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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 12:09:18 AM
Please.

Commas are a great tool in writing. They can make something easier to understand and can help to break up a long sentence.

If they are used improperly, however, they just keep someone from reading something. A comma in a sentence tells you to pause.

I will give two examples. One will have proper use and one will not.

Example 1: This sentence has, an improperly used comma.

Example 2: This sentence properly uses commas, periods and capitalization.

There are many guides on the internet that teach you how to use commas. I will find some links and post them here too.

Please stop abusing commas, though. It makes posts incredibly difficult to read. Don't use a comma if you aren't sure if it is appropriate or not. It is better to underuse commas than to overuse them.

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 12:11 AM.

Delphi Aegis
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posted 04-10-2005 12:10:51 AM
Why Falallalalala, I have absoulutely no idea, what, it is, you mean!
Gadani
U
posted 04-10-2005 12:11:21 AM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Tron:
Example 2: This sentence properly uses commas, periods and capitalization.

Isn't that supposed to be "This sentence properly uses commas, periods, and capitalization.", or have I been taught wrong?

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 12:13:33 AM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Isn't that supposed to be "This sentence properly uses commas, periods, and capitalization.", or have I been taught wrong?

It depends on the style you go by. The form that I posted is considered to be the correct form. The other can be used but is generally considered incorrect. There are a few cases where it is necessary, however, and those can be found at this link:


http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 12:15 AM.

nem-x
posted 04-10-2005 12:14:01 AM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about Tron:
Isn't that supposed to be "This sentence properly uses commas, periods, and capitalization.", or have I been taught wrong?

People say it's unnecessary. BUT I USE IT ANYWAYS >:(

Ares
posted 04-10-2005 12:18:21 AM
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 04-10-2005 12:24:36 AM
I'll, use, commas, anyways, I, wanna.

Trillee fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 12:25 AM.

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posted 04-10-2005 01:40:31 AM
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Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 04-10-2005 01:42:47 AM
Whoa, someone makes a post about commas and then everyone else responds by blatantly abusing commas?

GEE WHIZ THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED HERE BEFORE NOR IS IT TOTALLY PREDICTABLE WHOAMANDUDE

i kid...but really...




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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-10-2005 01:54:52 AM
quote:
Verily, the chocolate bunny rabits doth run and play while Falaanla Marr gently hums:
It depends on the style you go by. The form that I posted is considered to be the correct form. The other can be used but is generally considered incorrect. There are a few cases where it is necessary, however, and those can be found at this link:


http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm


You must be an evil journalism type, then. That optional comma before the "and" in a series is never incorrect. It's more correct with the extra comma, as a matter of fact.

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 02:10:53 AM
quote:
Bloodsage was naked while typing this:
You must be an evil journalism type, then. That optional comma before the "and" in a series is never incorrect. It's more correct with the extra comma, as a matter of fact.

We aren't evil. We're just misunderstood.

I've spoken with English professors on the subject and have been told it was incorrect. Guess they were feeding me bad information there.

That doesn't make the point that I made any less important. Commas are still way overused around these parts

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-10-2005 02:25:24 AM
I'm reminded of a board I used to frequent that had a resident troll who would use commas instead of periods in his elipses. Used to drive us up the wall.

"um,,,r u ok?!!1!111!"

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
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Suddar
posted 04-10-2005 12:41:17 PM
I really hate it when people substitute a comma for more powerful punctuation. We all do it sometimes, but some people do it treat it like a religion.

The comma is not a period. The comma is not a semi-colon. It is a comma, god dammit.

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 04-10-2005 12:58:30 PM
While we are on the subject of complaining about such things, I would like to add the following: Drop the E before adding -ING.
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 01:09:23 PM
quote:
Suddar attempted to be funny by writing:
I really hate it when people substitute a comma for more powerful punctuation. We all do it sometimes, but some people do it treat it like a religion.

The comma is not a period. The comma is not a semi-colon. It is a comma, god dammit.


Yeah. If you need something less powerful than a period but more power than a comma, there is one underused choice. You can use a dash.

A dash (typed in word as --) can be used to create emphasis on one portion of a sentence where a comma wouldn't be as powerful as you'd like.

Example:
That orc didn't just kill the human -- he obliterated him!

It is a fun punctuation mark, but it must be used sparingly.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-10-2005 04:57:53 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about (_|_):
It is a fun punctuation mark, but it must be used sparingly.

It's like the anal sex of punctuation.

Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-10-2005 05:06:50 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
We aren't evil. We're just misunderstood.

I've spoken with English professors on the subject and have been told it was incorrect. Guess they were feeding me bad information there.

That doesn't make the point that I made any less important. Commas are still way overused around these parts


The way I understand it, the proper way USED to be to have a comma before the 'and', and now it's more correct not to have one, but neither way is incorrect.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 04-10-2005 05:08:29 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Suddar wrote:
I really hate it when people substitute a comma for more powerful punctuation. We all do it sometimes, but some people do it treat it like a religion.

The comma is not a period. The comma is not a semi-colon. It is a comma, god dammit.


I think I overuse semicolons, personally. I know they're outdated, but I can't help it! I love semicolons!

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 04-10-2005 05:08:43 PM
quote:
Kait had this to say about the Spice Girls:
The way I understand it, the proper way USED to be to have a comma before the 'and', and now it's more correct not to have one, but neither way is incorrect.

Bloodsage is going to come and post how you're wrong in a very angry sounding manner.

Suddar
posted 04-10-2005 05:58:29 PM
quote:
Kait Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I think I overuse semicolons, personally. I know they're outdated, but I can't help it! I love semicolons!

How could a semicolon be outdated? They're a vital part of everyday punctuation!

People just don't know how to use them.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 06:03:38 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Robocop:
How could a semicolon be outdated? They're a vital part of everyday punctuation!

People just don't know how to use them.


And that's why they're becoming outdated. I know that I don't properly use them myself so I avoid using them. They're very difficult to use properly.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-10-2005 06:08:38 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about dark elf butts:
And that's why they're becoming outdated. I know that I don't properly use them myself so I avoid using them. They're very difficult to use properly.

They aren't really that hard to use; they're rather handy.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 04-10-2005 06:19:31 PM
ummm,,, guys, wut r we so caring 4,,, itz not liek gramr iz 'portant herr NEwayz,
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Suddar
posted 04-10-2005 06:24:06 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr had this to say about Duck Tales:
And that's why they're becoming outdated. I know that I don't properly use them myself so I avoid using them. They're very difficult to use properly.

They're not really THAT difficult to use. Really. If a comma is too weak, but a period or colon is too strong, it's usually a good idea to use a semicolon. I'm bad at explaining and I suck at giving examples, but you get the idea.

Also, whenever an item in a series contains a comma, you seperate the items of the series with a semicolon. Again, I'm bad at explaining. But to make the point: when saying "I need milk, cheese, and eggs," it's perfectly okay to use a comma. But then, if you elaborate or otherwise use a comma in the series, you bust out the semicolon: "I need milk, for the cereal; cheese, for my sandwich; and eggs, for my breakfast."

Again, I suck at this and I threw that sentence together pretty fast, but that's the general idea I guess?

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-10-2005 06:30:44 PM
Well, Suddar would be right if those commas were appropriate (but they aren't ). Instead you might find it appropriate for something like "My computer has two processors with a 2.5GHz clock speed, 1MB of cache, and a SOI design; a motherboard with onboard sound, 2 1-gigabit ethernet ports, and a 4 PCI-E slots; and 4 74GB raptors in Raid 01.

The easiest use of semicolons is just to join two sentences without 'and' or 'but'. It's definitely not very hard at all unless your native language is not English.

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Suddar
posted 04-10-2005 06:33:01 PM
quote:
Snugglits attempted to be funny by writing:
Well, Suddar would be right if those commas were appropriate (but they aren't :().

It was the first thing I could think of, asshole. I was just making a point. :~(

(you're not really an asshole <3u)

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-10-2005 06:40:35 PM
quote:
Suddar spewed forth this undeniable truth:
It was the first thing I could think of, asshole. I was just making a point.

(you're not really an asshole u)


It's funny how poorly received I was when I tried to teach the idiots of this board how to punctuate, but when Falaanla does it...

Not that I care anymore, though. I've given up and just joined the idiots.

suddar what r u doin tomorro wanna play sum ddr??

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-10-2005 06:42:39 PM
The English language was cobbled together by drunken Europeans who thought certain sounds sounded good together.

Type how you want to type as long as it's readable.

Suddar
posted 04-10-2005 06:47:02 PM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Tron:
It's funny how poorly received I was when I tried to teach the idiots of this board how to punctuate, but when Falaanla does it...

Not that I care anymore, though. I've given up and just joined the idiots.

suddar what r u doin tomorro wanna play sum ddr??


Well, this thread is all about the English language anyway, and Falaanla brought it up. We're not exactly saying "lol u cant type LOSER!:%??"

Sure I'll play DDR. If you're ready to lose.

Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 07:44:48 PM
Yeah, any posts are welcome, I'm not saying anyone is an idiot for not typing properly or something as noone is perfect. I have a hard time with semicolons. Others have a hard time with commas. This way, everyone learns something new. It just depends on how you bring the subject up.

I, personally, still will try to avoid semicolons. While they can be handy, I prefer the dash.

But yes, the one with separating items in a series that are a part of a series is a good use. That's about the only time I will use them.

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 07:46 PM.

nem-x
posted 04-10-2005 07:45:55 PM
This thread uses way too many commas.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-10-2005 07:51:05 PM
Semicolons rock. It's a good way to express afterthoughts. I like to think of it as saying something under your breath.

"Suddar hadn't been well these days; no one could rightly prove that his testicles had fallen off, but no one denied it, either."

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-10-2005 07:54:45 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr obviously shouldn't have said:
Yeah, any posts are welcome, I'm not saying anyone is an idiot for not typing properly or something as noone is perfect. I have a hard time with semicolons. Others have a hard time with commas. This way, everyone learns something new. It just depends on how you bring the subject up.

I, personally, still will try to avoid semicolons. While they can be handy, I prefer the dash.

But yes, the one with separating items in a series that are a part of a series is a good use. That's about the only time I will use them.


I consider the dash to be unprofessional. I don't care what the style books say about it. It seems like a cheater's way out of using correct punctuation and to me it only really feels appropriate for informal writing.

Not that you're unprofessional or anything.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 07:59:52 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Snugglits was all like:
I consider the dash to be unprofessional. I don't care what the style books say about it. It seems like a cheater's way out of using correct punctuation and to me it only really feels appropriate for informal writing.

Not that you're unprofessional or anything.


I wouldn't use it in academic writing. Otherwise, it is a completely acceptable form of punctuation -- even if you don't like it.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-10-2005 08:06:27 PM
quote:
Verily, Falaanla Marr doth proclaim:
I wouldn't use it in academic writing. Otherwise, it is a completely acceptable form of punctuation -- even if you don't like it.

Heh, in that case, adding punctuation broke up the flow of your sentence. Isn't that what you were asking people not to do in your first post?

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 08:15:46 PM
quote:
Snugglits had this to say about Pirotess:
Heh, in that case, adding punctuation broke up the flow of your sentence. Isn't that what you were asking people not to do in your first post?

A comma would have been necessary there. I chose to add emphasis, however, so I used the dash.

Luv u Waisz.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 04-10-2005 08:27:08 PM
In that case, let me tell you about this girl I saw. I think it requires emphasis.

She was, hot! I mean, really, really -- hot!

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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 04-10-2005 08:35:27 PM
quote:
Snugglits spewed forth this undeniable truth:
In that case, let me tell you about this girl I saw. I think it requires emphasis.

She was, hot! I mean, really, really -- hot!


The dash doesn't work there. The dash can't just be randomly thrown into a sentence. It can, however, replace a comma or semicolon when they aren't quite enough.

Let me rephrase what I said. The dash adds emphasis when it is properly used. The dash, when used improperly, just makes you look like a fool.

Falaanla Marr fucked around with this message on 04-10-2005 at 08:36 PM.

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 04-10-2005 08:41:17 PM
Semi-colons take up less room on disk then a full colon
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-10-2005 08:42:47 PM
quote:
How.... Falaanla Marr.... uughhhhhh:
I wouldn't use it in academic writing. Otherwise, it is a completely acceptable form of punctuation -- even if you don't like it.

Don't you do em dashes straight up against the words on either side, like with ellipses?

Em dashes look funny--they remind me of grilled cucumbers.

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