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Topic: And now: A look into the Aprocryphae - Simpsons Quotes
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-08-2001 02:32:00 PM
We all have favorite lines from the Simpsons. Be it Ralph Wiggum's "I bent my Wookie" to Kearny's son's plaintive "I sleep in a drawer," everyone can name quite a few of their personal favorites.

Oftimes, these selections are similar for many people, and we see certain patterns emerge as to where, when, why, and who says the quote.

Now, it is time explore the other half, as it were. Here we shall examine Simpsons quotes that, whilst incredibly funny, are delivered in the episode in such a way as to render them very transient in nature, as they don't stick in the viewer's mind as much as other quotes do. Nevertheless, any dedicated Simpsons viewer knows at least quote which is hilarious, but none of his compatriots seems to remember.

Here is your voice, people. Allow yourself to recall an hilarious quote from the Simpsons that you consider as often overlooked. I'll get the ball rolling.

This was from the Stampy The Elephant episode, when Homer was charging money for riding the elephant. Mr. Burns whilst on top of Stampy, was heard to remark the following:

"Wooooo, look at me, Smithers! This reminds me of the fat man I used to ride to work!"

Share your obscure quotes today!

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

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Beer.

Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 09-08-2001 02:42:00 PM
yes, space invaders was quite an addicting game

it was a game?


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Korvus
Pancake
posted 09-08-2001 03:03:00 PM
"Miss hoover, my worm went in my mouth then I ate it, can I have another?" "No ralph, just go to sleep on your desk while the other children are learning..." "Oh boy! Sleep! I'm a viking at that!"
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-08-2001 03:18:00 PM
"ya done good ralph. now you know what you must do. burn the house down,BURN THEM ALL" *ralph nods*

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Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 09-08-2001 03:23:00 PM
"Make like my ass, and split" - Comic Owner Person Guy
Jargum
Doughnut
posted 09-08-2001 03:27:00 PM
comic book guy talking to the doctor:

"What...happened?"
"You just had a cardiac episode"
"Worst..episode..ever"

Josef
Smooth Operator
posted 09-08-2001 03:36:00 PM
Ralph, immediately after being hurled into a bush by Bart:

"I like bushes! Because they're not prickly! Unless they have prickers. And this one did. Ow."

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-08-2001 03:39:00 PM
When will people realize ... democracy just isnt working!

-Homer J. Simpson

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 09-08-2001 07:23:00 PM
German dude, to Bart and Grandpa hugging: "Hey fun boys! Get a room!"
Comic Book Guy: "Best...Death...EVER!"
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-08-2001 07:26:00 PM
Mmmmmmm . . . pointy.

--Homer after eating the spikey Crusty-O

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 09-08-2001 07:28:00 PM
"Mmmmmm...open-faced club sand wedge..."
Homer
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 09-08-2001 07:44:00 PM
"I'm an Elk, a Mason, a Communist... I'm also president of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance for some reason ..."

-- Grandpa Abraham Simpson

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Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Kermitov
Pancake
posted 09-08-2001 08:15:00 PM
Bart: "So, what happened? Did you screw up like the Beatles and say you were bigger than Jesus?"

Homer: "Oh, all the time... it was the title of our second album"

Homer holds up an album cover parody of The Beatles' "Abbey Road" featuring the Be-Sharps walking on water.

Gork
Pancake
posted 09-08-2001 08:38:00 PM
"Can I come too?" -Anonomus Old Person at Old Folks Home.
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Gork
Pancake
posted 09-08-2001 08:39:00 PM
Oh yeah and the one thats been in my sig for a long time too.
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 09-08-2001 08:54:00 PM
'My son is NOT a thief! He may be a liar, a cheater, and a thief, but he is NOT a porn star!' -Grandpa Simpson.

Remember, everyone: If I misquoted that, it's really the fault of those voices of yours who are causing you to hallucinate hearing a moogle plush doll quote the Simpsons




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-08-2001 09:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ^Moogle-plush-doll^:
'My son is NOT a thief! He may be a liar, a cheater, and a thief, but he is NOT a porn star!' -Grandpa Simpson.

Remember, everyone: If I misquoted that, it's really the fault of those voices of yours who are causing you to hallucinate hearing a moogle plush doll quote the Simpsons



I think it was Homer that said that.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-08-2001 09:52:00 PM
Murdoc Halfshadow
Was once named Bob
posted 09-08-2001 10:01:00 PM
"Mmmm, forbidden doughnut..." - Homer
RP CHARACTER
Riversong
Pancake
posted 09-08-2001 10:28:00 PM
Homer (to the guy at the post office): I belive you have a package for me, my name's Mr. Burns.

Guy behind the counter: What's your first name Mr. Burns?

Homer: I don't know.

~*Riversong Averangel*~
56th level wandering bard on SolRo

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-08-2001 10:40:00 PM
D'oh! I meen, woowho!
Veni, vidi, vici
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-08-2001 11:38:00 PM
My most frequently used Simpsons quote is but a single word. Spoken by Bart when he stole Kent Brockman's danish to give it to Krusty.

"Yoink!"

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Skaw
posted 09-08-2001 11:42:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Riversong:
Homer (to the guy at the post office): I belive you have a package for me, my name's Mr. Burns.

Guy behind the counter: What's your first name Mr. Burns?

Homer: I don't know.


"Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I do believe you have a letter for me."

"Alright Mr. Burns, whats your first name?"

".... I don't know."


Anyway.


Ralph
"I ate all my caps. Ow!"
"My cats breath smells like catfood!"
"Hi Principal Skinner, Hi Supernintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding."

Mr. Burns
"Why, Smithers doesn't even know the meaning of the word gay!"

Too tired to remember others

Jaggedpine Mistwalker
Member #4!
posted 09-08-2001 11:46:00 PM
Bee Guy 1: To the Beemobile!
Bee Guy 2: You mean your Chevy?
Bee Guy 1: ...yes.
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 09-08-2001 11:54:00 PM
My fav is the episode where Homer accidentally puts psycadelic mushrooms on his pizzas, then you see Barney eating a pizza, and this little demon looking thing starts too come out of the floor. Then, he drinks a beer (Multiplication syndrom), and a pink elephant floats throught he window, crushing the demon. He says

"Thanks Pinky!"

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 09-09-2001 12:00:00 PM
Iron help us play
-ralph i think
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-09-2001 12:51:00 PM
"I need a soul. Any soul. Your soul." Bart
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Gork
Pancake
posted 09-09-2001 02:33:00 AM
Elithi... Its not a Pizza its the Hippie's Natural Drink (Tainted by their "Special crop" due to homer's stupidity) which Barney drinks. Thats when he starts having a bad trip.. so he guzzles some Beer and Pinky Busts in.
Another Unsolved Mystery is goin' down in history.
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-09-2001 07:29:00 AM
Ralph: "I bent my wookie."
____________
Teacher: "Okay, we need a name that has something to do with fun. Yes, Ralph?"
Ralph: "Fun?"
Teacher: "No, Ralph. And if you say 'fun' one more time you get an F."
____________
Homer: "Don't let Krusty's death get ya down, boy. People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. ......Well, g'night."
_____________
Mr. Burns: "Throw this pudding at Lenny."
Homer: "But Lenny's a war veteran! I can't do that!"
Mr. Burns: "Not even for... four dollars?"
*Homer throws the pudding*
Lenny: "Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"
*Mr. Burns pulls out another 4 dollars, laughing*
Mr. Burns: "Do it again!"
*Homer throws more pudding at Lenny*
Lenny: "Ow! AUGH! I'm outta here!"
Mr. Burns: *Laughing* "One more time!"
*Homer throws the pudding at Carl*
Carl: "Ow! Hey!"
Mr. Burns: "What are you doing, man? That's CARL!"
______________
Mr. Burns: "Why, what's this? Some sort of force-field around the salad?"
Homer: "That's just the sneezeguard. Just go under it. Then you can sneeze on stuff and get what you want."
_______________
Comic store guy: "What happened?"
Dr. Hiebert: "You had a cardiac episode."
Comic store guy: "Worst. Episode. Ever."
_______________
Comic store guy: "Best. Death. Ever."
_______________
"D'oh!"
_______________
That's about it for now.
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-09-2001 07:38:00 AM
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 09-09-2001 07:44:00 AM
Marge: Out of towners tax?
Apu: Yes, we have to charge you foreign devils more.
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 09-09-2001 10:07:00 AM
homer: "No beer or TV make homer go somethign something"

Marge: "Go crazy?"

Homer: "DONT MIND IF I DO! BWAAAA HAHHOLALAAHAOAHAOA"

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-09-2001 10:18:00 AM
"...Except for the contriversial film short 'Nazi superhumans are our superiors'"
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-09-2001 01:00:00 PM
During the episode where Sideshow Bob actually reforms and is paroled, but his brother Cecil plots to destroy Springfield.

Bart jumps on Cecil's back and puts his hands over Cecil's eyes.

Bart: Guess who?!

Cecil: Maris?

Sideshow Bob is voice-acted by "Frasier," and Cecil was voice-acted by his brother.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 09-09-2001 01:36:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by McRo:
Iron help us play
-ralph i think

More testicles means more iron.
-Lunchlady

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Mog
not really a mmembe rof tis boered
posted 09-09-2001 02:04:00 PM
my ear heards and my neck hurts, i have 2 owies

ralph, aftergetting an earing and etting it cought on his shirt


Regret calamities if you can thereby help the sufferer; if not, attend to your own work and allready the evil begins to be repaired
- Self Rreliance
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 09-09-2001 02:27:00 PM
"Some days, we dont let the line move at all. We call those Weekdays..." -- Marge's sisters at the DMV

I had to get my liscence renewed recently.. thats Soooooo true..

Homer, in 3-D world, looking at a pond with goldfish in it: "Mmmmm... Unprocessed fish sticks..."

Mr. Burns after netting together thousands of sodacan linking things: I call it the Omni-net! With it, We'll sweep the sea clean!"

I think thats all i can remember..

Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-09-2001 03:10:00 PM
Mr Burns: "That's strange. Usually the blood gets off on the second floor."

Willie: "If you get in trouble, you use that 'shin' of yours to call ole Willy and I'll come runnin'. But don't read my mind between 4 and 5, THAT'S WILLIE'S TIME."

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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