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Kanid
BANNED
posted 09-07-2001 04:59:00 PM
Okay, I found the test at http://www.thespark.com and my results are :

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.

Sounds about right...let's see what my dreams tell me...

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Lashanna
noob
posted 09-07-2001 05:02:00 PM
I forgot what most of mine was except for the numbers...

23 more people...

7 Males
16 Females...

Spark's tests has been cruel to me, so I don't trust those tests anymore.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 09-07-2001 05:11:00 PM
/agree Lashanna

me too

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 09-07-2001 05:22:00 PM
Oh what the hell, I'm up for some depression, lets see how dim my future is...


Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

1 person!

And you'll first have sex at age 22,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.


Woot, go me.

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-07-2001 05:36:00 PM
According the the Un-Telligence Test, I'm 81% Un-telligent.

Or, in their words, I kick ass.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 09-07-2001 05:49:00 PM
11 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 17,
in your lover's bed.

The info on your 11 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
10 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy.

... hrm...

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Bane
BANNED
posted 09-07-2001 05:59:00 PM
And you'll first have sex at age 18,
in the backseat of a car.

31% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.

grr and i'm part of that % too

cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-07-2001 06:06:00 PM
And you'll first have sex at age 16,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.


....lol. o.O

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-07-2001 06:06:00 PM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


2 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 17,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex

Veni, vidi, vici
Bane
BANNED
posted 09-07-2001 06:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kloie:

You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.




you must be into some kinky stuff

cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-07-2001 06:09:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Fennar:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


2 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 17,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex


BTW, that's me if you change the age to 18.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-07-2001 06:12:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bane:

you must be into some kinky stuff

Notice that that percentage is on almost everyone's results.

Then you'll die.

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 09-07-2001 06:20:00 PM
Same thing I got last time...
Sex with someone at 16 in a hotel room
1 female
0 male
I will love 1 of them
71% chance of dying during sex.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Bane
BANNED
posted 09-07-2001 06:32:00 PM
hrmm something is fishy
cout << "SCORE!";
Wily Kat to the Rescue!
m0x
Pancake
posted 09-07-2001 06:43:00 PM
Hum, I had something like that too.

Maybe we'll have all sex in the same hotel room and a bomb is going to explode, or something...

Kanid
BANNED
posted 09-07-2001 07:15:00 PM
Orgy?
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
Lashanna
noob
posted 09-07-2001 07:17:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kanid:
Orgy?

Hey, they had some good songs...

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 09-07-2001 07:20:00 PM
Room? No.

Hotel? Possibly. We could all be on the top floors and someone bombs it, or something.

But the tests are probably 100% wrong.

Considering I usually am pretty indifferent to most people and don't really care about a relationship, what are the odds that a year from now I'll be having sex with someone and in love with them? That's what I thought.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 09-07-2001 07:48:00 PM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


127 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 16,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 127 future sex partner(s):
127 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 56 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex


HOLY COW!!!!!!

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-07-2001 07:49:00 PM
O_o

My god, Kirby, you slut....

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 09-07-2001 08:19:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Elethi:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


127 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 16,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 127 future sex partner(s):
127 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 56 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex



HOLY SHIT!!!

Veni, vidi, vici
The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 09-07-2001 08:21:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Elethi:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


127 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 16,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 127 future sex partner(s):
127 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 56 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex


HOLY COW!!!!!!



MOTHER FUCKER!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 09-07-2001 08:56:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Elethi:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


127 people!


Do we have a new Trojan Man spokesman in the making here? ...

And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 09-07-2001 09:00:00 PM
He could just work at some *bad* profession, namely something involving booze. Or there's always the Hugh Hefner route.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 09-07-2001 09:04:00 PM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


2 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 19,
in a hotel room.


The info on your 2 future sex partner(s):
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex.

Wow... I only have a few months left that I'm still 19.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-07-2001 09:23:00 PM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


6 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 18,
in your own bed.


The info on your 6 future sex partner(s):
6 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Admit it; you like kinky sex toys.

... There's more motion in the ocean.

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-07-2001 10:07:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kloie:
O_o

My god, Kirby, you slut....


Actually this test is so pfft.

My total after being married was 218 in my life. 130 of which was after being married.

Um to be honest I havent slept with 80 some people... And I really don't see myself sleeping with a 130 more.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 09-07-2001 10:10:00 PM
I plead the fifth
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
Positive Reinforcement
Pancake
posted 09-07-2001 10:35:00 PM
well, I'll first have sex in a hotel room at the age of 21,

you will have sex with 4 people:
4 of them will be female
0 male
you will actually love 2 of them
it is very likely that you are an excellent lover

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness

"Well, he got the stop and drop part right"

Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 09-07-2001 10:43:00 PM
Jebus, I'm going to end up some sort of man-whore. Oh darn. Well, 127 people, lets see if any EC'ers can beat me. Thats crazy! How in the hell am I going to have sex with 127 people!? Geeez, I'm such a slut....
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 09-07-2001 11:36:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Faelynn LeAndris:
Actually this test is so pfft.

My total after being married was 218 in my life. 130 of which was after being married.

Um to be honest I havent slept with 80 some people... And I really don't see myself sleeping with a 130 more.


Maybe you sleeps3xx0rz?

Kinda like sleep walking, but you s3xx0r people instead of walking around.

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-07-2001 11:52:00 PM
Well, I took a different test...

those inmates."

The results are in! You are


42% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.


Based on the 4,298,060 test takers so far:
you're sluttier than 42% of the world.
you're cleaner than 55% of the world.

So is this good, or bad? *wonders*

BTW, the sex est said I'd have sex with 9 people, so I can't be THAT slutty, can I? *wonders some more*

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 09-07-2001 11:53:00 PM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with


6 people!

Including the 2 you've already had sex with,
that makes 4 new lovers!


The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
4 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
It is very likely that you're a passionate kisser.

Rrrrrriiiiiiiight......

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Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-08-2001 12:06:00 PM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

16 people!

The info on your 16 future sex partner(s):
16 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 10 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy

*goes and figures out how elthi got 127 people*

Steven Steve
posted 09-08-2001 12:45:00 PM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

4 people!

And you'll first have sex at age 19,
in a hotel room.

The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):
4 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
It is very likely that you are an excellent lover.

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 09-08-2001 01:31:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ?:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

16 people!

The info on your 16 future sex partner(s):
16 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 10 of them!
You have an untapped source of sexual energy

*goes and figures out how elthi got 127 people*


If you pay close attention its an elimination series, It looks like a basic radomizer.


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
Mod
Pancake
posted 09-08-2001 04:03:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Bane:
And you'll first have sex at age 18,
in the backseat of a car.

31% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.

grr and i'm part of that % too



Yes, but 41% of ALL people are Virgins, meaning:
Trekkies > *

Oh yes, it told me I'd sleep with 4 more women, 3 of whom I'll love. And some thing about beeing to idealistic.

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 09-08-2001 05:24:00 AM
I've taken that test before and I've mainly got the same results as everyone else. 1 male, loose virginity in a hotel room.... yada yada yada. I find that test a POS.
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-08-2001 06:24:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Elethi:
Jebus, I'm going to end up some sort of man-whore. Oh darn. Well, 127 people, lets see if any EC'ers can beat me. Thats crazy! How in the hell am I going to have sex with 127 people!? Geeez, I'm such a slut....

*grin* how? become a porn star!

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 09-08-2001 06:37:00 AM
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

18 people!

Including the 8 you've already had sex with,
that makes 10 new lovers!

The info on your 10 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
10 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 17% chance of dying during sex.


In the immortal words of Opie and Anthony...

oookay teriffic!

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
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