"I can read your thoughts...do you want to bend over and reload?"
"Evil shouldn't look this good!"
"I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now."
"You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!"
"Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days!"
"Yes dear..."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.-Benjamin Franklin"
"To save time, let's assume I know everything."
"Don't knock on Death's door...ring the bell and run, he hates that!"
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day. If you give a man a fishing rod, he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."
"XXL Cojones"
"Your proctologist called, they found your head."
"You better buy me a couple more beers, you're still ugly."
"Don't annoy the crazy person!"
That's all I can remember for now, the rest are mostly sight gags to go along with the quotes.
Never seen anything to top that one. And I should know: my sense of humor is legendary.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
"Poke me and die!" (With a pic of the pilsbury doughboy below)
"Sarcasm. One of the many services we offer."
"FUGITIVE (you never saw me)"
"Next mood swing: 6 minutes"
Mean people suck.
Nice people lick.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
quote:
Originally posted by Bloodsage:
The best T-shirt in history, IMNSHO, showed little monsters, labeled "centims" running from a big monster called a "centim-eater." On the back, a group of centims with spears was dancing around the prostrate beast, labeled a "dyne centim-eater." It was saying "Erg."Never seen anything to top that one. And I should know: my sense of humor is legendary.
I don't get it. I thought I did, but it wasn't really funny so I must have been wrong.
An erg is a dyne-centimeter. It's a unit of power. The pun is really bad, but the cartoon centims were funny.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
