The funniest I've heard is still:
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
But your quote was funny. 
An old Japanese proverb says that if you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he will be hit by a nuclear submarine (I know its old)
[ 08-30-2001: Message edited by: mog ]
quote:
Originally posted by Ruvyen Warblade:
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
Used to be my in my sig.
[ 08-30-2001: Message edited by: Elethi ]
Found a new fave. Check my sig. The one about being last on earth.
I don't know who said that...
