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JooJooFlop had this to say about Cuba:
*laughs and laughs because that's so pitifully cute*
Then where's the "Ha-ha"s for me being in this stagnent hell hole waiting for a weekly spawn to show up for 10 hours+? 
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Skaw had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Then where's the "Ha-ha"s for me being in this stagnent hell hole waiting for a weekly spawn to show up for 10 hours+?
Gimme a pic of you doing it on the water in a bathtub with a machine gun and then maybe I'll laugh.
Where can I buy one of those?!
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Pesco wrote this about tacos or soemthing:
Where can I buy one of those?!
In Canada, of course. 
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Pesco wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
OMG!!!Where can I buy one of those?!
Yeah, a little put-put boat with an M-249 mounted on it.
"Here fish fishy fishy..." 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Pesco thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
OMG!!!Where can I buy one of those?!
Ebay!
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Kagrama had this to say about Punky Brewster:
In Canada, of course.
But that's their navy! They only have one. 
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Pesco had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
OMG!!!Where can I buy one of those?!
The gun wouldn't be of much use. The recoil would capsize the boat.
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Check out the big brain on Karnaj!
But that's their navy! They only have one.
Nah, that's our battleship.
Wait'll you see the submarine.
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We were all impressed when JooJooFlop wrote:
Gimme a pic of you doing it on the water in a bathtub with a machine gun and then maybe I'll laugh.
you asked for it!
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Skaw had this to say about Robocop:
A lil book for reading, and a sheild for the incoming bullets of both American and Afganistant forces.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Kagrama was all like:
Wait'll you see the submarine.
Is it a coke bottle stuffed with M-80's ?
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Demitri had this to say about pies:
Is it a coke bottle stuffed with M-80's ?
Nah, it's a beer can with two handguns on the side.
It's a little hard teaching the mice how to fire and steer, but once we get that down, Afghanistan better watch out!
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Malbi had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Um isnt Afghanistan landlocked? how is he going to fire at...nm
Airstrikes smarty.
Maybe they will crash a commerical jet into it.
And yes, I can say that and it will be 100% teh funney. Why? Because I AM CANADIAN.
First, we send in the beaver troops as a primary assault. They'll gnaw through all of the guns. Then, we send in the moose troops to stampede through Kabul, since there's nothing more destructive with an angry moose.
After we send in the moose calvary, we air drop the finest Canadian beer in big parcels over bin Ladin's hideout. After they become dead drunk, we simply move in with the Mounties, arrest them, and torture them by making them watch the flight departure and arrival channel.
Sound good?
[ 10-20-2001: Message edited by: Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael ]
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Check out the big brain on Kagrama!
Okay, Canadians, here's the battle plan!First, we send in the beaver troops as a primary assault. They'll gnaw through all of the guns. Then, we send in the moose troops to stampede through Kabul, since there's nothing more destructive with an angry moose.
After we send in the moose calvary, we air drop the finest Canadian beer in big parcels over bin Ladin's hideout. After they become dead drunk, we simply move in with the Mounties, arrest them, and torture them by making them watch the flight departure and arrival channel.
Sound good?
Sounds like a plan to me!
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Karnaj was all like:
Yeah, a little put-put boat with an M-249 mounted on it."Here fish fishy fishy..."
Actually I think it is an Old M2 Air Cooled of WW2 Vintage. I have one just like it that has been converted to Semi Auto fire instead of Full Auto. The cooling cowel is different on the Newer Models, along with the grips are different. I may be wrong but I don't think I am.
Heh
The preceeding statement was false..
George Carlin
