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The Unknown

Pancake

posted 09-20-2001 06:03:00 PM

They have been my favorite monsters ever since I got my first Monstrous Manual. The owlbear comes in a distant second

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 09-20-2001 06:05:00 PM

I call them Potato Demons.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 09-20-2001 06:12:00 PM

You, good sir.....R0XX0R!

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Karnaj

Road Warrior Queef

posted 09-20-2001 06:15:00 PM

I call them "Glad I found that cloak of spell turning, otherwise I wouldn't be able to kill the sons'o'guns."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beer.

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Arttemis the Rogue

Amethyst's sex toy

posted 09-20-2001 06:17:00 PM

I call them dinner.

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The Unknown

Pancake

posted 09-20-2001 06:24:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Arttemis the Twink:
I call them dinner.

To quote I Tyrant

Can beholders be eaten?

Yes, but they taste extremely bad; only individuals with incredibly dull palates can stomach a dish made from a beholder. Beholder meat looks like unusually dense and greasy pork.

I Tyrant is full of useless Beholder facts

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JooJooFlop

Hungry Hungry Hippo

posted 09-20-2001 06:28:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Stane:
To quote I Tyrant
Can beholders be eaten?
Yes, but they taste extremely bad; only individuals with incredibly dull palates can stomach a dish made from a beholder. Beholder meat looks like unusually dense and greasy pork.

I Tyrant is full of useless Beholder facts

On the plus side, they have a high starch content. More carbos = more energy for killing stuff.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."

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Arttemis the Rogue

Amethyst's sex toy

posted 09-20-2001 06:46:00 PM

Yeah, but I'm a dwarf. We eat goblin brains.
And beholder goes good with Ale.

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Lenlalron Flameblaster

posted 09-20-2001 07:26:00 PM

Anything goes good with ale. Even ale goes good with ale.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.

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Lalian Viajante

Pancake

posted 09-20-2001 08:39:00 PM

Ya know... I've never faced a beholder with any of my characters before... I just looked it up. I don't think I've been in a group that can handle a CR13 monster (other than the time one group was possessed by lvl 20 Elven heros). Highest I know of other than that messed up adventure (DM's main advesary had a red ancient wyrm flunkie... who just happen to fall to a ranger who critted multiple times using Dragonbane weapons in a single round) was last adventure before we broke out new characters. We killed a level 9 wizard who was using some spell to store his life in a distant location. I think we got CR10 for that with an average party level of 7.

Lalian - Hierophant | Lalolian - 51 Minstrel

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Cap'n Elethi

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...

posted 09-20-2001 08:42:00 PM

I've killed several beholders with my DnD buddies. One was a classic beholder battle, our thief got stoned. The others were this lame adventure that was based on just beholders. It got very lame killing htem over and over and over.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents

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Dymus Arindelil

I betcha its pink. Jania seems like the type to wear pink undies.

posted 09-20-2001 09:43:00 PM

hee hee hee...demon potatoes...

I know what color underwear Jania wears. So there

Run through the cold of the night, as passion burns in your heart.
Ready to fight, a knife held close by your side
Like a proud wolf alone in the dark with eyes that watch the world
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Mooj

Scorned Fanboy