-KaLourin no longer has control of his actions. His mullet has tapped into his brain and now controls his body! Sources claim that MulletMan has been seen wandering around mumbling and muttering phrases like "We are the mullet," and "KaLourin doesn't live here anymore."
-Lashanna's recent obsession with the Wheel of Time came after an odd mix-up spawned by licking toads while looking at a clock in a tire shop. Needless to say, Lashanna's toad supply has been cut off.
-On the outside, Delidgamond appears like your everyday jokester. However, in his secret life, his nights are filled with crying himself to sleep and binging on chocolates.
-Cadga recently became a muppet! However, he was soon kicked out for hitting on Miss Piggy.
-After a bizarre incident involving bad clams and butter, Peachis now believes that she is a messenger of Fwok Fwok, God of Gastropods. She was recently involved in a terrible fistfight after trying to convert someone. Apparently, her cries of "I will Fwok you!" were sorely misunderstood.
-Pesco has been ill in bed for the past few days with a cold. What he doesn't know is that his best friend Toktuk has infected him with a rare Boola Boola bacteria that will cause gratuitous pooping, farting, and eventual death. Currently, Toktuk is taking bets on how long it will take for Pesco to find out that what he just dropped in the toilet isn't last night's dinner.
-The reason Synjari has been so depressed lately is because KaLourin, while AUIM (Acting Under the Influence of Mullet), placed the lobster of despair in her sock drawer.
-Drysart was once a member of a jazz band, "The Moody (_|_)". He had been kicked out, however, when caught making out with the band's mascot.
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Originally posted by Mr. Parcelan:
-In the past on EC, we have had sixteen different people with pixie characters register. Why is it that Solstyce is our only pixie, then? The answer: she KILLS them! How does she stay perpetually young and pixie-like? The answer is too horrible for you to contemplate...
*grins impishly*
Oh, I don't think you want to continue with that thought, nope, no you don't...
*grins wide, showing sharp teeth*
quote:
-KaLourin no longer has control of his actions. His mullet has tapped into his brain and now controls his body! Sources claim that MulletMan has been seen wandering around mumbling and muttering phrases like "We are the mullet," and "KaLourin doesn't live here anymore."
Ok, thats damn funny. "We are the mullet." HAHAHA. 
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Parcelan:
-Drysart was once a member of a jazz band, "The Moody (_|_)". He had been kicked out, however, when caught making out with the band's mascot.
She started it!
quote:
Originally posted by Drysart:
She started it!
and you made sure to continue it?
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Originally posted by Mr. Parcelan:
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-KaLourin no longer has control of his actions. His mullet has tapped into his brain and now controls his body! Sources claim that MulletMan has been seen wandering around mumbling and muttering phrases like "We are the mullet," and "KaLourin doesn't live here anymore."[/QB]
We are the mullet. Your existance as you know it is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness into our own. Your hairstyle will adapt to serve as us. Resistance...is futile.
-MM
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Parcelan:
-KaLourin no longer has control of his actions. His mullet has tapped into his brain and now controls his body! Sources claim that MulletMan has been seen wandering around mumbling and muttering phrases like "We are the mullet," and "KaLourin doesn't live here anymore."-On the outside, Delidgamond appears like your everyday jokester. However, in his secret life, his nights are filled with crying himself to sleep and binging on chocolates.
-After a bizarre incident involving bad clams and butter, Peachis now believes that she is a messenger of Fwok Fwok, God of Gastropods. She was recently involved in a terrible fistfight after trying to convert someone. Apparently, her cries of "I will Fwok you!" were sorely misunderstood.
BWahahahahah!! [ 08-25-2001: Message edited by: Faelynn LeAndris ]
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
-Mr.Parcelan was cought eating the former Parcelan, saying that prairie dogs suck, he was also caught eating several hamsters and beating others with a sign that said "Gerbils are l33t, hamsters sux0rs."
Many believe that this may be the reason that Mr.Parcelan has gotten so much weight.
(Lets see if this gets the chubby little gerbil's attention.)
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Originally posted by Dr. Vorbis:
and you made sure to continue it?
Wouldn't you?
quote:
Originally posted by Drysart:
Wouldn't you?
Most triumphant, my excellant friend.
Katjya Sylvertongue
Tarissa Treerunner
