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Aaron (the good one)

posted 08-16-2001 08:54:00 PM

Do you hold your fart in? Or let it rip for everyone to enjoy!?

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Maradon!

posted 08-16-2001 08:55:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Delidgamond:
Do you hold your fart in? Or let it rip for everyone to enjoy!?

Better to let it out and feel the shame, than to hold it in and feel the pain.

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Aaron (the good one)

posted 08-16-2001 08:55:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Maradon?:
Better to let it out and feel the shame, than to hold it in and feel the pain.

OMG that is awesome!

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JooJooFlop

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posted 08-16-2001 08:59:00 PM

I'll often stealth fart in public situations. That was no one can trace the smell to me.

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Il Buono

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posted 08-16-2001 09:03:00 PM

I let 'er rip, unless in company I care about. (which is no one right now)

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Ezvien

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posted 08-16-2001 09:51:00 PM

I once farted really loud in a library.. my god it was embarrassing.

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Cadga

Quite Insane

posted 08-16-2001 10:30:00 PM

i fart and im proud of it

im a disgusting pig though

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Black Wombat

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posted 08-16-2001 10:33:00 PM

I once saw a tombstone that said 'Always let your air be free, elst this is were you'll be'. Granted, it was in a cartoon, but there's a lesson there.

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Steven Steve

posted 08-16-2001 11:14:00 PM

I only fart around people I know.

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Lalamile

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posted 08-16-2001 11:17:00 PM

Let'er RIP!

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Vomax

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posted 08-17-2001 08:03:00 AM

There was a kid at school who would lean his chair back before he farted, so he could achieve better sound and stench dispersion. He was one f00ked up dude.

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