-In the relationship with KaLourin and Synjari, it is a well-known fact that Synjari wears the pants. To re-enforce this fact, she has made KaLourin wear mini-skirts around the house and workplace.
-Peachis has recently confirmed that Drysart, is indeed, not housebroken.
-Drysart has recently confirmed that Peachis, is indeed, an ancient she-lich bent on absorbing the souls of small frogs and armadillos.
-Vorbis has recently claimed the almighty Eggo Waffle as his chief deity. Earlier last night, he was seen on Mr. Hensley's lawn sacrificing the family pot-bellied pig to the almighty waffle. Witnesses describe it as "an orgy of syrup and butter".
-Maradon and Seurenna are actually a version of The Wonder Twins. Whenever they join their rings, Seurenna turns into a pelican and Maradon turns into a toaster oven.
-Bajah is actually a mindless pawn of the Pillsbury Doughboy, using his powers of the hat to try and take over EC for his pudgy white master.
-Toktuk has become a basketball star. Within ten minutes of his newfound career, he was awarded MVP. Within five minutes, he had sold out and started endorsing things. "Air Toks" now cost $199 on the open market.
-Delidgamond is the bogeyman.
Thank you, and goodnight!
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
-In the relationship with KaLourin and Synjari, it is a well-known fact that Synjari wears the pants. To re-enforce this fact, she has made KaLourin wear mini-skirts around the house and workplace.
Woohoo! 
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
Witnesses describe it as "an orgy of syrup and butter".
<laughs!> [ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Katrinity ]
Heh, you're a funny little gopher, Parce <hands him a yummy, fresh cookie.....of pain and torment!!!>
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Cuba:
-Cadga, is in fact, related to the little mustachioed guy on the Pringles can. Sources confirm that they are either second cousins, brothers, or lovers.
*shaves the Pringles guy using a bottle of White-out* Ha! Take that Pringles...er, I mean...
*is inanimate*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
[ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Maradon? ]
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We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
-Delidgamond is the bogeyman.
Shit!! if thats been living under my bed im having my skin bleached!
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Peachis stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
HEHEHEH!! It's all TRUE!!
Is that so...
*nabs a baby turtle and poises himself to barsh it with a hammer*
Harm one more frog or armadillo and the turtle gets it!
and i think Kal looks hot in a skirt *growls*
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Drysart thinks this of a very "horny" guy: Is a giddy schoolgirl
[QB][/QB]
Hm, either Leo is being disgraced by being a giddy school girl's sig, or Drys is wrong...
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Mr. Parcelan wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
-In the relationship with KaLourin and Synjari, it is a well-known fact that Synjari wears the pants. To re-enforce this fact, she has made KaLourin wear mini-skirts around the house and workplace.
I've been to their house, so I can confirm this. [ 10-06-2001: Message edited by: Talonus ]
=( no wonder Drake ate them...
BAD PARC!
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Optimus Prime:
-Drysart has recently confirmed that Peachis, is indeed, an ancient she-lich bent on absorbing the souls of small frogs and armadillos.
Eeps and hides Glenwick in her robe!
I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!
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-In the relationship with KaLourin and Synjari, it is a well-known fact that Synjari wears the pants. To re-enforce this fact, she has made KaLourin wear mini-skirts around the house and workplace.[QB]
Try again prairie pup..this is old news. Everyboy knows that i'm the skirt wearing, house cleaning happy housewife.
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KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about Cuba:
Try again prairie pup..this is old news. Everyboy knows that i'm the skirt wearing, house cleaning happy housewife.
Somehow I can believe that. I'm scared.
..YOU'RE NOT EVIL!
(I bet I'm the first person to say that. I'm so original.)
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about John Romero:
-Vorbis has recently claimed the almighty Eggo Waffle as his chief deity. Earlier last night, he was seen on Mr. Hensley's lawn sacrificing the family pot-bellied pig to the almighty waffle. Witnesses describe it as "an orgy of syrup and butter".
Reminds me of a quote from the Simpsons:
Homer: Why God, why must you torment me?
Marge: That's not God, that's a waffle stuck to the ceiling.
Homer: (peels the waffle off and eats it) Mmmm, sacra-licious.
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KaLourin DthBlayde impressed everyone with:
Try again prairie pup..this is old news. Everyboy knows that i'm the skirt wearing, house cleaning happy housewife.
Why do I find this amusing with Ghaleon's sig pic up next to this post by you, love?
Sure, Peachis is laughing at them here, but right now she's crying her little round eyes out! KaLourin has just been submitted to therapy AGAIN! And Cadga will never touch Pringles as long as he lives!
Do you want that stacked upon your souls?!?!
Boy, that was pretty good. If you believed any of it, gimme an Oscar!
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Synjari wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Why do I find this amusing with Ghaleon's sig pic up next to this post by you, love?
Well..thats because shortly after the scene was shot, Ghaleon cast away his evil ways, repented in the light of good, and faded away (like Yoda).
he pussed out!!! WUSSY!!!!!!!!!
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KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about John Romero:
Well..thats because shortly after the scene was shot, Ghaleon cast away his evil ways, repented in the light of good, and faded away (like Yoda).he pussed out!!! WUSSY!!!!!!!!!
*snuggles Ghaleon* He saw the light finally.. when will you?
