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LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A car accident Saturday evening has cost the life of Britney Spears, teen pop music sensation, and has placed fellow passenger and musician Justin Timberlake in critical condition at Los Angeles County Hospital.Spears and Timberlake were driving through the Los Angeles area late Saturday as both enjoyed a brief moment away from their busy touring and recording schedules when, according to eyewitness reports, their car, a rented Porsche 911, veered suddenly across six lanes of traffic and into a concrete barrier.
Motorists at the scene reported that Spears was ejected from the vehicle at impact and flew into opposing traffic, where she was caught under the wheels of at least one other vehicle before traffic could stop. Timberlake remained safely in the damaged vehicle.
"It was horrible, absolutely horrible," said one witness to the scene, "she was thrown around on the road like a rag doll. We stopped and ran to help but it was obvious there was nothing we could do."
Authorities pronounced Spears dead at the scene, while Timberlake was rushed to emergency surgery to treat internal bleeding.
The cause of the accident is still officially unknown, but witnesses on the scene have told CNN that Timberlake, who was behind the wheel of the vehicle, may have been under the influence of controlled substances, and that Spears may have been engaged in activities that may have distracted him from the road.
"It's too early to say at this point what may have caused the accident," said an officer at the scene, "it appears that the driver lost control of the vehicle suddenly, but we're still determining why that happened."
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Copyright 2001 The Disassociated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. This story is also fake. Don't believe it.
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
gee, i wonder how they could have crashed
[ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Ferret ]
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Kloie had this to say about Optimus Prime:
DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!
Too obvious? That part's gone now. 
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Fennar had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Translation: She was giveing him a BJ while they wher both stoned
Sounds about right
code:ping -a 209.61.189.243Pinging ihatelinux.com [209.61.189.243]
Crazy.
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Drysart had this to say about Tron:
Too obvious? That part's gone now.
Celebrates.
what are ya gonna do with this? *chuckle*
Jus' something I saw.
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Maradon? had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
It's on official CNN webspace...there's no "it's fake" disclaimer...so I must assume it's true.Crazy.
Bahahaha, no, I figured it out
I am sorry for this loss in life.. but that girl couldn't sing.. and like Christina Aruuuglarriaaa... is a slut...
too bad i figured out it was fake after i posted on this on SB fourms....starts bashing head on wall
time to figure out how not to make an idiot of myself even more... [ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
Just an observation, its still true :P
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Mr. Duck wrote, obviously thinking to hard:
too bad i figured out it was fake after i posted on this on SB fourms....starts bashing head on wall
link plz k thx.
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Drysart had this to say about dark elf butts:
link plz k thx.
Click here to see Mr.Duck look like an idiot [ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
AW DAMN IT'S DOWN [ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Kloie ]
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mog stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Funiest of all is that they thing you did it.
as long as dry never posts. they will think i did
bwhahaha
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Gotta hand it to the man who made this. Pretty damn good job. On another note, that same man is extremely sick, and should be taken out of the gene pool, immeadiately.
i think they like you drysart [ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]
My G/F just read it, and is crying!! so if its fake, I got alot of explaining to do! [ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Talolin ]
Damn thats funny. You are an evil man Drysart.
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
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Taeldien spilled his drink as he typed:
Notice that when you click on one of the links on the side, then click on entertainment again, there is a completely different URL and theres nothing anywhere about it.
Try that. It's true.
