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Doctor Lea
Pancake
posted 02-13-2003 10:40:48 PM
Allow myself to introduce... myself..
I am me and me am I! Leandra!
I am not an avid EQ player, it is fun but if I play it much then I become obsessed and go into and EQcoma.
I've already met and spoken with your lovely Tegadil and Amber. They are cool-arse people!


I'm new... and a kitty! =^_^= Mrow!

There is a fine line between cute and evil...
I use it to play four-square! ^_^
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Suddar
posted 02-13-2003 10:41:42 PM
I fear for you.

Welcome.

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-13-2003 10:41:51 PM
G'day.
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Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-13-2003 10:42:33 PM
*gives Leandra catnip!*

Nice to meet you, Leandra. I'm a blackbacked jackal.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-13-2003 10:42:45 PM
There's a house in Tijuana in the shape of a naked woman.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-13-2003 10:43:08 PM
quote:
ArmyOf1000Faeries wrote:
lovely Tegadil and Amber.

Oh, and welcome.

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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 02-13-2003 10:43:25 PM
Hi, I'm RedMage.

I whine. and I'm also a kitty

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diadem
eet bugz
posted 02-13-2003 10:43:29 PM
edit: ok.. guess i'm too late and... no acid baths...

in that case... welcome =)

[ 02-13-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 02-13-2003 10:43:38 PM
RAKKA RAKKA!

3
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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 02-13-2003 10:44:18 PM
Howdy!
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-13-2003 10:44:22 PM
Fix sig.

Convey thought.

Prepare to die.

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-13-2003 10:44:38 PM
WHO MADE THE BUCKETHEAD SMILIES AND WHERE CAN I GET THEM?!

Ragh!

And how long do you think this person's exuberance and general non-cynicism will last?



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-13-2003 10:44:54 PM
Hi! Welcome and just.. uhm.. dun might the.. hazzing heh =)
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Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 02-13-2003 10:46:16 PM
Play PS2, bitch, Play PS2.
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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-13-2003 10:48:33 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Nicole:
WHO MADE THE BUCKETHEAD SMILIES AND WHERE CAN I GET THEM?!

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-13-2003 10:50:40 PM
Hi, give me money.
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Maradon!
posted 02-13-2003 11:10:50 PM
Step 1) Change your sig pic. Try to leave the AIM icons to AIM

Step 2) Change your display name. please.

And welcome

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 02-13-2003 11:16:47 PM
Great, another feline; like we don't have enough of THOSE around here!

Oh well, it's not stopped me from welcoming people before.

Welcome to EC!

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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nem-x
posted 02-13-2003 11:17:43 PM
We don't need any more wannabe cats.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 02-13-2003 11:22:42 PM
Nearly forgot.

http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=030224

He know what he's talking about, so pay attention when you read it.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 02-13-2003 11:32:30 PM
<tail-waves to the new person and hands her cookies> ^.^ Hiyas!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 02-13-2003 11:50:36 PM
Hello
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Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 02-14-2003 12:02:48 AM
uhh hello O_o
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Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 02-14-2003 12:10:28 AM
quote:
How.... Rodent King.... uughhhhhh:
Great, another feline; like we don't have enough of THOSE around here!

Oh well, it's not stopped me from welcoming people before.

Welcome to EC!

You gotta problem with felines, you little rat punk?

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 02-14-2003 12:51:59 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when nem-x wrote:
We don't need any more wannabe cats.

There is only one true EC-Cat, and I claim that title!


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-14-2003 01:00:15 AM
quote:
ArmyOf1000Faeries stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Allow myself to introduce... myself..
I am me and me am I! Leandra!
I am not an avid EQ player, it is fun but if I play it much then I become obsessed and go into and EQcoma.
I've already met and spoken with your lovely Tegadil and Amber. They are cool-arse people!


I'm new... and a kitty! =^_^= Mrow!

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Lashanna
noob
posted 02-14-2003 01:00:25 AM
I love that picture, Fae,
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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Sean
posted 02-14-2003 01:08:09 AM
Ahhhh fuck.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 02-14-2003 01:14:11 AM
quote:
Zaile Ronso had this to say about Knight Rider:
You gotta problem with felines, you little rat punk?

Only the ones who call me names like rat punk.

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Faelynn LeAndris
Lusty busty redheaded wood elf with sharp claws
posted 02-14-2003 01:44:31 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Lashanna:
I love that picture, Fae,


My LAUNCHCast Station
"Respect the Forest, Fear the Ranger"
I got lost for an hour and became god.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-14-2003 01:52:09 AM
HI!!!
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Dave
)_(
posted 02-14-2003 04:14:08 AM
More kat art please fae!
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ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 02-14-2003 05:44:09 AM
Heya new-person...

You're a cat eh?

I'm... well... I'm sure my picture should say it all.

<-------

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 02-14-2003 06:25:32 AM
Welcome!
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 02-14-2003 08:05:37 AM
Run! Run for your li...

*thud*

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 02-14-2003 11:02:29 AM
I AM THE LAW.

or something

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-14-2003 11:26:08 AM
I am a banana.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 02-14-2003 04:41:05 PM
quote:
Faelynn LeAndris wrote this then went back to looking for porn:

Masturbation is so wrong... but yet, SO RIGHT.

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Lashanna
noob
posted 02-14-2003 05:16:17 PM
quote:
Someone Else stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Masturbation is so wrong... but yet, SO RIGHT.

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-14-2003 06:31:11 PM
hey... that pic is actually pretty cool.

Lash, bet you're just tickled purple that people use the term masturbation in reference to a pic of you eh?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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