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Domodon
Pancake
posted 08-31-2001 11:19:00 PM
After arguing and yelling at my high school counselor, finally got the schedule I that's even somewhat good.

0 period: Current Life Issues. Sex Ed at 7am. Wheee, this is gonna be fun.

1st period: Physiology P. Very vital for the line of work i want to be in.

2nd period: Spanish 4 HP. Not quite sure how the heck I got in here, as I didn't get recommened by my spanish 3 teacher, but oh well. The girls are cute.

3rd period: English 3 P. Walked into the class and saw my two best friends in there. Last time we had a class together was freshman english and we went through 4 teacers.

4th period: US History P. Required, and I have a few friends in there.

5th period: Pre-Calculus P. Insane, seems like he's always drunk teacher. Promising.

6th period: Small Circle Jujitsu. 2nd year taking this course, and I'm the only returning student in my period. Plus, Sensei says that I'm going to get enough hours in massage to get my certification this semester, plus probably gain at least a belt level in Small Circle and Judo.

Life is good...

No! Not the Crotch! Please not the Crotch!
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-31-2001 11:23:00 PM
they teach sex ed in high school? Thought that was like...5th grade....
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Domodon
Pancake
posted 08-31-2001 11:25:00 PM
More like the football coach telling us why we shouldn't smoke pot or go to raves or have sex or other blah blah blah.
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Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-31-2001 11:25:00 PM
Class day for me right now...hopefully to be changed

Calculus (37 mins)
English (37 mins)
Spare (37 mins)
Physics (37 mins)
Lunch (35 mins)
Human Body (Physical Health shit) (72 mins)
Spare (37mins)
Algebra with THEE math teacher in the school(37 mins)

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Mattimeo
Was once a member
posted 08-31-2001 11:25:00 PM
Premarital hanky panky is bad, mmmkay?
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-31-2001 11:27:00 PM
We had drivers ed and sex ed in the same period. We were taught safe sex was locking the doors.

(I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT JOKE, NO MATTER HOW UNFUNNY IT IS!)

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Domodon
Pancake
posted 08-31-2001 11:31:00 PM
Guide to Safe Sex:
Safe Sex

[ 08-31-2001: Message edited by: Domodon ]

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Steven Steve
posted 08-31-2001 11:41:00 PM
Actually sex ed goes like this:

5th grade: Here is teh wang and teh hu-hu
6th grade: Here are teh testes, vas deferens, uterus, and ovaries
7th grade: Calm down and learn about each other before u hump
High school: Teh wang goes here

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 09-01-2001 01:10:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Mattimeo:
Premarital hanky panky is bad, mmmkay?

I disagree. Entirely. Suit yourself, though.

[Disclaimer: Yes I know, I am inviting flames. Don't bother.]

[ 09-01-2001: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

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Kloie
tunactsunamooon
posted 09-01-2001 08:57:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Fazumzen Fastfist:
Actually sex ed goes like this:

5th grade: Here is teh wang and teh hu-hu
6th grade: Here are teh testes, vas deferens, uterus, and ovaries
7th grade: Calm down and learn about each other before u hump
High school: Teh wang goes here

LOL!

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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 09-01-2001 09:03:00 AM
the good old days :/
anyone wanna switch with me? id LOVE and kill to be back in school :/ you can take care of my kids pay bills and the other ever day things i have to do :P
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