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Topic: EverCrest's New Mascot!
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 10:18:00 PM

This is Brisko. He is an imaginary dog. He is short and fat and has brown and white fur. He knows how to knit, write poetry, and drive a speedboat.

Brisko is a fierce and relentless fighter, and he has defeated the following people in battle...

-Cadga
-Ah`Kiam
-Kaglaaz
-Cadga
-Kennatsu
-Peachis
-Cadga
-Fennar
-Cadga
-Cadga
-Snoota

Let us welcome Brisko as the new mascot of EC!

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 09-26-2001 10:23:00 PM
I have not been defeated by the doggie!
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 10:25:00 PM
That is because you are not yet strong enough to face Brisko in righteous combat!

Train, and Brisko shall grant ye a bout.

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 09-26-2001 10:26:00 PM
*Trains the Sleeper on Brisko*

Enough training! Fight!

Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 10:32:00 PM
Foolish, gnome! Brisko was learning fifty different kinds of deadly kung fu when the Sleeper was merely the Light Napper!

You cannot hope to defeat him in combat!

LordVladdDracul

posted 09-26-2001 10:39:00 PM
I kicked the dog's ass though.
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 09-26-2001 10:40:00 PM
He hasn't beaten me either. Wtf?
Dymus Arindelil
I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.
posted 09-26-2001 10:41:00 PM
I want a bulldog. That in the pic isn't a bulldog...but that's the sort of dog I want.
I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world

-"Small Two of Pieces"
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 10:41:00 PM
Brisko sees that you are in denial after so sound a thrashing he has given you. It is understandable. Many people have difficulties coming to terms with how fast the great Brisko defeated them.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 09-26-2001 10:43:00 PM
I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contenda!
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 09-26-2001 10:44:00 PM
Um... I don't remember fighting him.... However......

/me gets out a BBQ grill and charcoal, and hopes that dog does come to fight him.... >:-D

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 09-26-2001 10:49:00 PM
Brisko cannot be defeated by conventional methods. He is an imaginary dog!

Brisko cannot be defeated until he is believed in!

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-26-2001 10:53:00 PM
I challenge you, Yagyu Brisko!

For 300 years the Ryujoji Shigugeryu have strived to defeat you, so that our sword technique would be the top technique in the country, therefore allowing us to rule the world by the sword!

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: Densetsu ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Wyndi
Pancake
posted 09-27-2001 06:20:00 AM
Actually, the dog in the pic IS a bulldog. Its an English Bulldog. I should know, I was a dog groomer for over 20 years, so I know a lot about dogs, and I've known people who had that breed of dog. So when you go looking for that kind of dog, you know what breed to ask for.
Wyndi
Taxi
(not my first or highest toon,just my current favorite)
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-27-2001 06:26:00 AM
Awwwww, what a cute widdle doggy!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 09-27-2001 06:26:00 AM
Dogs are weak to fire. I will beat him by exposing him to lots of fire. Mmmm, fire.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 09-27-2001 06:35:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Parcelan:
Brisko cannot be defeated until he is believed in!

I disagree. If I don't believe in him, then he doesn't ever exist, and then I've already won.

So....here's to me not believing in your stupid dog.

-Tok

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Toktuk ]

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-27-2001 07:04:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Toktuk:
I disagree. If I don't believe in him, then he doesn't ever exist, and then I've already won.

So....here's to me not believing in your stupid dog.

-Tok


But by saying that, you have therefore stated that you accept he exists because you know about him. Therefore you have lost.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-27-2001 07:31:00 AM
My Dragon Style is strong, but his Doggie Style is stronger!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-27-2001 07:35:00 AM
I thought I was the mascot
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Razor
posted 09-27-2001 07:38:00 AM
You are the Mascot Delid. Kill the Prarie Dog who brought the dog in here.
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-27-2001 07:40:00 AM
I wish I could, but I am at school...therefore if I kill a prairie dog, I will get a 3 hour parade for doing so...

I don't like parades.

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Steven Steve
posted 09-27-2001 07:49:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Parcelan:
Brisko cannot be defeated by conventional methods. He is an imaginary dog!

Brisko cannot be defeated until he is believed in!


Technically then, if he is imaginary, then he would die if he's NOT believed in. He would cease to exist.

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