The Great Wall
Three men , a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President Bush are out walking
together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I
will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. With a blink of
the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for
farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afganistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall
around Afganistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and
completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive, fill it with water."
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
One day, A Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and President Bush were walking along a beach together. President Bush took out a shotgun and shot Osama Bin Laden.
The end.
