what has four legs and barks like a dog?
a table
a slice of cheese
a dog
a cow
[ 09-04-2001: Message edited by: Kloie ]
The dog? Or is it the table
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
The CHEESE!
okay next one!
what type of fish is known for swimming upstream?
blowfish
salmon
swordfish
tuna
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
Originally posted by Bloodsage:
BTW, how does cheese have four legs and bark like a dog?
it just does!
quote:
Originally posted by Bloodsage:
BTW, how does cheese have four legs and bark like a dog?
It happens when you leave it hidden behind jars and stuff in your fridge for enough years.
"Bartender! I'll have what she's having--and make it a double!"
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Yeah, that's it. 
okay!!
what are the bottom two chambers of the heart?
i don't know, stupid head!!!
ventricles
ziplock baggies
delidgamond
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
i have to think of the next one.
Not those cheap twist tie kind, have to have the power of ziplock.
what is wrong with that stupid bitch on who wants to be a millionaire?
you tell me, SHE'S the one that used all 3 lifelines on one question
she's a stupid bitch!! IT'S B YOU STUPID BITCH!!! B!!!
OH MY GOD SHE'S FINALLY GONE!!!! YES!!!
YOU WASTED 30 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I WANT IT BACK
quote:
Originally posted by Bloodsage:
BTW, how does cheese have four legs and bark like a dog?
I thinkupo I know!
A table doesn't bark in the same way a dog does. A dog, by definition, doesn't bark like a dog. A cow doesn't bark. Therefore, by process of elimination, we have: A slice of cheese!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
quote:
Originally posted by Kloie:
okay!!what is wrong with that stupid bitch on who wants to be a millionaire?
you tell me, SHE'S the one that used all 3 lifelines on one question
she's a stupid bitch!! IT'S B YOU STUPID BITCH!!! B!!!
OH MY GOD SHE'S FINALLY GONE!!!! YES!!!
YOU WASTED 30 MINUTES OF MY LIFE I WANT IT BACK
All of the aboveupo!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Thank you and good night.
what do you put in a vending machine to get stuff from it?
your forehead
your foot
your fist
money
quote:
Originally posted by Kloie:
what do you put in a vending machine to get stuff from it?
*inanimately thinkupos that's the kind of question that invites gratuitious perverted snickering*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
quote:
Originally posted by ^Moogle-plush-doll^:
*inanimately thinkupos that's the kind of question that invites gratuitious perverted snickering*
*un-inanimately thinks that moogle plush doll should HUSH!!!!*
[ 09-04-2001: Message edited by: mog ]
(kidding of course!) 
