[ 05-27-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]

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<nem-x> Solder is nuts.
<MadCat> yaes
<Soldar> I don't Solder anything!
<MadCat> soldering can be nuts
<RandomInsanity> Go back to bending
<Soldar> Get bent.
<RandomInsanity> I am
<Waisztarroz> Yeah, one false move and you've lost something expensive
<nem-x> You're already bent.
<MadCat> especially if you solder the +12v lead on the +3v one and watch sparks
<Waisztarroz> Heh
<Soldar> Fuck. What the hell did you just say Madcat?
<MadCat> Soldar: I dunno
* MadCat just said something
<MadCat> random
<MadCat> and totally not making sense
<MadCat> because it is like, 6:20am here and I'm tired but I cannot sleep
<RandomInsanity> MadCat has gone mad?
<Waisztarroz> Speaking of soldering, I wonder what the easiest way to bridge the L1 gap on the AMD XP processors is...
<RandomInsanity> Graphite.
<Waisztarroz> You'd be graphiting for a long time
<Waisztarroz> The gap on the XP series is deep
<MadCat> RandomInsanity: I've always been mad :P
<RandomInsanity> paperclip?
*** Jesseika has joined #evercrest
<Waisztarroz> ...
<Waisztarroz> How would that even work?
<Soldar> So uh... public masturbation for all then?
<Jesseika> hi those that remember me =)
<Soldar> Especially the women?
* MadCat does not remembe,r but HI anyway
<RandomInsanity> Maybe you could spooge it shut.
<MadCat> RandomInsanity: it'd need a regular refresher then
<Waisztarroz> I can see how you could potentially bridge it that way, but how would you keep it on and how would you keep it from getting in the way?
<Waisztarroz> Not the spooge way
<RandomInsanity> MadCat: Yeah, I think Wais surfs enough pr0n though to keep up.
<MadCat> well he'd need to do it at least once an hour
<Waisztarroz> You could spooge it shut, but then you'd have to put something metallic over the spooge
<Soldar> Damn. I didn't scare Jesseika.
<RandomInsanity> spooge should conduct.
<Jesseika> lol honey I don't scare that easily
<Jesseika> ask Skaw, he can tell you
<Waisztarroz> Let's find out...someone go jack off in an outlet
<Skaw> It's true.
<Waisztarroz> Spooge does conduct?
<MadCat> Jesseika: aliens are coming for you... be scared.. be very scared
<Waisztarroz> When did you try it?
<Jesseika> and you would know this how Skaw?
<nem-x> Conductivity
<Jesseika> ummm why?
<MadCat> all fluids conduct
<Soldar> Well, some people get a little freaked out right when the enter chat and someone says something disturbing.
<Soldar> Distilled water doesn't conduct.
<Skaw> You've told me what you've worked, Jess
<Jesseika> hehe you should see my guildchat sometimes
<MadCat> Jesseika: um, I dunno? Cuz they're evil and will do horrible unmentionable experiments?
<Waisztarroz> Also, how would you hold the spooge in?
<MadCat> Skaw: okay, any fluid with any form of salt in it will conduct
* Jesseika shrugs
<Soldar> Yeah. Salt is an electrolyte.
<Skaw> Oho, duh, Madcat.
* MadCat gives up trying to scare Jesseika
<RandomInsanity> um.... it holds itself in.
<Waisztarroz> It would slowly creep out
<nem-x> ...
<RandomInsanity> And it's not salt, it's actually simple sugars.
<MadCat> that's why you need to re-spooge it once an hour
<nem-x> w t f
<MadCat> yaes! nem-x is confused!
<Waisztarroz> Also, what if the spooge got into another bridge?
<nem-x> No... just .. ugh
<Waisztarroz> You could spooge-fry your processor
<MadCat> Waisztarroz: then you're fucked :P
<nem-x> wtf
<RandomInsanity> <=-- knows all kinds of random and pointless facts.
<nem-x> lol
<Soldar> You'd have to use funnel?
<MadCat> so your aim had better be good
<nem-x> I'm eating corn pops without any milk right now.
<RandomInsanity> Well, given the size of your tool Wais, I figured you'd insert it in the bridge and let it fly.
<Waisztarroz> You stream would have to be pretty small
<RandomInsanity> kinda like caulking a windowframe.
* MadCat sprays coke on the monitor
<MadCat> dammit RIG
<MadCat> next time wait till I ain't trying to drink
<RandomInsanity> <=-- evil bastard.
<RandomInsanity> hehehe
<MadCat> yaes
<MadCat> who's yer daddy :P
<Waisztarroz> How would you know the size of my tool? This is a theoretical question since you don't actually know...
<Soldar> This conversation has gone from disturbing, to worse, to sickening, to worse, then it got to the masturbation.
<MadCat> the size of tool is inversely related to the size of ego
<MadCat> large ego, small tool
<MadCat> *ducks and runs*
<RandomInsanity> Dude.... Parce talked.... said there wasn't much there... something about "hung like a cave"....
<RandomInsanity>
<Waisztarroz> What about women, then? =P
<MadCat> for women
<MadCat> the size of boobies is inversely related to intelligence
<MadCat> hence, all dumb blondes have large boobs
* MadCat hides in his nuke-proof bunker
<Gikk|WR> ....
<Gikk|WR> ....
* Waisztarroz tests it out a few times
<Gikk|WR> ........
* Soldar walks into MadCat's bunker with a gun.
<nem-x> Ruh roh
* Gikk|WR squishes madcat
<MadCat> ono!~
<MadCat> i r squished
<Gikk|WR> yaes
* MadCat squishes around *squish* *squish*
* Soldar finds MadCat stomped, so he walks out.
* RandomInsanity pokes Gikk
<Waisztarroz> What about hermaphrodites?
<MadCat> y'all do realise I'm just funning around right? :P
* Gikk|WR squishes RIG< too
<MadCat> Waisztarroz: combination of the above
* Soldar knows some *cough* well endowed women with good intellect.

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