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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 09:42:00 AM
Illanae smiles, her face radiating innocence.

"I am not one for hazing newcomers to the board, but I felt you needed a special welcome."

Illanae takes Justaris by the hand, drags him to her bedroom, and shuts the door behind them. Sounds of "SMAK" and "SLAP" and moaning can be heard from behind the door. Then silence, followed by Illanae giggling.

The door cracks open, Illanae sidles out, saying over her shoulder, "Welcome to EverCrest Justaris, I am so happy to see you."

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Razor
posted 08-23-2001 09:45:00 AM
WElcome to the madness.....
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 08-23-2001 09:46:00 AM
I wish I got a greeting like THAT! O_o
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Razor
posted 08-23-2001 09:47:00 AM
Don't we all sometimes.
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-23-2001 09:48:00 AM
*now wishes he was newbie*
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Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 08-23-2001 10:21:00 AM
Emerges from the room, looking dazed, confused, and befuddled

What...just happened to me?

I think I liked it.

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Talonus
Loner
posted 08-23-2001 10:21:00 AM
*ponders*
Hi, my name is Talonus. I'm a newbie.
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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-23-2001 10:26:00 AM
I'M NEW!!!
I'M NEW!!!
I'M NEW!!!
I'M NEW!!!

Welcome Me Nae!!!!!!!

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very important poster
a sweet title
posted 08-23-2001 10:36:00 AM
hey
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-23-2001 11:02:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Justaris:
Emerges from the room, looking dazed, confused, and befuddled

What...just happened to me?

I think I liked it.

Much like the teachings of the oracle in The Matrix. "What happened in that room, is for you and you alone to know."

-KD

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Vomax
Pancake
posted 08-23-2001 11:04:00 AM
Is jealous

-"Why do you have a huge spoon?"
-"I'm just lucky, I guess"
---
My very non-uber monk
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Do not taunt the happy fun ball.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-23-2001 11:28:00 AM
um, nae? I think i might just be a n00b, if THATS what n00bs get from ya.
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Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 08-23-2001 01:51:00 PM
Whoa! I was new firstest, before Pesco! You have to welcome me next!
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-23-2001 03:50:00 PM
I am not a n00b.
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Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 08-23-2001 04:00:00 PM
/e thinks Ruyven is either a chicken or really smart with that whole reverse psychology thing.
Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-23-2001 04:03:00 PM
<sniffle>

The only welcome I ever got was Drysart going, 'Heeeeeeeey Snoota!'

YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO ME!!

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 04:44:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Snoota:
<sniffle>

The only welcome I ever got was Drysart going, 'Heeeeeeeey Snoota!'

YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO ME!!


Shut up.

You took me out of your sig, so you can now bite me. After I made you the best damn sig pic ever even!

Illanae stomps off crying!

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Katjya
Kelveron's Kitten
posted 08-23-2001 04:48:00 PM
What sig pic?

/e thinks she missed something somewhere.

Katjya Sylvertongue
Young Shadowknight and Proud Owner of her own (_|_)
Tarissa Treerunner
Mid-life Crisis Druid of House Avendur
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 04:57:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Katjya:
What sig pic?

/e thinks she missed something somewhere.

I made him that pic he is using...this one


but his signature said "Illanae roxors yo!" and now it says "Solstyce roxors yo!"

Illanae cries more

[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Illanae ]

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-23-2001 05:00:00 PM
Lies!
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-23-2001 05:02:00 PM
And didn't Kanid whine about you taking him out of yours..

..and you told him to shut up because you were never in his?

DRIVE THRU KK PLZ THX

(EDIT: I read that post after I posted and it made no sense at all..)

[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Snoota ]

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 05:02:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Snoota:
Lies!

I roxored FIRST!


Illanae sobs!

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-23-2001 05:10:00 PM
*whistles innocently*
Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-23-2001 05:12:00 PM
Solstyce does r0x0r though... what's the problem?
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-23-2001 05:13:00 PM
I was in Snootas sig for all of like... 3 minutes.

sniffles

He's just so wishywashy...

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 05:14:00 PM
TCHA!
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-23-2001 05:14:00 PM
Nice Sig Nae


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 05:15:00 PM
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-23-2001 05:15:00 PM
GRR.

DO NOT AROUSE THE WRATH OF THE PIXIES. We are tiny and like to take things.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-23-2001 05:15:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Peachis:
I was in Snootas sig for all of like... 3 minutes.

sniffles

He's just so wishywashy...

That's because you stopped talking to me!

(And I'm not a meanieface! =/ I lubs j00 Nae!@$#!@*!&@$*@!#!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Drysart
Pancake
posted 08-23-2001 05:16:00 PM
LOL
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-23-2001 05:17:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Snoota:
That's because you stopped talking to me!

(And I'm not a meanieface! =/ I lubs j00 Nae!@$#!@*!&@$*@!#!!!!!!!!!!!)

YOU ARE SO A MEANIFACE!

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-23-2001 05:18:00 PM
Never!

*stamps "Not a Meanieface" on Snoota*

HA!

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-23-2001 05:18:00 PM
THANKS A LOT NAE! I'M IN TROUBLE FOR LAUGHING AT YOUR PICTURE!

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-23-2001 05:19:00 PM
You're ALL meanifaces.


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 05:23:00 PM
Snoota = Meanieface!
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-23-2001 05:24:00 PM
:**(
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-23-2001 05:25:00 PM
... RAWR!

*buzzes high into the air and pelts Nae with apples*

MEANIE!

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 08-23-2001 05:26:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
... RAWR!

*buzzes high into the air and pelts Nae with apples*

MEANIE!

Illanae watches as the apples ding off of her armor.

"tcha"

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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-23-2001 05:26:00 PM
<hides behind Solstyce!>
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