--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
I'd take a trip to Vegas 
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I'd buy tickets for all the people I like for a vacation in Toronto. WORTH IT, trust me
I'de go to Vegas too, and I gues I'de save most of it. 
(1 million, at the 'average' rate of 6% per year nets out about 5k per month. More than I'm making now actually.)
Whaddya think? Uber?
buys Peachis an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu (or a Bloodsage )
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
I'd put it into a savings account and live for the rest of my life.(1 million, at the 'average' rate of 6% per year nets out about 5k per month.
More than I'm making now actually.)
what he said.
But if I got a million dollars.... first thing I'd do is pay off all of my debts. Then I'd move right now to Michigan. Then I'd buy an uber car. Then I'd upgrade Kelveron's and my computers. Then we'd go somewhere totally cool.
And the other $900,000+ (well, okay, I'd probably only get about $500,000 after the US government got done with its extortion, so it would be more like $400,000+ left over now) would get split between an IRA, CD's, and investments. I guess with some stuck aside in a trust fund for the children I'd eventually have.
Katjya Sylvertongue
Tarissa Treerunner
Buy a house in city of my choice
Get better computers
Buy new cars
Go to art school
[ 08-31-2001: Message edited by: Vorago ]
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Originally posted by Katjya:
I'd like to know where these guys are getting a 6% return on a savings account!!!!
6% anual rate.... Hell, my checking account is like 1.5% anual interest if I keep over 1500 in there for a month.
Sar...
Actually, INVEST it all and live off the returns
Fal [ 08-31-2001: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]
id buy a human pet
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:WHY ARE GREEN DRESSES CRUEL???!!! ALL MY FEMALE FRIENDS SAY THEY ARE AND I MUST KNOW WHY!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Peachis:
Buys Bloodsage a green dress... but not a real green dress that's cruel
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
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Originally posted by Katjya:
I'd like to know where these guys are getting a 6% return on a savings account!!!!But if I got a million dollars.... first thing I'd do is pay off all of my debts. Then I'd move right now to Michigan. Then I'd buy an uber car. Then I'd upgrade Kelveron's and my computers. Then we'd go somewhere totally cool.
And the other $900,000+ (well, okay, I'd probably only get about $500,000 after the US government got done with its extortion, so it would be more like $400,000+ left over now) would get split between an IRA, CD's, and investments. I guess with some stuck aside in a trust fund for the children I'd eventually have.
Thats typical Texas rates. I use Wingspan and have a high return on just my checking account. Savings accounts range from 5% to 7.5% around here.
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Originally posted by Kilauea:
I'd declare financial ummm... (can't think of the word offhand, help me out here!) and get my ass out of the military so I could be a stay home mom
Independence? Security?
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Originally posted by Bloodsage:
I'd buy you a monkey--
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents apiece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift-horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
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Originally posted by Kekvit Irae:
I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents apiece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift-horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.
I have that whole story, it's freaking hilarious. Every time i read it i can't stop laughing. I would also buy a house first off, put aside money for bills for said house, then dump it into one of the many many high Intrest gaining CDs around here.
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Originally posted by Drysart:
Subscribing to evercrest.com better be on everybody's list of stuff to do if they had a million dollars!!
If I had another million dollars, I would buy Peachis and Drysart, then put them in a cage in my secluded manor in england where Mort may also store his furry vixins as long as they don't look at my pets funny.
I would be an evil mastermind and never see another person outside of my large manor.
If you think I'm not serious, you don't know me well enough.
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Independence? Security?
Nah, the military has some wacked out "official" word, but I can't for the life of me think of what it is... does start with an 's' though. My first supervisor at the shop where I'm at now managed to inherit 3 million, so he was only there a month after I got there.
Lucky bastard 
First edit - Oh yeah, and add that one of the FIRST things I'd do is buy plane tickets to California so I could visit my Peachis and Drysart
Second edit - and then I'd MOVE there [ 08-31-2001: Message edited by: Kilauea ]
That way, the local morons could drink themselves to death. Yah, I would be broke again, but it would be worth it to not have to put up with idiots every day.
I can't stand idiots. Maybe that's because I have to work with them? 
Mostly joking, if you can't guess. [ 09-01-2001: Message edited by: ChibiDragon ]
2. make my own MMORPG
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Originally posted by Dr. Vorbis:
...then put them in a cage in my secluded manor in england
*cheers*
where in England? *cough, cough* Stratford, Stratford
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Originally posted by leckie:
*cheers*where in England? *cough, cough* Stratford, Stratford
find the most rural place so that I isolate myself in my own little corner of the world. Much like before the crusades.
