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Topic: Warning to Drivers
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 10-07-2001 10:44:00 PM
DO NOT take a 90 degree turn at 70MPH.
Maradon!
posted 10-07-2001 10:51:00 PM
*writes this down in his Notebook of the Obvious*
Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 10-07-2001 11:01:00 PM
Also note, when your in the back seat screaming BREAKS, the driver might not listen to you.
Steven Steve
posted 10-07-2001 11:11:00 PM
DO NOT jump out the car window as you are driving down a freeway.
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Caanis Lupus
Rub me?
posted 10-08-2001 08:18:00 AM
quote:
Somo Icewalker had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
DO NOT take a 90 degree turn at 70MPH.

*notes this right under "Don't flip off DPS trooper while drinking a beer on the freeway"*

God of awesomitity
^ I misspelled "Bonehead" ^
posted 10-08-2001 08:20:00 AM
Another tip: If you are drunk, high, 15, AND having sex in your car and a cop pulls up, do not scream "Yo! Piggy! want some crack? we've got plenty!"
Dude, my followers totally reek of awesomitity! Fer sure dude!
Bane
BANNED
posted 10-08-2001 08:40:00 AM
quote:
Somo Icewalker had this to say about Cuba:
DO NOT take a 90 degree turn at 70MPH.

sounds like a challenge to me!

cout << "SCORE!";
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Pancake
posted 10-08-2001 08:41:00 AM
Driving is FUN! I threaten plowing into a telephone pole just to make people shut up.
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Kanid
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posted 10-08-2001 08:43:00 AM
Been there, done that, turned into a 180.

4am driving north on I-5 coming back from Tijuana at about 80mph, turned the wheel and hit the emergency brake, did a 360 right in the middle of the highway.

Sometimes I miss my younger days, being a Marine was so much fun. "Young, dumb, ..."

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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 10-08-2001 08:51:00 AM
quote:
Kanid wrote, obviously thinking to hard:
Been there, done that, turned into a 180.

4am driving north on I-5 coming back from Tijuana at about 80mph, turned the wheel and hit the emergency brake, did a 360 right in the middle of the highway.

Sometimes I miss my younger days, being a Marine was so much fun. "Young, dumb, ..."


Yes but that was a highway where you know the bounds of the road. Here we didn't, and had no clue if there was a ditch, trees, or the end of the world off the side of the road... Plus the fact that the car was about to flip too added to the fun

Kanid
BANNED
posted 10-08-2001 09:00:00 AM
Nah, the 180 was on a frontage road here in Tucson. Scared the hell out of my cousin who was riding with me.

I put my little old Nissan Sentra through hell and back and that car just kept going. Used to take it off road even.

Now I'm a much more careful driver. I've not even taken my 4WD Suburban off road.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
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Razor
posted 10-08-2001 09:17:00 AM
Remember to carry a CB when your in the desert. It gets really hot in june when your transaxle ... well ... shears in half.
And also cary a shovel because of sand.
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