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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 01:18:00 PM
We have two platters here, one piled high with fresh delicious cookies, and one piled high with concentrated cyanide disguised as fresh delicious cookies. Take the Challenge!

<spins the platters around one another and plops them back down on the ground, placing an A and B label down before them>

If you guess which is the real cookie after partaking of both, the winner gets another cookie free!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Skaw
posted 08-21-2001 01:19:00 PM
Can I have the left over cyanide?!
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 01:20:00 PM
Sure! Have a cookie too! <reaches down randomly and hands a cookie to Skaw>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Skaw
posted 08-21-2001 01:22:00 PM
Bites into and spits it out!

This isn't Cyanide!!!

Pounces Katrinity and takes her Cyanide!

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 08-21-2001 01:23:00 PM
*pulls out his Big-Ass coin(trademark, all rights reserved), and flips it* Hmmm...ok then...I take...B!
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 01:23:00 PM
<giggles> No! Mine! <pokes Skaw and hands him the bag of left over cyanide not placed in cookies> You can have the dregs!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Skaw
posted 08-21-2001 01:25:00 PM
WEEEEE!

Runs away with the bag to poison a certain country that will remain nameless' water supply!

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Maradon!
posted 08-21-2001 01:31:00 PM
*Eats a cookie*

*Dies slowly and painfully*

Well, looks like that was the cyanide!

*Walks off whistling a tune*

[ 08-21-2001: Message edited by: Maradon? ]

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-21-2001 01:31:00 PM
*A large, well-muscled Ogre takes a random platter, eats all the cookies on it in one mouthful, and promptly dies.*

*A small Dwarf with a longsword and patchwork armor looks at the Ogre's corpse and chuckles.*

Khazmon says, "Hehe, stupid Ogres."

*Khazmon steals three actual cookies and runs!*

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 01:33:00 PM
Hey, where did all my Label A cookies go???!!!

<resets the platters and mixes them up again>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 08-21-2001 01:34:00 PM
Gee, I'm glad my Coin chose B...
"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-21-2001 01:34:00 PM
*Sees the ogre and Maradon die, grabs a cookie from the other tray, and walks off munching happily on cookie*
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 01:43:00 PM
Ooh, adding to the Winner's Prizes, is a glass of milk...cause I know you're going to need it afterward
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2001 01:43:00 PM
I'd take a cookie, *looks at dead bodies* um, maybe.

But, I don't like cookies that well.

What, it's true, I don't. Sure once in awhile they are good, but not all the time.

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-21-2001 01:44:00 PM
*The large Ogre gets up and chuckles.*

Hehe... Stoopid dorfs.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 01:44:00 PM
*dramatic gasp* Blasphemer! Cookies are the one true faith of the faithful! All hail cookies!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 08-21-2001 01:45:00 PM
|takes a cookie from pile B and walks off happily chomping
..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-21-2001 01:50:00 PM
<--- is a cookie blasphemer

Though I have heard that some cookies have unique healing powers.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-21-2001 01:50:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Katrinity:
*dramatic gasp* Blasphemer! Cookies are the one true faith of the faithful! All hail cookies!

Bah, Cookies hold no power over... NACHOS.

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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-21-2001 02:27:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Skaw:
WEEEEE!

Runs away with the bag to poison a certain country that will remain nameless' water supply!

I know you mean France. We ALL know you mean France. Just face up to it.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-21-2001 02:30:00 PM
You see, this is why I prefer muffins.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-21-2001 02:30:00 PM
He means Canada.

*Uses radar to get Skaw's location, then sends the Attack Moose (plural) after him*

Mind you, moose bites are pretty nasty...
50 super happy fun points if you know where the line came from.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-21-2001 02:32:00 PM
I'll have both, thanks.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-21-2001 02:35:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ruvyen Warblade:
He means Canada.

*Uses radar to get Skaw's location, then sends the Attack Moose (plural) after him*

Mind you, moose bites are pretty nasty...
50 super happy fun points if you know where the line came from.

Opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Peter
Pancake
posted 08-21-2001 02:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Katrinity:
Ooh, adding to the Winner's Prizes, is a glass of milk...cause I know you're going to need it afterward

Of course the milk will most likely be laced with arsenic

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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-21-2001 02:48:00 PM
*tries for a cookie, gets a brownie, eats whatever it is*

... whoa. That is NOT cyanide.

I think I see the Vision(tm). Everything is beautiful!

Whoa, dude, anyone got any more brownies? I think I have the munchies...

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-21-2001 02:50:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Prince Zephyr:
Opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Congratulations!
You have been awarded
50
Super happy fun points!

[ 08-21-2001: Message edited by: Ruvyen Warblade ]

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The Last Strider
I will die alone
posted 08-21-2001 04:10:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
*tries for a cookie, gets a brownie, eats whatever it is*

... whoa. That is NOT cyanide.

I think I see the Vision(tm). Everything is beautiful!

Whoa, dude, anyone got any more brownies? I think I have the munchies...

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car, dude?

"We have listened to you speak since the dawn of time, and we have learned to imatoot you exarktly."-The Simpsons

Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.

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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-21-2001 04:31:00 PM
Kat, you have a fetish with cookies.


On a more serious note:

My sister got bit by a moose once.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-21-2001 04:45:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Black Mage:
My sister got bit by a moose once.

Let me guess... She was trying to carve her initials into the moose, and it turned around and bit her.

That about right?

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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 08-21-2001 04:47:00 PM
We would just like to tell you that Ruvyen, Black Mage, and Prince Zephyr have been sacked.

We now return to the crazyness.

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 08-21-2001 04:51:00 PM
*Takes a cookie from the platter marked "B" and eats it, waiting to see what happens.*
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Kanid
BANNED
posted 08-21-2001 05:00:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
*tries for a cookie, gets a brownie, eats whatever it is*

... whoa. That is NOT cyanide.

I think I see the Vision(tm). Everything is beautiful!

Whoa, dude, anyone got any more brownies? I think I have the munchies...

Those aren't brownies, those are SCOOBY SNACKS! SHARE!!!!

"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-21-2001 05:15:00 PM
they are?!

MINE!!

*flies off with them*

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-21-2001 05:20:00 PM
Takes advantage of Solstyce while she's trippy!
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 08-21-2001 05:22:00 PM
Takes advantage of Snoota while he's taking advantage of Sol!


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-21-2001 05:36:00 PM
*looks through both piles off cookies*

Hey Kat, have any of those big sugar cookies with the pink frosting and sprinkles?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 06:49:00 PM
Sure! <hands JooJoo a big sugar cookie with pink frosting and sprinkles and laced with Happy weed>
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 08-21-2001 06:57:00 PM
Mortious hands Kat a furry cookie. Yes, a cookie with fur

I made it myself, I'll spare you the details.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-21-2001 07:03:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
Mortious hands Kat a furry cookie. Yes, a cookie with fur

I made it myself, I'll spare you the details.

Umm..thanks Mort

<tickles the shadowknight>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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