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Topic: Insomnia...
Bane
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posted 09-12-2001 07:36:00 PM
sleep escapes me again this night *sigh*
cout << "SCORE!";
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Mr. Duck
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posted 09-12-2001 07:39:00 PM
do what i do

repeatedly bash your head against a desk. works real well. just give you a real bad headache in the morning

Bane
BANNED
posted 09-12-2001 07:41:00 PM
can't do that to myself not really pissed off at anything
cout << "SCORE!";
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-12-2001 07:42:00 PM
It's 7:45!!

and dont give me any of that crap about time zones, PST is the only one that matters!

Veni, vidi, vici
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-12-2001 07:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ?:
do what i do

repeatedly bash your head against a desk. works real well. just give you a real bad headache in the morning


This works surprisingly well against a headache too ...
Its called secondary pain therapy I think ...

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The Unknown
Pancake
posted 09-12-2001 07:43:00 PM
Read my AP US book.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-12-2001 07:49:00 PM
Put on music. Dance, really really hard. Bounce around the room, jump up and down, thrash your arms wildly.

Then stop and lie down.

It's an easy way to tire yourself in about 5 minutes

Bane
BANNED
posted 09-12-2001 07:50:00 PM
its not that i can't fall asleep its just staying asleep i just fell asleep then woke up
cout << "SCORE!";
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-12-2001 07:52:00 PM
Go to the bathroom, make like you're gonna poop (even if you don't have to) and strain until you feel something pop. It'll hurt so much you'll pass clear out, and wake up refreshed!

Just don't do this too often, you'll get hemihroids the size of basketballs.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-12-2001 07:56:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Stane:
Read my AP US book.

Lol, I know what you mean...

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Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 09-12-2001 08:02:00 PM
Lie down and flex every single muscle you can think of. Dreamwalker sleeping trick, and I'll be damned if it doesn't work well.
Bane
BANNED
posted 09-12-2001 08:05:00 PM
i do that then it feels like i'm in a state of awake sleep, my mind is wandering but i can control it and it feels weird
cout << "SCORE!";
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-12-2001 08:06:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Tier:
Lie down and flex every single muscle you can think of. Dreamwalker sleeping trick, and I'll be damned if it doesn't work well.

I do the opposite, and find it works well also. I start with relaxing my forehead, then my cheeks, jaw, etc. down my body, until I'm totally limp. Usually puts me right to sleep.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 09-12-2001 08:18:00 PM
Masturbate. You won't last 10 minutes until you're asleep.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 09-12-2001 08:36:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Masturbate. You won't last 10 minutes until you're asleep.

Umm...er...amen.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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Resident grammar whore.
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 09-12-2001 08:44:00 PM
......Errrmmmm......
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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-12-2001 08:47:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Masturbate. You won't last 10 minutes until you're asleep.

O_o

Veni, vidi, vici
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-12-2001 08:50:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Masturbate. You won't last 10 minutes until you're asleep.

-_-;;

no more hentai for you

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 09-12-2001 09:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ?:
-_-;;

no more hentai for you


*... zooms back to her tent. Well, not zooms. The end of the zoom is cut short as tentacles emerge from the tent and pull her in*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-12-2001 09:11:00 PM
*would say something, but feels a tad out-of-place*
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 09-12-2001 10:23:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Masturbate. You won't last 10 minutes until you're asleep.

hey it works ... trust me on this one.. sex works good too i pass out :P hehe men own

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My mindless dribble
Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-12-2001 10:27:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Cadga the Confused Monkey:
hey it works ... trust me on this one.. sex works good too i pass out :P hehe men own

I wish it worked for me, spanking the monkey just gives me more energy...

Veni, vidi, vici
BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 09-12-2001 10:38:00 PM
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Steven Steve
posted 09-12-2001 10:42:00 PM
Yeah I would say masturbate or force yourself to lay in the same sleep position until the ol' chemicals kick in.
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