (_|_):
Flirty drunk is bad because then I have a tendency to be really easy.
Hey Sol, my friend and I are having a little get-together in his house down in south carolina over spring break.
You know, just in case you ever wanna see the states or something...
You have 10 seconds, I suggest you begin running.
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Maradön? had this to say, obviously while chugging a keg:
Pansies!
Uh huh. Maybe it's just me, but I don't like polluting my body with useless crap I don't need.
MABY IT SI JUST ME
BUT
YUOR SIGPIC LOOKS SLEEPIAR THEN BEFORE!!!
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Kagrama had this to say about Cuba:
MARADON!!11MABY IT SI JUST ME
BUT
YUOR SIGPIC LOOKS SLEEPIAR THEN BEFORE!!!
....it doesn't have eyebrows...
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Delphi was all like:
I'm not a drunk.. Cos, Well, I'm actually proud to say that i've never had an intoxicating drink in my life.
Same here, seein as communion doesnt count. Ive heard that many american beers are just plain nasty, and hangovers don't sound so fun to me.
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Sar...
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Maradön? had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hey Sol, my friend and I are having a little get-together in his house down in south carolina over spring break.You know, just in case you ever wanna see the states or something...
and watch me go over there with the sole intention of turning you into a red gooey puddle on your floor.
Sooo, I'm safe anyway. 'Cept I'm going to a boozer party on Friday. Uh oh.
Luckily, I'll be in Halloween costume and will have my Sword of Justice with me. Hee.
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Mortious Shadowstalker wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Maybe it's just me, but I don't like polluting my body with useless crap I don't need.
It's liquid fun ya pansie!
And I don't wanna hear it about liver damage. It takes a decade of non-stop heavy alcoholism to cause any liver damage.
In fact, if used in moderation, alcohol has several positive health benefits. [ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Maradön? ]
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Maradön? had this to say about Captain Planet:
It's liquid fun ya pansie!And I don't wanna hear it about liver damage. It takes a decade of non-stop heavy alcoholism to cause any liver damage.
In fact, if used in moderation, alcohol has several positive health benefits.
Yepp, it takes years for liver damage to set in, every time you're intoxicated a certain percentage of your brain tissue dies off though. I'd like to keep all of mine, thank you. In addition to that I don't find it really 'fun' to be in an intoxicated state. I was really drunk once in my life, and I ended up beating the living jeebus out of someone, and neither of us knew why the next day. (We still haven't found out). When I'm in that state between slighlty drunk and not very sober I tend to just go around and flirt with every woman I can find (with more success than in a sober state even 
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