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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-24-2001 04:51:00 PM
Not sure If i posted this once before, but it was an amusing little diversion, and makes for some funny names.

2 simple steps and you will have your own Pr0n star name

1) the name of your first pet, or oldest pet you can remember

2) your mother's maiden name.

Combine the two and you have your screen name

Sammy Banadyga here (I know..gangster name)

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-24-2001 04:52:00 PM
Snowball Rust ?

Cool, I guess..

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Talolin
BANNED
posted 09-24-2001 04:55:00 PM
Happy Beam

Um?

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-24-2001 04:55:00 PM
shadow weir.....right....

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-24-2001 04:58:00 PM
Coco Jack, this'd make sense if I was black...
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Ayerine Angelyre
Pancake
posted 09-24-2001 04:59:00 PM
Ginger Burnecke


<giggle>

http://www.geocities.com/why2kaygirl/tag.jpg
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Suddar Williams
SUDAR WILAMS
posted 09-24-2001 05:00:00 PM
...Alex Libby?

I prefer the "street name plus middle name" method, at least using my old street. "Richard Roak." Now it's "Richard Boothby," though,

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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-24-2001 05:01:00 PM
Joseph Key?
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-24-2001 05:05:00 PM
It must have evolved then, Faelynn was just telling me about the pet name/street name combo..thats a new one to me. In that case...I'd also be:

Sammy Wells

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Kanid
BANNED
posted 09-24-2001 05:06:00 PM
Prince Weiss

You sure that's your pornstar name? I thought the pornstar name had something to do with the first street name you remember living on.

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-24-2001 05:08:00 PM
Mikey Hunt... errr...
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Woody
Toast the Destroyer
posted 09-24-2001 05:10:00 PM
C'mon like I need anything more than Woody for a porn name.

**grins**

Woody Hearn - Cartoonist
GU Comics
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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 09-24-2001 05:15:00 PM
I am...

"Kuma Warner"

or

"Kyle Ashton"

(I think Kyle Ashton is actually kind of a cool name )

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-24-2001 05:17:00 PM
Zeus Carpenter
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-24-2001 05:18:00 PM
err, Magor Engle?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 09-24-2001 05:19:00 PM
Booger Brittain =P

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-24-2001 05:21:00 PM
Shasta Arnao.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-24-2001 05:24:00 PM
Smokey Schoenman?
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 09-24-2001 05:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Suddar Williams:
...Alex Libby?

I prefer the "street name plus middle name" method, at least using my old street. "Richard Roak." Now it's "Richard Boothby," though,

by Suddar's formula i'm Hairy Bob Williams

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-24-2001 05:43:00 PM
Sonny Brestar

Neat name, really.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Steven Steve
posted 09-24-2001 05:57:00 PM
Samson Nixon?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 09-24-2001 06:03:00 PM
I prefer the streetname version, in which case I am:

Biscuit Trigo

Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
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Positive Reinforcement
Pancake
posted 09-24-2001 06:28:00 PM
by Suddar's method I'm "Funsize Scott", I actually like that!
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

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Lashanna
noob
posted 09-24-2001 06:41:00 PM
Wow... I'm...

Molly Vasaliki?

That's OK, I guess...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Deathbeam Warhero
Pancake
posted 09-24-2001 06:45:00 PM
Lets see I'm either Joseph Abbeywood or Patches Taress. Yep those are the best porno names ever
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Meridian
Pancake
posted 09-24-2001 07:50:00 PM
"Fluffy Johnson"???

I heard a different variation of this - take your middle name and the name of the street you currently live on.

"Jannelle Westbay"

Yeah, THAT one I like!!

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Meridian Ascendant
Lacking a witty sig-phrase since 2001.
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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-24-2001 07:56:00 PM
...King Simer.

ROFL.

Okay, Sud's method..

Kaye Glascow.

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Fred Chook
Has a corpse rotting somewhere, even as we speak!
posted 09-24-2001 08:04:00 PM
Using the pet method... Mick Wilson...

Using the street method, the for more interesting Peter Queens...

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LordVladdDracul

posted 09-24-2001 08:06:00 PM
Sasha Durgin... Im in gay porn I guess...

With the street mtheod im:

Stephononi Michael... Riiiiiight.

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: LordVladdDracul ]

I plot revenge on you as we speak...

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 09-24-2001 08:13:00 PM
Princess Van Dyke......

I don't like that much..... Damned hamster...


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Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 09-24-2001 08:18:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by KaLourin DthBlayde:
2) your mother's maiden name.
No you may not have my credit card number.
RP CHARACTER
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Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 09-24-2001 08:18:00 PM
/lurk off

By KaLourin's method I'm... Magnolia Daniel? Goodness.

By Suddar's method I'm... Eugene Sylvan? Or would it be Sylvan Eugene...?
God of pr0n, why hast thou forsaken me?!

/lurk on

Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-24-2001 08:24:00 PM
I'll go with the street version. "Cardigan Ross"
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Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-24-2001 08:34:00 PM
Kal and I tried this quite sometime ago.. his version:

Snuggles Pinon

other version:

Snuggles Wells?

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 09-24-2001 10:41:00 PM
Smokee Bowman...
Ok...
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 09-24-2001 10:46:00 PM
by Suddar's method I am Elizabeth Taylor

by the other I'm Moses Harris

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: Kalah ]

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-24-2001 10:49:00 PM
Ummm, errr....

gods, do I have to say it?

It's .....

Ash Ketchem

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-25-2001 12:05:00 PM
Pet method: Tango Johnson

Street method: Midway Michael


Gee.... 2 pr0n-tastic names....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 09-25-2001 12:09:00 PM
LOL Chibi

I'm either:

Shelby Ruoff

or

Naomi Peconic or Orenregawa Peconic? (I have 2 middle names)

None of them are very pr0nistic

Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
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Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 09-25-2001 12:12:00 PM
Pet: Max Sandoval

Suddar's method: Andanada Robert (errrrr....)

If any of you are wondering how to pronouce that name, its just like it reads, An-da-na-da...

Edit: wait, is it street name, then middle name, or the other way around? ... Robert Andanada sounds better, still strange tho...

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: Espio ]

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And go high like the wind don't stop...


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