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Topic: If I had 100,000 dollars....
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-07-2001 03:20:00 PM
I'd set half away for college, then buy myself a brand new truck. I'm thinking a Dodge Dakota 4x4, the one with the V8. That leaves me about 27,000...

I think I'd buy all you guys some punch and pie.

OK, that leaves about 10,000. I think I'd give half to Drysart so that I could say whatever the hell I wanted on the board.

And invest the remaining 5K in something frivolous.

So, what would YOU do with your $100,000?

Humor Disclaimer - your board, your rules, I know, Drys. I'd give you the cash so you can afford some more bandwidth.

[ 09-07-2001: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

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Beer.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 09-07-2001 03:23:00 PM
I'd buy a monkey and enough to feed him for a few years, then donate the rest to cancer research.
Razor
posted 09-07-2001 03:24:00 PM
let's see
start renovating my house
buy a computer that canhandle OC-48 cable
Games and food
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
Kermitov
Pancake
posted 09-07-2001 03:25:00 PM
Pay off my credit cards and my fiance's loans and if there was any left I'd buy a slurpee

actually after the slurpee we'd probably have 75 grand left which I'd put in a savings account and pay for college out of that. Any left goes toward buying a house after college or toward retirement

Kanid
BANNED
posted 09-07-2001 03:35:00 PM
Pay off my house, invest the rest for the kids college money.
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
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Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 09-07-2001 03:44:00 PM
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.

-Carl.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 09-07-2001 04:02:00 PM
Pay off the rest of my college tuition so my parents can send me more spending money . Also pay for business school, or get an apartment set up, get a job, and then go to business school, a million would give me a lot more to do.
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
m0x
Pancake
posted 09-07-2001 04:13:00 PM
I'd take 80k and place it somewhere to make more money out of it, and pay my college with the money I make out of it (If I do 5% it means 4000$ per years, more than enough, where I live at least)

For the 20 000$ I'd take 10 000$ and go with my friends and buy pretty much what we want, and I'd keep the rest as pocket money (Meaning: Consoles, Games, DVDs, Books, computer parts, etc.)

Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 09-07-2001 04:27:00 PM
ID BUY MORE MONEY!
Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
Wyndi
Pancake
posted 09-07-2001 06:23:00 PM
$100,000 would just about pay off my house and all my credit debt. After that I wouldn't have any more of that money, but wouldn't have that $1000 per month house note either.l
Wyndi
Taxi
(not my first or highest toon,just my current favorite)
Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 09-07-2001 06:41:00 PM
*ponders* I'd buy my motorcycle, buy my latest needed computer devices (a sweet Lappy, a sweet PDA, Gamecube, Xbox) and put the rest away in a CD account to get the ph4t intr35t. w3rd.
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 09-07-2001 07:15:00 PM
Rent a house, send all the ECers to Toronto, get really drunk, enjoy self.
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 09-07-2001 07:24:00 PM
Move to Texas.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-08-2001 09:12:00 AM
pay off bills. downpayment on house, roll about 1/2 of it into high interest CD, money making accounts..invest. you know the drill.
go back to school and do something with my life.

THEN have fun
-KD

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
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