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Topic: Delphi's Drunk post!
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 01:01:28 AM
Yeah, so I recently turned 21. Oddly enough, I can type perfectly well. Chalk it up to good training, or whatever. My fingers feel numb a little bit though. And my head keeps moving.. for the sensation of moving. It's freaky.

Anyway, 1/3 bottle of stoli (with a cranberry juice chaser.. yes, I'm a pussy) + Delphi + less then half an hour to drink it all = super freaky.

I can't stop smiling, or correcting my mistakes in this post. Ask me questions or something! Tee hee!

I'll be in IRC. Woo!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 07-02-2004 01:45:38 AM
dude wtg! How do you like it?
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 01:48:31 AM
It's like every muscle in my body is not responding EXACTLY how I want it to.. Save maybe my fingers. But that's because of years of typing.

I know I'm a happy drunk now.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-02-2004 01:51:28 AM
yuo aer vaery thiresty!!11
yuo aer vaeraey hungaery!!11
yuo taek a biet of stael breade!!11
the braede si MAED OUET OF POIESON!!!11yuo slowely suffaer the effaxets!!1
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 01:54:07 AM
quote:
Super Kagrama got bored and wrote this:
yuo aer vaery thiresty!!11
yuo aer vaeraey hungaery!!11
yuo taek a biet of stael breade!!11
the braede si MAED OUET OF POIESON!!!11yuo slowely suffaer the effaxets!!1

OH NOES!!:!:!:!

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-02-2004 02:07:23 AM
cornmaendaer, we neeaed torreanets!!11
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 02:09:49 AM
quote:
Super Kagrama's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
cornmaendaer, we neeaed torreanets!!11

COMMANDARS! WE NEED SHIRTGUNS!!! THERE'S A LORK ON THE CLORF!!!)!()!)(!#)!(#%" : D:

Ryuujin
posted 07-02-2004 02:25:52 AM
...shirtguns?
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-02-2004 02:32:00 AM
yuo wiell sooen knowe aend fear the powaer oef... BATTAEL GOERGE!!!!111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Demos
Pancake
posted 07-02-2004 02:39:59 AM
quote:
From the book of Ryuujin, chapter 3, verse 16:
...shirtguns?

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 03:54:56 AM
quote:
I want some of what Ryuujin was smoking when they wrote this:
...shirtguns?

Old joke from the n-s.org forums about a comic strip based on an actual game.

I don't feel so good, now.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 07-02-2004 03:57:47 AM
A t-shirt cannon killed Ned Flanders wife.

Onoes.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 07-02-2004 11:06:22 AM
For some reason I thought you were older than me.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 03:46:02 PM
quote:
I want some of what Blindy was smoking when they wrote this:
For some reason I thought you were older than me.

I get that a lot. I wasn't even carded for this bottle of vodka.

On a followup note: Hangovers suck. As does throwing up. Lots of water later, I feel much, much better.

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 07-02-2004 04:19:39 PM
First drinking experience and you puked? Good job.

I've still only puked once in the 5 times I got totally smashed.

I build tolerance by drinking 2-3 Smirnoff Twists a night on a friday at the local club.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 04:29:41 PM
quote:
Blah blah blah Redmage Darkrayver blah blah blah...
First drinking experience and you puked? Good job.

I've still only puked once in the 5 times I got totally smashed.

I build tolerance by drinking 2-3 Smirnoff Twists a night on a friday at the local club.


Don't be a dick. I drank a helluva lot more then I should have, and didn't drink nearly enough water.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 07-02-2004 06:44:48 PM
quote:
Redmage Darkrayver painfully thought these words up:
First drinking experience and you puked? Good job.

I've still only puked once in the 5 times I got totally smashed.

I build tolerance by drinking 2-3 Smirnoff Twists a night on a friday at the local club.


Smirnoff Twists?

Why, how very. . .manly and Gothic of you!

Do men in Canadia actually drink girly stuff like that in public?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Mr. Parcelan
posted 07-02-2004 06:50:35 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Smirnoff Twists?

Why, how very. . .manly and Gothic of you!

Do men in Canadia actually drink girly stuff like that in public?


No, men drink beer and whiskey. Redmage drinks Smirnoff Twists!

GYA HA HA HA HA HA!

In all seriousness, though, Smirnoff Twist is pussy shit.

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 07-02-2004 07:06:35 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:

In all seriousness, though, Smirnoff Twist is pussy shit.

Seriously, I have my very own pussy, and you wouldn't catch me drinking that hogswallow.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 07-02-2004 07:30:28 PM
Exactly. I may have chased it down with something, but at least I was drinking vodka shots.

And not shitty Smirnoff, either.

Delphi Aegis fucked around with this message on 07-02-2004 at 07:36 PM.

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