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Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-14-2001 01:03:00 PM
.... from the snack machine with cupcakes.

Discuss

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-14-2001 01:08:00 PM
I only get cupcakes when the machine is out of Devil Dogs or FunnyBones


-KD

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 08-14-2001 01:09:00 PM
I like the orange cupcakes.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Vomax
Pancake
posted 08-14-2001 01:13:00 PM
This reminds me of the Simpson's when the family became friends with the gay store clerk, and Homer became paranoid about his influence on them. Marge put all the cupcakes on the big tray and Homer watched in horror as Bart chose a pink, poofy one over one of the more heterosexual(to him anyway) black ones. Great episode
-"Why do you have a huge spoon?"
-"I'm just lucky, I guess"
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My very non-uber monk
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Do not taunt the happy fun ball.
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-14-2001 01:15:00 PM
The snack-machine here only has cheap Hostess-knockoffs... edible, but not the Real Thing.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-14-2001 01:18:00 PM
Iordered lunch from Jason's Deli.... yummy stuff, but they always send a pickle and a bag of chips which I never eat.... Pickel in the trash.... bag of chips in the hold for later snakage.... sandwich... In Muh Belly!!
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2001 01:21:00 PM
I bought a Whatchamacallit from the snack machine today for 65 cents.

It was stale.

I was upset.

I knocked the snack machine out of the 40th floor window and crushed a police cruiser. edit: the police were not in the cruiser and this is no slight against the police

Discuss.

[ 08-14-2001: Message edited by: Bajah ]

Vomax
Pancake
posted 08-14-2001 01:22:00 PM
You don't throw pickles away! That's like kicking a small homeless dog into oncoming traffic! Pickles are sacred.
-"Why do you have a huge spoon?"
-"I'm just lucky, I guess"
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My very non-uber monk
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Do not taunt the happy fun ball.
Draknar
Pancake
posted 08-14-2001 01:23:00 PM
Cub cakes..... yum.... serches all the cabinits in the house crud...... *picks up the phone and calls his mom* Hey mom can you stop by McDonalds and pick me up a #1 with a coke (oopse should've asked for a Dr. Pepper o well i'm not feeling to well today)... there now i wont feel so bad for forgetting to tell mom to stop at the store
The fiery griffin.....
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-14-2001 01:25:00 PM
The snack machines at work (I'm home sick today) often rip people off. The stuff becomes stuck, and you can't get it out.

One of the people got mad at it one day, and tried kicking it a bit to shake it loose.

He missed the part he was aiming for, and kicked the glass instead. He was wearing steel toed boots. Needless to say, he got his food, but it cost him alot more then he expected...

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-14-2001 01:28:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Vomax:
You don't throw pickles away! That's like kicking a small homeless dog into oncoming traffic! Pickles are sacred.

What kind of veggie worshipping nutcase are you? I'll eat an un-pickled pickle, but pickled pickles suck.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2001 01:31:00 PM
Have you ever had a dream where you're standing on a pyramid in sort of sungod robes and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mightion Defensor
posted 08-14-2001 01:32:00 PM
An unpickled-pickle is a cucumber.... isn't it?
Vomax
Pancake
posted 08-14-2001 01:34:00 PM
Veggies = unless they are canned. Canned veggies =
-"Why do you have a huge spoon?"
-"I'm just lucky, I guess"
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My very non-uber monk
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Do not taunt the happy fun ball.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-14-2001 01:35:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bajah:
Have you ever had a dream where you're standing on a pyramid in sort of sungod robes and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

No. How very.... phallic... of you to mention it though.....


And yes, an Unpickled Pickle is a cucumber. Great when pealed, sliced and served with ranch dressing and a light sprinkle of salt.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2001 01:36:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
No. How very.... phallic... of you to mention it though.....

If you don't recognize the quote, then you have never seen Real Genius with Val Kilmer and are therefore a lower person in my eyes

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-14-2001 01:38:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bajah:
If you don't recognize the quote, then you have never seen Real Genius with Val Kilmer and are therefore a lower person in my eyes

Nope. Never saw it. Or if I did I don't remember it. never was that impressed with Val anyway....

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-14-2001 01:38:00 PM
I spent my lunch hour running errands because I work 16 hours a day.

*wants a cupcake*

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2001 01:38:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
Nope. Never saw it. Or if I did I don't remember it. never was that impressed with Val anyway....

This movie was the KING of one liners and memorable quotes. Val Kilmer or not, you MUST SEE THIS MOVIE.

Josef
Smooth Operator
posted 08-14-2001 01:46:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bajah:
Have you ever had a dream where you're standing on a pyramid in sort of sungod robes and thousands of naked women are screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only one that has that dream?

*golf claps for a fine reference*

AND BAJAH? STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF.

Bajah: "... It -is- Jesus!"

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 08-14-2001 01:48:00 PM
Josef...

I love you.


C'mere and gimme some lovin!

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 08-14-2001 01:53:00 PM
Um. Ok. I'll make an attempt to locate and view next time I rent movies (which I do once every 3 to 5 months at this point. )
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 08-14-2001 02:05:00 PM
'Hey, look, he's got his name on his license plate.'

'Yeah, my mom does that with my underwear.'

'Your mom puts license plates in your underwear?'

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 08-14-2001 03:28:00 PM
Cupcakes = :/

Cookies =

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 08-14-2001 03:33:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Pesco:
.... from the snack machine with cupcakes.

Discuss



Are you going to give me one?

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-14-2001 04:01:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bajah:
Josef...

I love you.


C'mere and gimme some lovin!


*Files Bajah's post under 'M' ..for Toy*

-KD

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 08-14-2001 04:27:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Bajah:
This movie was the KING of one liners and memorable quotes. Val Kilmer or not, you MUST SEE THIS MOVIE.

I have to agree with Bajah on this. Great movie!

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-14-2001 04:48:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by KaLourin DthBlayde:
*Files Bajah's post under 'M' ..for Toy*

-KD

Actually, it's:

Chris: You didn't straighten up the place, did you?

Mitch: No.

Chris: Good, because all my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example was under "H" for toy.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 08-14-2001 05:34:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Peachis:
Actually, it's:

Chris: You didn't straighten up the place, did you?

Mitch: No.

Chris: Good, because all my filth is in alphabetical order. This for example was under "H" for toy.


it's the thought that counts! Thanks for the correction Peachis,I havent seen the movie in years. I actually just went out to BlockBuster to rent it for a few

-KD

[ 08-14-2001: Message edited by: KaLourin DthBlayde ]

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 08-14-2001 05:38:00 PM
It's the best movie.. maybe ever....
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 08-14-2001 05:40:00 PM
Our school has put a ban on vending machines and carbonated sodas. For what? They will not say.

I swear, Chaparral is growing more and more like the Third Reich every day.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 08-14-2001 05:56:00 PM
My old school: WE WANT COFFEE MACHINES.

Teachers: NO. *hides all the coffee machines in teh Teacher's Lounge*

My new school...

School Board: OK, we'll GIVE you a Coke machine, OK?

Students: No thank you, we don't want the corporate presence.

School board: OK, Coke machine, and an ice cream machine, OK?

Students: GET OUT OF HERE YOU MONEY-LOVING CORPORATE PIMP!

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 08-14-2001 08:16:00 PM
30+ replies?

Man... we are bored

Aaron (the good one)
posted 08-14-2001 08:17:00 PM
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