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Topic: Some humour...
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-11-2001 04:26:00 PM
To try and ease the hearts of those hurting today.

It helps me to smile when I'm feeling so down about things...

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-11-2001 04:30:00 PM
Bwahahahaha!!
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 09-11-2001 04:39:00 PM
Nice
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-11-2001 04:40:00 PM
/snicker
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-11-2001 04:42:00 PM
SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 09-11-2001 04:46:00 PM
LOL

Thanks Khy.. needed that

Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-11-2001 04:46:00 PM
What the hell, we all need to laugh:

Everybody dance now!

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Azeroth™
Want my opinion?
posted 09-11-2001 05:48:00 PM
lol Karnaj, that was scary.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-11-2001 05:51:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Azeroth:
lol Karnaj, that was scary.

j00 weckome.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-11-2001 06:23:00 PM
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-11-2001 06:29:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...

must...stop..laughing...spleen...pain....hurt...

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 09-11-2001 06:36:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...

Bring stress toys... Lots and lots and LOTS of stress toys.

m0x
Pancake
posted 09-11-2001 07:04:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...

ROFLOL! There are some really funny ones!

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 09-11-2001 07:32:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...


Must make new hme page, lol man, this page kicks ass


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 09-11-2001 07:37:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...

Hahaha, I dunno if I want to get a tech support job in my lifetime now. Maybe just for laughs?

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-11-2001 07:45:00 PM
Quick note; I'm not the one who wrote these up, so where it says 'me' it does not mean 'Khyron'. I work at internet Technical Support, not computer support But yes, I get people just like the ones in that page...
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-11-2001 08:10:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...

Oh.. God.. lungs.. exploding..

This hits home for me, too. I seem to be the only person around here (where I live) that knows anything about computers. Everyone and their families keep asking me for advice.

Thanks for that chuckle, Khy

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-11-2001 08:28:00 PM
Bookmarked! Oh man...my stomach muscles are SO sore!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Positive Reinforcement
Pancake
posted 09-11-2001 09:03:00 PM
Arghh!!!! Why is it that stuff like this angers me!!! It shouldn't, but the mere fact that people like this exist bothers me. But a few were genuinely funny like the kid asking how to install a game.
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 09-11-2001 09:31:00 PM
Some humor? I think I've got a few good sites stored up from my months of lurking on various boards.

One good one is a collection of tabletop RPG one-liners. Some are great, some are just ok, some don't really make much sense, but there are a few diamonds in the rough. http://members.tripod.com/~maltesh/Humor/Oneline.html


Also, I want to post the thread where I found the link to this: it has some stories that top that entire collection : http://www.megatokyo.com/ubb/Forum6/HTML/000046.html (note: please don't post on that thread. It's very old, and long dead, no reason to rezz it.


And about the Tech support page Khyron posted, I loved the bit with the mute button and "Grog".

[ 09-11-2001: Message edited by: Chalesm ]

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-11-2001 11:56:00 PM
One last picture...

I hope this helps you all smile and at least start to feel better in the face of what's happened...

Sana-chan
Pancake
posted 09-12-2001 12:52:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...

Oh... my... gawd. I haven't laughed all day, this was great!! *grin*

"If you do that again I will pull your intestines out through your nose." --Warning to boyfriend
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-12-2001 01:31:00 PM
I bump this for it is TEH FUNNEYS!!!
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-12-2001 01:34:00 PM
Microsoft Cement!

good lord! *ROFL*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-12-2001 01:48:00 PM
quote:
"So this is the Sword of Immortality. What's it doing in a
crypt?"

That one's a classic!

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-12-2001 01:58:00 PM
yeah, dont you just love people that know SO MUCH about their computers, yet always mess something up?

My father doesnt know much about em either.

Well, my mom's internet connection had stopped working, and she blamed it on EQ (my little brother plays)

Well, it wasnt EQ, i knew that -- I didnt have any problem.

Note taht I had been over there and uninstalled or removed from setup all sorts ofp rograms they had starting up with their computer. Well, my father had reinstalled them numerous times.

I found the culprit. Webhancer agent or something. I uninstalled it, the net connection worked again.

but the whole time I was being told I was wrong.

Positive Reinforcement
Pancake
posted 09-12-2001 04:28:00 PM
Captain Blaines A. Jerque sees something deadly in the viewscreen :

"Full astern, helmsman"

Crunch!

"Next time ensign, put "rear" in big white letters on the screen
when it's looking backwards "

hahahahaha... rofl

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

Reyolen
Wanders too much for a custom title
posted 09-12-2001 04:37:00 PM
LOL!!! That cheered me up
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-12-2001 04:56:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
This is my job, in all its glory...

Heh, this reminds me of my former job as tech support for Nintendo. I got soooo many calls from people not being able to hook up their platforms, and even more from those unable to play Gameboy's due to there being no batteries.(plus, they had the game in backward)This must be a standard thing with any sort of electronic device.

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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