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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2002 09:20:43 PM
http://www.vierkanteogen.nl/games/bouterdart/index.html?f=1.3


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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 09-15-2002 09:24:56 PM
ah gnome darts. quite fun.
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-15-2002 09:34:12 PM
yes!!

*throws darts at passing gnomes*

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-15-2002 09:36:47 PM
Those yellow sneezers are a real pain.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2002 09:48:17 PM
UBT figured it uout! you give them the bottle.. make them drunk.. wait for them to sober up.. they wont szeeze!


and you can tie up the ones with the balls with the ropes lol

UBT is funny.. he is singing the theme song

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UBT
Pancake
posted 09-15-2002 09:58:23 PM
That song, is the greatest and best song in the world !!!!!!
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2002 10:01:36 PM
omg... I created a monster..... !!!!!!
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-15-2002 10:04:47 PM
ROFL
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2002 10:12:58 PM
he's got the song on a loop....


omg omg omg omg omg hahahahhhahahahaaha

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UBT
Pancake
posted 09-15-2002 10:24:57 PM
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2002 10:36:03 PM
is thee a bouterdart helpline?


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Lalian Viajante
Pancake
posted 09-15-2002 10:43:12 PM
That has to be the best Flash game ever!
Lalian - Hierophant | Lalolian - 51 Minstrel
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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-15-2002 10:53:57 PM
yaeS
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota
This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2002 10:56:48 PM
UBT is a man possessed by bouterdarts!!!!!!

he has had the mp3 in a loop for an hour and is still playing the gamee!

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Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 09-15-2002 10:58:14 PM
Playing this to the tune of The Dark Messenger is just too damn cool. Kujadarts.


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.
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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2002 11:14:11 PM
Drunken gnomes are the most fun to throw.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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UBT
Pancake
posted 09-15-2002 11:21:46 PM
Bouterdart owns all !
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Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 09-15-2002 11:32:44 PM
Its hard!
Ferrel!
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2002 11:35:42 PM
yeah.. it's hard to figure out if you dont speak danish.. which we dont.. but UBT is uber and played around and figured some of it out

try the ropes on the ball guys, and get some guys drunk and stuff

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Taylen
Pancake
posted 09-16-2002 12:06:14 AM
I feel really stupid....but how do you play this game.
"When correctly viewed, everything is lewd." - Tom Lehrer.
Sadomasochism: It's Fun!
Taylen Ashenbow
Rangers never run we mearly stratigically retreat.
Thats not a train thats a pull, my trains are always much bigger.
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Ryuujin
posted 09-16-2002 01:09:08 AM
Ahh lub it!
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sokkon
Pancake
posted 09-16-2002 03:42:08 AM
that is not danish
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Ragabash
Pancake
posted 09-16-2002 03:43:57 AM
OMFG! Thank you for showing me this! *can't stop laughing*
Feed my hungry soul.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-16-2002 11:14:30 AM
quote:
sokkon was naked while typing this:
that is not danish

well it's no language I speak what is it?????

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Maradon!
posted 09-16-2002 11:25:30 AM
WINT DE WEDSTRIJD!
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Lalian Viajante
Pancake
posted 09-16-2002 11:34:43 AM
It looks like German to me.
Lalian - Hierophant | Lalolian - 51 Minstrel
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-16-2002 12:35:59 PM
tell me what they say!!!
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-16-2002 12:38:09 PM
quote:
Lalian Viajante was listening to Cher while typing:
It looks like German to me.

Look again.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-16-2002 01:11:49 PM
what language is it please!!!!
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Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 09-16-2002 01:22:18 PM
Norway! *guesses the language*
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Caela
Crazed Ex-Angel
posted 09-16-2002 01:26:43 PM
Evil!!!!

*laughs*

I can't stop!!

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. " - the "Professor" - The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-16-2002 02:41:02 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) was listening to Cher while typing:
what language is it please!!!!

It's dutch.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-16-2002 03:06:18 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Tarquinn said this:
It's dutch.

so tell me what it says please!!!

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MadCat the 2nd
Pancake
posted 09-16-2002 03:08:25 PM
It actually doesn't say much
"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherfucker upside the head."

ben(at)netmastering(dot)nl

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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-16-2002 03:51:58 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when MadCat the 2nd wrote:
It actually doesn't say much

UBT made me listen to that song for 3 hours over and over again in a loop...

TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Curman
Pancake
posted 09-16-2002 04:05:45 PM
quote:
Taylen spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I feel really stupid....but how do you play this game.

I didnt get it at first, i threw gnomes straight to ground.

Just click on a gnome, hold for a second till you see dart board, pull the gnome towards you and then foward and let go, kinda throws em.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-16-2002 04:35:22 PM
quote:
The Nae (tm) had this to say about Cuba:
UBT made me listen to that song for 3 hours over and over again in a loop...

TELL ME WHAT IT SAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll translate it when I get back from work tomorrow.
(But I'm sure MCs translation would be much better.)

Anyway, good night.

[ 09-16-2002: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-17-2002 06:32:12 PM
translation pleasesesese!
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UBT
Pancake
posted 09-18-2002 09:17:08 AM
*bump *

It needs to be translated

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-18-2002 11:17:53 AM
Ack ... me and my stupid promises ...


Working on it.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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