You know how to play! Or should...
*police break in*
Hey no I *CRUNCH* OH GOD *KRACK**CRUNCH**PUMMEL* Please, not *AAAARRGGHHHH* THERE! I ASKED NICELY *wham*
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
The game show where three constipated contestants fight to "go" first!
Ferrel!
This really doesn't work out too well unless you're REALLY doing it.
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Originally posted by Pvednes Phoenixfeather:
Changing Sexes! The show where we get twelve volenteers to undergo permanent sexual reassignment surgery!
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!
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Originally posted by Karnaj:
Welcome to "Name That Virus" where we infect contestants with a terrible illness, and they have to guess their disease based on their symptoms, or receive no treatment!
Sounds very much like "Beat the Reaper" from the old National Lampoon Radio Hour.
Whine for Money!!!!"
Yes, you get to whine and moan and scream about something, and win TONS of fabulous prizes!!! Bonus cash if you start intense arguments!
You fill in the blank... you dirty minded people you are.
That's right, whoever can keep their windows 95 or 98 machine running the longe>crash<
Whooops, and there goes contestant number one, out of the running!
REASSEMBLE....
THAT....
ROADKILL!
Contestants will constantly try to outflame the others, leading to a general decrease in IQ and maturity! There's no points, because there's no prizes! Who cares about those damn points anyway? Our generous contestants do this not for profit, but simply for the satisfaction of hearing their own voice!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
"The contestants have to identify their dark elf, by their blue butt!."
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Originally posted by Lenlalron:
Weclome to......Whine for Money!!!!"
Yes, you get to whine and moan and scream about something, and win TONS of fabulous prizes!!! Bonus cash if you start intense arguments!
Boy, Maradon would be the returning champion until the show gets cancelled ;p
j/k Maradon, I know people who argue worse than you.
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Originally posted by Doomjudge:
Welcome to Who Wants to be A Millionare?
I was going to post on this thread until I saw that post. There is no way anyone is going to top that, so the thread should just end here.
