(or was it Kevin Spacey? Whatever)
Anyway, in this thread: link moon pies and the Congo as directly as possible.
Go.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
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-OR-
Moon pies are little pies, right? What else goes with pies? CLOWNS. And you find clowns at the circus, with monkeys and GORILLAS! And gorillas come from... the Congo.
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Moon pies, who likes pies? Drysart. And he also likes Dark Elves, and Dark Elves live underground and are evil. Mole people live underground and are evil, how is this connected to the Congo? The largest outbreak of mole people was just near the Congo back in the fall of 1972(When several college students and their prof. on a trip found and destroyed a whole cell of mole people who had been ravaging the countryside despite the army's best efforts) , which is where the secret entrance to their underground lairs is.
Yeah Jargum fucked around with this message on 10-01-2004 at 10:31 PM.
iet waes a VAERY DANGEROUES TREAK!!11i haed too navigaets the horriefiyign beveals aedn bowealrys of the FOOED COURAET befoear i coueld fiend the passaegea too my palanes!!!1oence we wear UEP IN the AIER LIAK a dinosaeur i begaen too studaey the maney maps left behiend by the fabaeled archeaologiest HENDRICK VOEN WERBERUGER!!1 buet i haev the KEEN SEANTS soo i haed noo needs foer a map!!1aend my haends wer messy so i uesd it aes a napkien becaeus the compaenies aer too cheape too provied napekins foer the fooed!!!11 IET SI A LUNAER CONSPIARECY!!1
aes sooen as i staepped oeff the plaen i knew SOEMTHIGEN WAS AMASSSIGNE!!11 the naetives glaered aet me wieth the horrieabel glient of soemoen who haes ingeasted oen too maney MOOEN PIAES!!!1i haeds too deriaeve the secreate froem them befoaer it waes TOO LAET too get baeck in tiem foer the dinosuaer moevie on tv!!11
i stoearmed intoo the suparmaekeat liak the TRUE HEAREON i aem aedn shashayaed intoo the grietty baecks of the supaermaekt!!11sooen i discovaeraed the horribael trueth aftaer throwiegn a guaerd out the windowe:; mooen pies waer maed ouet of leaves aedn not moonlieght as previaously recorarded EARLIEAR IN the STOERYE!!11yuo caen beat yuor wief i waes ouet of thear in a secoaend, sliem jihme!!11 buet the devioues locaels ateampeted too stoep me by throewign their hueg beareds from the mooen pie consumpaetion at me!!11 luckaeily i aem a MASTAER AT SKIPPEIGN the ROEE aedn so i felle dowen on the grouend
iet seaemead too be the eand untiel the mooen pies begaen too WOERK THEIR MOEON MAEGIC!!11the leaves in the mooen pies wear vaery voraceious aedn turned the stomaechs oef all the peopeal intoo a wieldeialy twiested knoet of twiesteadness!!1 i waes abael too escaep by comaendeerign the aeirplaen aftaer the piloet fell ouet of the plaen!!11 iet waes a vaery tremeandoues adventuaer, aedn too thsi daey forwareds, i alwayes eate my greeans!!1unles they aer leaves becaeuse i knowe iet si a traep!!11A DEVIOUE TRAEP!!!!!1111 okaey taht si the edn
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about Tron:
I so win.
Distant second.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
Then...well...Kagrama.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
The creepy thing is, I made this thread because of a discussion in English class.Then...well...Kagrama.
...is about to receive a million dollars? Or perhaps a trophy?
