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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-11-2003 02:26:21 PM
It's my birthday today! I'm 19 freakin' years old!

Coronas and Tequila Sunrises for all! And if you don't drink...DEATH!

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Skaw
posted 05-11-2003 02:27:08 PM
Hey, I'm 19 too!

In 2 months...

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Pancake
posted 05-11-2003 02:33:08 PM
Gah, I'll be 18 in two months!


Happy Bday btw.

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Burger
BANNED!
posted 05-11-2003 02:33:17 PM
Were I to have access to booze, I would toast your glorious aging.

However, once I get home, I'm drinking to you boy!

(I really just need an excuse...)

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 05-11-2003 02:35:16 PM
I just slammed a shot of tequilla in your honor!
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Emily
Why's everybody always hittin on me?
posted 05-11-2003 02:35:34 PM
Happy Birthday, Parce!
Should've done something, but I've done it enough
By the way your hands were shaking
Rather waste some time with you

Should've said something, but I've said it enough
By the way my words were faded
Rather waste some time with you...

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Burger
BANNED!
posted 05-11-2003 02:47:52 PM
quote:
Karnaj spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I just slammed a shot of tequilla in your honor!

prove it.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

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Steven Steve
posted 05-11-2003 02:55:10 PM
Wtf? You're hardly older than my brother
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 05-11-2003 03:04:39 PM
I am not a fag, yet I still read this thread! weee!

Happy Birthday Parcie-poo!

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Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 05-11-2003 03:05:58 PM
I could have sworn that Parce was older then me..

Hmm.

Happy birthday.

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Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 05-11-2003 03:08:20 PM
Happy Mother's Day. Don't be ashamed, Parce.
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-11-2003 03:19:13 PM
Happy birthday!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 05-11-2003 03:30:11 PM
HAPPEY BIRFDAY!
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 05-11-2003 03:41:37 PM
YAY FOR PARCE! ^_^

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I'll be 19 in like... 3 weeks. Which means my grad party is -4 days from 3 weeks aay.. Oh my god. X.x

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DS
Perma-Newbie
posted 05-11-2003 03:55:25 PM
Ah, busting out your cinco de mayo leftovers, parce?
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-11-2003 03:56:40 PM
Enough of that.

Bring on the sacrifices of food and slaves.

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Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 05-11-2003 03:57:21 PM
quote:
DS had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ah, busting out your cinco de mayo leftovers, parce?

Just because they're MEXICAN means they have to drink TEQUILA? What's next, you're going to ask Parce to mow your lawn!?

Fucking racist!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 05-11-2003 03:58:15 PM
Happy Birthday, shithead!
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 05-11-2003 03:58:19 PM
Nah, but I've got an opening at cabanaboy.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 05-11-2003 03:59:08 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Happy Birthday, shithead!

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Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 05-11-2003 04:14:08 PM
*sends Parce a dozen trays piled high with buffalo wings carried in by topless Hooters girls*


Happy birthday!!

*steals a drink*

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 05-11-2003 04:19:24 PM
*tosses Parce a cake*
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Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 05-11-2003 05:50:26 PM
I shall drink SoCO to celebrate.
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leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 05-11-2003 05:51:49 PM
quote:
Delyl Caledor had this to say about Cuba:
Gah, I'll be 18 in two monthsweeks!


Happy Bday btw.

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Razor
posted 05-11-2003 05:55:18 PM
Happy birthday Prarie dog.

19 is a wonderful time of learning.

Astronomy is a passion...
Engineering is a love...
My job isn't a job, it's my career, and I love every minute of it: Observatory Superintendent
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 05-11-2003 06:17:03 PM
quote:
Iron Parcelan thought about the meaning of life:
It's my birthday today! I'm 19 freakin' years old!

Coronas and Tequila Sunrises for all! And if you don't drink...DEATH!

Ferret Dies?

[ 05-11-2003: Message edited by: Ferret ]

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 05-11-2003 07:02:41 PM
Happy Birfday!

<hands out wooden paddles> Time for the gang-spanking! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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