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Topic: If somehow all the EC females became Magical Girls...
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 04-13-2005 11:20:56 PM
Which one do you think will be the best?

Kennatsu fucked around with this message on 04-13-2005 at 11:21 PM.

nem-x
posted 04-13-2005 11:21:33 PM
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-13-2005 11:23:05 PM
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-13-2005 11:24:06 PM
quote:
Kennatsu had this to say about Tron:
Which one do you think will be the best?

Nicole.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 11:26:38 PM
quote:
nem-x thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
christ
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-13-2005 11:27:52 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Snugglits said:
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I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-13-2005 11:30:27 PM
quote:
<JooJooFlop> Ah, sausage.
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Alek
Not The Rapist
posted 04-13-2005 11:44:02 PM
Fal
"Love wisdom, and she will make you great. Embrace her, and she will bring you honour. She will be your crowning glory."
-Proverbs 4:8-9
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-13-2005 11:45:59 PM
Wait, what?
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-13-2005 11:52:57 PM
quote:
When you think about it, Big Bird is a chocobo furry. Oh yeah, and here's some crap from Palador ChibiDragon.
Nicole.

Either this is that code that shows your name, or I'm very worried.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-13-2005 11:55:57 PM
quote:
Nicole put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
Either this is that code that shows your name, or I'm very worried.

You're very worried.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 04-14-2005 12:02:49 AM


I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-14-2005 12:23:17 AM
quote:
Oh... oh god. Oh god, Karnaj. Oh... oh god, you're so good at this. Oh! Oh yes! YES! YES! YESSSSS! Oh! Ohh...
You're very worried.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 04-14-2005 12:26:00 AM
Hrmm. Either Ares or Amber or Monica. Or all three!
Maradon!
posted 04-14-2005 12:26:50 AM
Azymyth
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 04-14-2005 12:31:15 AM
quote:
Nicole had this to say about John Romero:
Either this is that code that shows your name, or I'm very worried.

Nah. I just figure you would be the first one to figure out:

1) How to correctly use the powers.

2) How to get rid of the awful outfit that's sure to come with the powers, replacing it with an outfit of your own choosing.

3) What kind of outfit works with the powers, so that you don't look like a total spaz.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ares
posted 04-14-2005 12:35:29 AM
quote:
Aury had this to say about pies:
Hrmm. Either Ares or Amber or Monica. Or all three!

Where is Amber?

Ares
posted 04-14-2005 12:36:12 AM
Oh, and my answer..

Katrinity. She'd have magical cookies of goodness.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-14-2005 12:44:02 AM
quote:
Ares had this to say about pies:
Oh, and my answer..

Katrinity. She'd have magical cookies of goodness.


I'd probably be one of the villians first..who turns to good after being shown the wrongness of my ways!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 12:47:32 AM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I'd probably be one of the villians first..who turns to good after being shown the wrongness of my ways!

On Next Week's Episode: Evil Cookie Goddess Katrinity Learns That Cookies Are A "Sometimes Food!"

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 04-14-2005 12:48:42 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Katrinity wrote:
I'd probably be one of the villians first..who turns to good after being shown the wrongness of my ways!

I want to see a magical girl show where the bad guys convert the magical girls to their way of thinking and take over the universe.

Sailor Moon, the Crusher of Worlds.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Demos
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 12:52:20 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
On Next Week's Episode: Evil Cookie Goddess Katrinity Learns That Cookies Are A "Sometimes Food!"

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Ryuujin
posted 04-14-2005 12:53:22 AM

Ryuujin fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 12:54 AM.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 01:00:14 AM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Azymyth

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 04-14-2005 01:30:01 AM
WTF is a Magical Girl?


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 04-14-2005 01:31:52 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Robocop:
WTF is a Magical Girl?

Sailor Moon, Princess TuTu, Saint Tail, Cardcaptor Sakura...

Wikipedia's Definition

Mr. Gainsborough fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 01:33 AM.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 04-14-2005 01:31:57 AM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
WTF is a Magical Girl?

Sailor Moon and the like. Girls in colorful outfits with lots of sparkles and shit.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-14-2005 01:56:44 AM
Ares tied with Katrinity. In a chocolate bath wrestle. Um, no, not naked...how dare you ask!
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-14-2005 01:59:23 AM
I take 'weird questions' for 500, Alex.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-14-2005 02:03:55 AM
But the real answer to that question is, of course, LeMiere.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 04-14-2005 04:09:59 AM
quote:
Riiiiiiiiiiiide ze Palador ChibiDragon?
Nah. I just figure you would be the first one to figure out:

1) How to correctly use the powers.

2) How to get rid of the awful outfit that's sure to come with the powers, replacing it with an outfit of your own choosing.

3) What kind of outfit works with the powers, so that you don't look like a total spaz.


Well, if I have to do a little dance (sidenote: ) and yell out the name of my power before I get to use it, I'd be boned half the time anyway. So mostly I'd use it, plus outfit, for kids shows or something.

The evil people on the show generally get the coolest outfits anyway, so if mine is... erm, over 300% of my daily alottment of frills, I'd join them temporarily so I get black leather or something. And maybe evil powers. Can't go wrong with evil powers. Maybe something with a shorter damn name.

Besides, I'd wanna figure out how to get out of, like, the obligatory fanservice short skirt as soon as possible. No one needs or wants to see that.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-14-2005 04:21:30 AM
*shudders* I feel dirty just looking in this thread now... *goes and takes a long shower*
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 04-14-2005 06:58:04 AM
Katrinity would be the top heroine, followed closely by Ares (perhaps with a dynamic akin to magical girl sisters). Nicole would be the main villain, with an equally revealing outfit, except in black instead of pastels. LeMiere would be the long-haired male that shows up every few episodes.
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Malbi
posted 04-14-2005 10:59:59 AM
well if you look at the trends of anime, it should be the youngest most naive girl who gets bad grades in school but has a pure heart so... or it could be Mortious?
I Didnt ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies, the Balloon Doggies demanded it!
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 04-14-2005 11:12:22 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Malbi:
most naive girl who gets bad grades in school

So...Jania? I mean, she married a PIRATE, and frankly Jan's always been brawn and wisdom, not Intelligence.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-14-2005 11:19:22 AM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael obviously shouldn't have said:
So...Jania? I mean, she married a PIRATE, and frankly Jan's always been brawn and wisdom, not Intelligence.

Naive denotes little wisdom and whatever Intelligence you want.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 04-14-2005 12:45:22 PM
I can't believe none of you fools have picked Lazzay! She practically already is a magical girl anyway!
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-14-2005 12:52:42 PM
Can't believe they think Kat would be a magical girl... she'd be that sickening cute little animal that's a "pet" of a magical girl that will, when needed turnin into a "goddess" and save the day.

Trillee fucked around with this message on 04-14-2005 at 12:53 PM.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 04-14-2005 12:56:01 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Trillee wrote:
Can't believe they think Kat would be a magical girl... she'd be that sickening cute little animal that's a "pet" of a magical girl that will, when needed turnin into a "goddess" and save the day.

Squeee! ^.^

<pounces into Trillee's arms and makes little chibi noises>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-14-2005 12:58:13 PM
*sighs and gives the chibi thing a cookie*
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