MOVING WALKWAYS FOR ALL!
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Bloodsage had this to say about pies:
You don't have a fireman's pole in your bedroom, right next to the trapeze? How do you have any fun?
I masturbate!
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Maradön? had this to say about Captain Planet:
I masturbate!
HEAR HEAR! Though I'll never touch anything you own, because it's probably drenched in your ejaculate, I commend your method of entertainment!
Now get yer damn splooge off yer monitor! [ 10-26-2001: Message edited by: Karnaj ]
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
HEAR HEAR! Though I'll never touch anything you own, because it's probably drenched in your ejaculate, I commend your method of entertainment!Now get yer damn splooge off yer monitor!
I find socks will solve that problem. Usually one will suffice.
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about pies:
I find socks will solve that problem. Usually one will suffice.
I reserve socks for wiping mah ass. I don't trust toilet paper.
Never try to disgust me, it just encourages me to be even grosser. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Delphi had this to say about Robocop:
Its called "Self-Control". Might wanna try it sometime.
It's called "Self-Gratification." Might wanna try it sometime.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj impressed everyone with:
It's called "Self-Gratification." Might wanna try it sometime.
It's called Self-Abuse, might want to avoid it some time
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Kanid stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
It's called Self-Abuse, might want to avoid it some time
It's only self abuse if it starts bleeding!
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Maradön? wrote this stupid crap:
...we use stairs instead of ramps and fireman poles?
never wondered that
From the Inferno MTG card
Ramps of a grade that would be needed to scale things such as multiple story buildings are difficult to to walk upon since the most comfortable surface to walk upon is a flat one. In many ways stairs are easier on us in the long run, as running up 23 flights of ramps will tire you out just as much as stairs, and your feet would hurt afterwards.
As for fireman poles, I imagine insurance companies have something to do with that.
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Karnaj had this to say about Duck Tales:
I reserve socks for wiping mah ass. I don't trust toilet paper.Never try to disgust me, it just encourages me to be even grosser.
Then what do you use to keep your keyboard clean?
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Tron:
Then what do you use to keep your keyboard clean?
Leftover splooge, obviously!
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Tyewa Dawnsister had this to say about pies:
Ramps of a grade that would be needed to scale things such as multiple story buildings are difficult to to walk upon since the most comfortable surface to walk upon is a flat one. In many ways stairs are easier on us in the long run, as running up 23 flights of ramps will tire you out just as much as stairs, and your feet would hurt afterwards.
You'd have an elevator in a multiple story building. What if the power goes out and you're on the top floor? Use the elaborate system of fireman's poles silly!
Ballocks to insurance companies!
Ladders suffer from similar problems, but to a lesser extent. A vertical ladder has the same requirements as a firemen's pole, but may be traversed in two directions, even while carrying a load. An inclined ladder may be traversed using two non-grappling limbs, so long as the rungs of the ladder are wide enough to ensure balance. In effect, a staircase is an inclined ladder with widened rungs.
Escalators and elevators both require power. The elevator is a powered firemen's pole, which makes the structure bidirectional, and supports a load. Escalators are powered staircases, or powered inclined ladders, which do not increase the capability of the structure, but reduce the energy expenditure of the loadbearer, and synchronize multiple traversals.
code:Incline Pullbar FirePole
| |---------| |
| Ladder |<----Power
|-----------| Elevator
Staircase
|<-------Power
Escalator
The world would be a more fun place if we used ramps and fireman's poles.
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Maradön? wrote this stupid crap:
I don't care about any of that.The world would be a more fun place if we used ramps and fireman's poles.
I happen to find it fun to play paintball. However, I would not care much to live life in fear of someone pegging me with a latex ball filled with water-based paints at somewhere around 300feet per second. So, neener. 
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Check out the big brain on Dr. Vorbis!
I happen to find it fun to play paintball. However, I would not care much to live life in fear of someone pegging me with a latex ball filled with water-based paints at somewhere around 300feet per second. So, neener.
Yeah, really. I've been shot in the ass so many times in paintball it borders on gay rape. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Captain Planet:
I happen to find it fun to play paintball. However, I would not care much to live life in fear of someone pegging me with a latex ball filled with water-based paints at somewhere around 300feet per second. So, neener.
Ya, but i think maradon is saying would you rather get hit bey a paint ball bullet or a real bullet?, i like maradons idae
As far as being fun, sure. Reminds me of shoots and ladders for some reason. 
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Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Tron:
I happen to find it fun to play paintball. However, I would not care much to live life in fear of someone pegging me with a latex ball filled with water-based paints at somewhere around 300feet per second. So, neener.
Thank you for that completely beside the point post.
Now, people who want to stick to the point will know what not to post. You've done them a great service.
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Ragabash had this to say about Duck Tales:
it would take up HUGE amounts of a building to make a comfortable ramp.
No, just make the ramp into a spiral formation. Might even take up less space than a staircase.
And get this - have the fireman's pole go down the center of the spiral!! [ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: Maradön? ]
NECROMANCERS SUX AND TEH WEEZARDS R BATTER?
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Snoota had this to say about (_|_):
NECROMANCERS SUX AND TEH WEEZARDS R BATTER?
My theurgist will whup your wizard's ass any day.
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Snoota had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
My dad could beat up your dad.
My theurgist will whup your dad's ass any day.
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Check out the big brain on Maradön?!
No, just make the ramp into a spiral formation. Might even take up less space than a staircase.And get this - have the fireman's pole go down the center of the spiral!!
Yes, but that would STILL take up more room than a spiral staircase.
Anyhow, you can have fun with the stairs. Handrails can be slid down on some, and stairs are much more fun than ramps for toys such as Slinkys and hamster balls.
Still, if I hit a big lotto jackpot, I think I might have to install a spiral slide in my house when I build it.
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Snoota impressed everyone with:
My therapist could beat up your theurgist.
I consent. Your therapist has got to be bad ass.
