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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-29-2001 05:01:00 PM
...when I came upon it's SoL feature. I noticed a pic of what seemed to be the new female wood elf model in the little FYI box.

In case anyone hasn't seen it, I'll simply say this: Her breasts are freaking huge. Imagine a barbarian's breasts on a wood elf body and you'll get the idea.

Hell, her top even looked like the barbarian default top.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-29-2001 05:07:00 PM
heh heh heh...
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Bane
BANNED
posted 09-29-2001 05:07:00 PM
wow they keep growing and growing
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Krissy
POW LOOK LOOK YOU HAVE A TITLE NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAA!
posted 09-29-2001 05:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by JooJooFlop:
...when I came upon it's SoL feature. I noticed a pic of what seemed to be the new female wood elf model in the little FYI box.

I think it was the new barbarian female model.

And yes, boobs got bigger while tops got smaller. The rumors that Verant's model designer is a woman are growing rather doubtful

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-29-2001 05:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Seurenna:
I think it was the new barbarian female model.

Well crap...

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 09-29-2001 05:18:00 PM
What the hell were they smoking?

EQWorker_01: Huhuhuhuhuh, guys, lets make than bararian females boobs bigger than her head!

EQWorker_02: Huhuhuhuhuh, Yeah! Kick ass, d00d, mom would be so proud!

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-29-2001 05:32:00 PM
I saw some screen shots, and christ, that is just to big. And her hands looked like a mans, so maybe it was a transexual.
adenine!
Closet Republican
posted 09-29-2001 05:48:00 PM
WOW those are MASSIVE! I'm convinced that Verant's modelers are on the pipe.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-29-2001 05:52:00 PM
The modelers aren't Female, one of the major character designers is female and one of the skinners is female if memory serves.

If it was up to the modlers we'd all be Halflings. Milo has this thing for feet.

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Somu Icewalker
Also known as Diet Dr. Evil
posted 09-29-2001 06:13:00 PM
Willias
Pancake
posted 09-29-2001 06:26:00 PM
Oh my god...
Jeez, now we are going to see some people try to make female barbarians with names like Pr0nstar, or Biggerisbetter.
Now we are going to have even more wierdos in nfp auctioning:
"WTS boobies 100pp, send tells."
I see enough of those auctions already... *sigh*
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-29-2001 06:32:00 PM
Whoa, she's a super fox!

She'd give a dog a bone!

I think that it's a real show of class that she allowed that screenshot to be taken even though she obviously was attacked by a bear and had nearly all her clothes ripped off.

And that's enough wisecracking from me. I was never here. *runs away*

EDIT: You know, I noticed that she looks a lot like Gillian Anderson. Guess the modelers over there REALLY like the X-Files.

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Friz
I MA NOT A LOSRE!!!
posted 09-29-2001 06:37:00 PM
wow.. that's just jerk-a-licious..
Those EQ guys need to get out more.

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"Before you respond with some ignorant drivel, please stop yourself."

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-29-2001 06:55:00 PM
Needs Will Smith to tap out a rhythm on those things. They're not breasts, they're f'in tympanies.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-29-2001 08:02:00 PM
i'm suprise you couldn't see her p-er-you know- that skirt's so short
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-29-2001 08:04:00 PM
They mentioned making new animations for the attacks. Maybe her "slam" attack will be her top bursting open, and bystanders getting hurt?

I hope not, because that would leave me wondering what the MALE barbarians' "slam" attack would look like.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-29-2001 08:06:00 PM
Mr Winky's Big Day!

ya know...barbarians are weird folk...women got ill-covered big breasts and the men run around in dresses. go figure.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-29-2001 08:07:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Geeorn:
i'm suprise you couldn't see her p-er-you know- that skirt's so short

Not a skirt. Thoes are plaid undies.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 09-29-2001 08:33:00 PM
*wonders if he can get Lyinar to wear plaid undies just once*
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 09-29-2001 09:38:00 PM
This one is even worse:

Shouldn't her back be broken in half or something? They ARE bigger then her head!

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-29-2001 09:39:00 PM
That is one manly, manly face.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 09-29-2001 09:41:00 PM
OMFG... the backdrop in that screenshot is horrible, Espio...
Steven Steve
posted 09-29-2001 09:50:00 PM
Wow, what such beatiful player model poly counts and crappy LOD and modelling EQ has...
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 09-29-2001 10:04:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Somo Icewalker:
http://eq.castersrealm.com/screenshots2/openimage.asp?imageId=106


Hello! Who put HER in a dark room with scissors?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-29-2001 10:07:00 PM
Well, I see Verant decided to fight fire with hormones

Faced with the threat of bigger and better games, Verant decided to remove as much clothing as legally possible in an attempt to keep a piece of their audience.

A Verant Rep announced that the Verant modeller is still a woman, to be met with laughter and various beatings from the crowd. No one was charged.

Skaw
posted 09-29-2001 10:10:00 PM
Shouldn't really be commenting on it until the actual expansion pack is released. Remember the first "improved" human model? Can we say "Otis", from Opposing Force?

Now they're like perma-Mr.T's. Atleast if its final, human casters'll look kinda buff! And abit chunky...

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-29-2001 10:28:00 PM
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE


Now you guys are bitching about boobs being bigger than someone's head.

Before you gave me the "It's fantasy, it's not supposed to be realistic" excuse


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 09-29-2001 10:33:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Lyinar:
Before you gave me the "It's fantasy, it's not supposed to be realistic" excuse
I dont recall ever using that excuse. Fantasy precluding reality in terms of them to be able to stay so plump and firm for 60 levels, ok. Precluding it in terms that they should have a walking crutch attached to thier character model after level 10, no.
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-29-2001 10:45:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Skaw:
Shouldn't really be commenting on it until the actual expansion pack is released. Remember the first "improved" human model? Can we say "Otis", from Opposing Force?

Now they're like perma-Mr.T's. Atleast if its final, human casters'll look kinda buff! And abit chunky...


one of the models i saw looked like The Rock with his belt on....

Fred Chook
Has a corpse rotting somewhere, even as we speak!
posted 09-29-2001 10:46:00 PM
That is NOT a kilt.
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 09-29-2001 11:01:00 PM
Heheheheheh

I didn't say you specifically

I just got a lot of grief for saying the breasts in Olethros' picture were much too big

Ha! Now you all agree with me! :P


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-29-2001 11:04:00 PM
No, no, Lyinar.

You see, when Olethros did it, it was art.

This is pr0n!

YES! Solid Logic!

Lalamile
My title doesn't even make sense any more
posted 09-29-2001 11:06:00 PM
Good Lord.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 09-29-2001 11:22:00 PM
I like the character model... and is it REALLY any less than the human monks wear now?

Also, the woman that was often pointed to in regards to the original EQ character designs is no longer with Verant, as far as I know. She left with Brian Hook to go form their own game company.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-29-2001 11:26:00 PM
The human monks wear pants.

Trump!

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 09-29-2001 11:40:00 PM
Actually... Barbarian Females are fairly large breasted anyway, they are just well... not triangles anymore, like all boobs on all current EQ females are.
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-29-2001 11:55:00 PM
She's got 'UUUUUGE...Tracts of land!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-30-2001 04:43:00 AM

This image taken shortly before two explosions shattered the camera. Pop, pop.

[ 09-30-2001: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-30-2001 05:50:00 AM
A meeting at verant
Producer: WAAA we want money.
Producer 2: WAAA
Producer 3: Lets make all the women dress in panties and have huge breasts!
Producer: Works for me.

Not that Im complaining

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 09-30-2001 06:31:00 AM
.. . . . . .That's just wrong!
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