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Your Cerebral Hematoma requires me to congratulate you on your ability to compute the Lesbian Integral of a macaroon.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Tus ojos me piden agarrarte por el cuello y exprimirlo.
Mines noto ino englisho. [ 12-26-2002: Message edited by: Kirane ]
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Din nese overger kun din haltende underleppe!
Umm... yeah...
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Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded...
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.
eh?
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Your beautiful bulgarian bricks stack like the thousand eyes of Estonian potatos, peering amid fuzzy dreams of corrugated cardboard.
[ 12-26-2002: Message edited by: Bloodsage ]
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyramids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, ineffable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
--Satan, quoted by John Milton
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In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch.
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Your eyebrows are as verdantly forrested as the seeded woodworms of my most sombre dreams.
...
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I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
Uhm... Gee, thanks... I... wait...
"au·ri·cle
n.
Anatomy.
The outer projecting portion of the ear. Also called pinna."
...HEY!
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How.... Drysart.... uughhhhhh:
muhahahaha!!!
too much free time.
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Never pet your dog when it is on fire.
Ahh, it's all becoming clear now! [ 12-26-2002: Message edited by: Bummey the Fool ]
[ 12-26-2002: Message edited by: Niklas ]
Edit: Your pendulous thorax makes cellists envious of the rotund sounds emanating from your nose in D minor
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]If I were to combine your blood, toes, and hair, it might not be you, but it would be enough for my basic desires.
True dat! 
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Ruvyen? said:
auricles.
I was almost nervous, what with aury being short for Aurick and all.
Mano a mano, le tue ossiflexe, si starnubbano nel brondio. (wtf?)
The ocean's foam matches the froth of hair streaming through your lips.
Many sausages have known things before you had time to react.
The hair in your mouth tickles the divine underbelly of my pulsating hypothalmus, flooding my terrestrial erector set with expressive washes of saponifying liquors.
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I surmise that your basement is made of skin and is never depleted of nurses.
Wow, how did it know?
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How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
funny, that could be taken as a compliment
[ 12-28-2002: Message edited by: diadem ]
sounds like something you'd say to a few certain women... "Her eyes alone could suck the life straight outa ya"
