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Erica.Keena
Pancake
posted 06-16-2003 01:46:39 AM
If SEVEN ELEVENS are open 24 hours a day 7 days a week how come there are locks on it's doors
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-16-2003 01:47:59 AM
You're so 1981.
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-16-2003 01:48:00 AM
To lock people in, butcher them, and use them for hotdogs.

DUH.

This is a poor introduction thread. It lacks in titties.

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Razor
posted 06-16-2003 01:48:01 AM
Welcome to the insanity, and be prepared to be hazed.... I'm sorry in advance.
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My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 01:48:35 AM
I remember the first time I heard that joke.

Well, no I don't. Because it was so fucking long ago.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-16-2003 01:48:51 AM
Who are you and what have you done with Kennatsu?
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-16-2003 01:49:14 AM
Seven elevens were originally named that, since those were their hours. Seven am to 11 pm.

Really shocking for a place to be open that late in like, the 50s and shit.

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-16-2003 01:50:35 AM
quote:
This is what Khyron is doing. This is what I want Khyron to do :
This is a poor introduction thread. It lacks in titties.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 01:51:21 AM
quote:
D had this to say about Knight Rider:
Who are you and what have you done with Kennatsu?

Can't be Kennatsu. Here, I'll do that question Kennatsu style! See if you can notice the differences.

"If seven elevens are open twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.. why are there locks on the doors? "

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 06-16-2003 01:51:22 AM
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This is what Comrade Snoota is doing. This is what I want Comrade Snoota to do :
Because it was so fucking long ago.

1981.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-16-2003 01:51:56 AM
No, I'm not really seeing a difference.. Other than you used "", that is.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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Razor
posted 06-16-2003 01:52:19 AM
I can assure you that this is no Kenn. now do a proper introduction.
Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 06-16-2003 01:53:14 AM
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Nobody really understood why Kirara wrote:
I can assure you that this is no Kenn. now do a proper introduction.

Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up! We really did think it was Kenn and were all quite worried about the little guy!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-16-2003 02:01:00 AM
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Comrade Snoota had this to say about Robocop:
Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up! We really did think it was Kenn and were all quite worried about the little guy!

Does this mean we don't have to worry about him possibly being intelligent?

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
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