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Topic: MONKEYS UNITE!
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-16-2001 10:55:00 PM
Yay!

Cadga, we rule!


--This has been a random act of Monkeys, which is what the big "M" on the box of many video games stands for. Remember, there's nothing wrong with monkeys!

[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: Densetsu the pet MONKey ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2001 10:58:00 PM
Monkies

Pros
-Adorable
-Make cool sounds
-"Monkey" is a cool word

Cons
-Fling poop
-Fling poop at you
-Fling poop at your neighbor
-Fling poop at the T.V.
-Lice, ticks, and mites
-Wants to eat your lice, ticks, and mites
-Hairy
-Smelly
-There was a bad, bad band named after them

You lose.

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-16-2001 10:59:00 PM
Er...well...I'm the FIRST half of it, anyway!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Cadga
Quite Insane
posted 08-16-2001 11:01:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:

-Wants to eat your lice, ticks, and mites

thats a con?
fine keep your parasites

[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: Cadga the Confused Monkey ]

Professional Sinner/Heretic
My mindless dribble
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-16-2001 11:02:00 PM
They make good company. The lice bring the beer, the ticks bring the pizza, and the mites bring the hooters.

Parasite Par-Tay.

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-16-2001 11:08:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Parcelan:
Monkies

Cons
-Fling poop at your neighbor
-There was a bad, bad band named after them.

The first one is not a con really.
The second is a bald-faced lie.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-16-2001 11:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Cadga the Confused Monkey:
thats a con?
fine keep your parasites

I'll save all my bugs for you Cadga..

smooches the monkey

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Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 08-16-2001 11:59:00 PM
The Monkees rule!
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
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Black Wombat
Pancake
posted 08-17-2001 01:29:00 AM
Hmmm... I agree with the other demi-sane rodent-like creature on this one. There are three main reasons that monkeys are bad... They fling poop, fling poop, and fling poop. This main be only one reason, but it was major enough that I thought it should be mentioned thrice.
This world needs singing hampsters. This is a idea who's time has come.
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Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 08-17-2001 01:44:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Black Wombat:
Hmmm... I agree with the other demi-sane rodent-like creature on this one. There are three main reasons that monkeys are bad... They fling poop, fling poop, and fling poop. This main be only one reason, but it was major enough that I thought it should be mentioned thrice.

I beg to differ:

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
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Black Wombat
Pancake
posted 08-17-2001 02:41:00 AM
She, oviously, isn't thinking of the long-term ramafactions of letting ehr child see poop-throwing in computer games. He might grow up to be a presidental ad comapign manager!
This world needs singing hampsters. This is a idea who's time has come.
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Kanid
BANNED
posted 08-17-2001 09:54:00 AM
The Monkeys rule! Daydream Believer was the number one song the week I was born, and Smashmouth's version of I'm a Believer just 0wz0rz j00!!!
"Unlike adults, children have little need to deceive themselves." - Goethe
Happiness is subjective, subject yourself to it whenever possible.
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore
Wise men still seek Him.
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