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Topic: Drysart likes bloo... (maybe not work safe)
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 06-14-2002 07:39:58 PM

[ 06-14-2002: Message edited by: Drysart ]


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Delphi Aegis
Pancake
posted 06-14-2002 07:40:53 PM
MY EYES! AH FUCK THE GOGGLES DO SHIT! FUCK FUCK AHH FUCK!
Delphi
I walk in the Light
Facing the Darkness Boldly
I fear no Evil
Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-14-2002 07:40:55 PM
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2002 07:41:26 PM
OH WHAT THE FUCK
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-14-2002 07:41:58 PM
quote:
Sutiiben Hantu spewed forth this undeniable truth:
OH WHAT THE FUCK

I think it's fairly self explanitory.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-14-2002 07:42:44 PM
It'd be more like Fuck the What?
Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 06-14-2002 07:42:44 PM
.......EWWWW
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 06-14-2002 07:45:55 PM
strangely, I'm not that surprised
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 06-14-2002 07:48:54 PM
DRYSART likes it!?

*shudders violently from mental images that burn like fire*

Kinanik
Upset about being titless
posted 06-14-2002 07:51:00 PM
Is that for you Piper... I hope so...
Gully Foyle is my name
And Terra is my nation
Deep space is my dwelling place
The stars my destination
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-14-2002 07:52:03 PM
quote:
Kinanik wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Is that for you Piper... I hope so...

well duh

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-14-2002 07:52:13 PM
Or nevermind.

[ 06-14-2002: Message edited by: D© ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Ryuujin
posted 06-14-2002 07:54:54 PM
Did Drysart use a mold?
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 07:55:54 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Ryuujin the Leezard!
Did Drysart use a mold?

Heh, that reminds me of that Sexylosers strip

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 06-14-2002 07:57:10 PM
quote:
Ryuujin the Leezard was naked while typing this:
Did Drysart use a mold?

Are you kidding? The one on display has no girth!


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-14-2002 07:58:04 PM
quote:
Ryuujin the Leezard was listening to Cher while typing:
Did Drysart use a mold?

Mine is thicker.

Ryuujin
posted 06-14-2002 07:58:48 PM
SHWOOM SHWOOM
:>

[ 06-14-2002: Message edited by: Ryuujin the Leezard ]

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 07:59:38 PM
Must refrain from making comments...must not ask him if he likes his blue as well...must get mental images out of head...arrrrrrggggghhh....
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 06-14-2002 08:02:07 PM
This thread is quickly reaching new levels of "OMG WTF WHY?!".
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-14-2002 08:04:41 PM
Piper wields the banstick? The vibrating banstick?
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 08:05:40 PM
quote:
Soldar wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Piper wields the banstick? The vibrating banstick?

Argh, too many mental images now!

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2002 08:06:23 PM
Do you really even need a dildo?

And a banstick is a stick of deoderant... not a dildo

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Drysart
Pancake
posted 06-14-2002 08:07:22 PM
quote:
Sutiiben Hantu wrote this stupid crap:
And a banstick is a stick of deoderant... not a dildo

Which do you think evokes more fear when it's waved in your general direction, though?

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-14-2002 08:07:35 PM
They got a new kind of banstick.

The vibrating kind.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 08:07:58 PM
quote:
Sutiiben Hantu stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Do you really even need a dildo?

And a banstick is a stick of deoderant... not a dildo


It can be interpreted as such...

And go go RQG!

"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 08:08:48 PM
This thread is going rapidly downhill...
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2002 08:11:10 PM
quote:
Drysart impressed everyone with:
Which do you think evokes more fear when it's waved in your general direction, though?

The average stick of antiperspirant could be very dangerous next to shaved armpits

[ 06-14-2002: Message edited by: Sutiiben Hantu ]

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 06-14-2002 08:13:06 PM
How about a vibrator to the armpits? HMM?

Shit. That hurts my mind.

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 08:13:48 PM
The RQG is having a field day with this thread
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-14-2002 08:14:38 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Which do you think evokes more fear when it's waved in your general direction, though?

I think I'd just stare at you funny if you started waving a blue, vibrating dildo at me.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 06-14-2002 08:14:52 PM
quote:
D© stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
This thread is quickly reaching new levels of "OMG WTF WHY?!".
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 08:16:59 PM
[Cheshire Cat]We're all perverts here...I'm a pervert...You're a pervert...[/Cheshire Cat]
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 06-14-2002 08:17:48 PM
LOL right... kinky sex!
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2002 08:19:21 PM
How heavy is it and what is it made of?
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-14-2002 08:24:01 PM
The real question is how much damage does it do when thrown
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2002 08:25:18 PM
Jeez, I would hate to get hit by a 2 or 3 pound rubber dildo flying through the air
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-14-2002 08:27:04 PM
It's be certainly hard to...wield I guess you could say. God, my mind has cemented itself to the gutter
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Steven Steve
posted 06-14-2002 08:29:02 PM
You have to hold it like a throwing knife, with the balls on top. Throw! This works well for medium-sized ones.

For heavy ones, just grab it by the balls and whip it!

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Willias
Pancake
posted 06-14-2002 08:29:27 PM
...
That's just disturbing.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 06-14-2002 08:30:46 PM
This thread smacks of old school Deli posts.
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
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